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executioneer
Jul 3rd, 2006, 04:43 AM
can't live with em, and they won't just GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME IN PEACE >:

Marc Summers
Jul 3rd, 2006, 05:07 AM
Oh Guitar Woman, I believe there is someone here who would like a word with you

executioneer
Jul 3rd, 2006, 05:30 AM
hahahaha

yeah hey guitar woman can i move in w/ you for a couple months my current roommate is being a total cunt :x

Fathom Zero
Jul 3rd, 2006, 09:34 AM
I once told my father in regards to his wife, "Women. You can't live with 'em, you can't throw them down the stairs."

True Story.

executioneer
Jul 3rd, 2006, 02:35 PM
ps if anyone wants to hear details pm me and i'll hook u up i don't want to talk about it ont he internet where SOMEONE MIGHT BE LISTENING

noob3
Jul 3rd, 2006, 07:56 PM
your room mate sucks find one that dosn't, dude!! blow her cat's ass up!

Black Flag
Jul 4th, 2006, 09:38 AM
man i always want details

MetalMilitia
Jul 4th, 2006, 11:24 AM
Why do women wear make up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad!

Rongi
Jul 4th, 2006, 02:11 PM
where is Jish :(?

executioneer
Jul 4th, 2006, 02:37 PM
he's at my moms living it up b/c he gets to go outside and bite on all the plants

executioneer
Jul 4th, 2006, 02:38 PM
plus conspire with his brother max to harass the doggies

Vexation
Jul 15th, 2006, 11:00 PM
I like my women like I like my Scotch, 13years and mixed up with coke.

executioneer
Jul 15th, 2006, 11:08 PM
i like you liek i like my earwigs, wrapped up in toilet paper and then set on fire

fuck.I'm_Sean
Jul 16th, 2006, 12:28 AM
Why do women wear make up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad! I totally told my girlfriend that one. My cheek still hurts :(

CaptainBubba
Jul 16th, 2006, 02:32 AM
Women make me feel comfortable. Guys are really abbraisive and loud and demanding.

Vexation
Jul 16th, 2006, 03:03 AM
i like you liek i like my earwigs, wrapped up in toilet paper and then set on fire

I can't tell if this is a good thing, or bad thing... if the earwigs are being destroyed, they can no longer infest the ear, so it must be good?

Marc Summers
Jul 16th, 2006, 03:19 AM
He's saying that the world will be a better place if you died an extravagent, flaming death.

executioneer
Jul 16th, 2006, 03:46 AM
women are manipulative and deceptive and controlling and i sometimes get v. angry with them

executioneer
Jul 16th, 2006, 04:33 AM
V., V. angry >: