Fuck me

[Terra]

mardi gras beads, vaginal toothpicks and anal staples.

don't nobody rile up cos. that's my job!

[Womti]

OK TERRA I WILL TRY NOT TO. RILE YOU UP

[Cosmo Electrolux]

mardi gras beads, vaginal toothpicks and anal staples.

don't nobody rile up cos. that's my job!\
:love you do it very well :love

a king cake, a rubber replica of a Peoples Choice Award, and a medium sized bottle of Extra Virgin olive oil

[Terra]

buttermilk biscuits, a wishbone and a clit cot.

[Terra]

OK TERRA I WILL TRY NOT TO. RILE YOU UP


http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f41/steelsojourn/1799166_m.jpg

[Cosmo Electrolux]

warm sausage gravy, "the wedge", and a funnel

[Terra]

a warm mud pack in "those" places, a butterfinger, and a corkscrew

[Cosmo Electrolux]

a squeegie for after the warm mud pack in "those" places, a bottle of warm massage oil, and a red velvet cake

[Terra]

a package of lil' debbie's moon pies, a can of 30 weight, and a gas nozzle

[Cosmo Electrolux]

a pair of green stockings, a half gallon of green beer, a beef brisket, two mediuim sized potatoes shoved into a rubber glove, a hot glue gun, some petroleum jelly (grape flavor), and the soundtrack from Fiddler on the Roof playing on a Fisher-price turntable.

[Womti]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f41/steelsojourn/1799166_m.jpg


:love:orgasm:x

[Terra]

a pair of green stockings, a half gallon of green beer, a beef brisket, two mediuim sized potatoes shoved into a rubber glove, a hot glue gun, some petroleum jelly (grape flavor), and the soundtrack from Fiddler on the Roof playing on a Fisher-price turntable.

the soundtrack of funny girl playing on a wee tots cd player, ear wax, a nail gun, one banana hidden in w whoopie cushion, a cheeseburger, a bottle of red mountain, and a fishnet condom

[Cosmo Electrolux]

a scratchy copy of Jesus Christ superstar playing on a "My little Pony" tape deck, an impact wrench, some slobber (from the side of your mouth), a joy buzzer, a cliteral stimulation device with a vague resemblence to a nose, a large bottle of King of Spirits absinthe, a four foot length of dental floss, oatmeal.

[Terra]

cherios, some bad beer, an innertube with hair on the rim, your nipple ring stuck on my tongue, a bent level, and iko iko playing in the background

[Cosmo Electrolux]

an old hunk of pop-tart (cherry...frosted) with lint stuck on it, a bastard file, your (insert adornment, body part, orifice here) stuck to my tongue, a bottle of really good bourdon mixed with grape cool-ade....with no sugar, David Hasselhoff crooning in the distance,

[Terra]

an old hunk of pop-tart (cherry...frosted) with lint stuck on it, a bastard file, your (insert adornment, body part, orifice here) stuck to my tongue, a bottle of really good bourdon mixed with grape cool-ade....with no sugar, David Hasselhoff crooning in the distance,

stars wars blaring in the background, a bottle of zima laced with cystal light, your (prominent body part) in the palm of my warm oiled hand, a doubled corrupt file, a piece of bait with a tire attached.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

stars wars blaring in the background, a bottle of zima laced with cystal light, your (prominent body part) in the palm of my warm oiled hand, a doubled corrupt file, a piece of bait with a tire attached.

"Star Trek, the next generation" playing softly on a broken black and white "little princess" television, a container of banana flavored protein mixed with warm Dixie Beer, your ( sensitive body part and or parts) between my fingers, a moldy, wet towel, and hard piece of cheese with green, fuzzy spots on it.

[Terra]

shredded mexican cheese laced with spanish fly, baby wipes, your exploring finger, tequilla with worm high on pcp, and tom jones "she's a lady" blaring from the neighbors radio.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

goat cheese filled with mercury, fried toilet paper, my exploring tongue, mescaline, and a pair of giant panties found under the stage at a Tom Jones concert, The best of Seals and Croft on 8 track

[Terra]

oh god the 8 track thing made me quiver

loggins and messina live and in jail, a leopard skin manthong inside a stove top stuffing box, qualudes, your manrod slipping between my lips, frozen q tips, and a little brie laced with feces.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

quaaludes and brie? Oh, god...and you had me at Loggins and Messina...

a half glass of Woodford reserve and a warm diet coke, a mushy bowl of kibbles and bits, my tongue exploring your clitoris, peyote, a package of odd lots underwear with three leg holes each, and a block of sharp cheddar with warm cat vomit on top.

[Chojin]

i see what you did there

[Cosmo Electrolux]

it was the peyote, wasn't it? Drug references....

[Terra]

oh oh. i'm out of sync now. who is doing who to whom?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I'm doing what to you.

[Terra]

and when will what be done?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

that's up to you, dear....on both counts

I have started a new thread...the Cosmo and Terra foreplay ( and eventual coitus) thread in the loveline...we may now have our ways with each other.

Be gentle, I am newly divorced....

[Terra]

rebound is a wonderful thing. further, i have no intention of being gentle. but i will submit when necessary......:love :love :love

[Cosmo Electrolux]

oh, Baby....I think rebound is gonna rock...
and submit you will...:love :love :love

it gives me wood when you talk like that....

[Terra]

:love :love i hope we make everybody sick and uncomfortable.:love :rock

plus gawdamnit this thread needs to stick around.

[Grislygus]

Not sick, but hilariously uncomfortable.

[Terra]

skeedaddle! :)

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Not sick, but hilariously uncomfortable.

but of course...you would expect less of the "Official I-mockery horn-dog"?
Noob said I was, you know....

[GADZOOKS]

bored to death was more of the feeling I was having

[Terra]

yeah somebody should really stop holding a gun to your head making you read this stuff

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I love it when these fuckwits stroll into a thread 12 pages long to make one moronic remark....like "this is boring"....or ":rolleyes" simply because they're too stupid to formulate an articulate response that is relevant to the thread.

[GADZOOKS]

This is :rolleyes

Yeah, sorry I couldn't think of some random dirty talk for you, creep.

oh, honey blah blah dick blah blah

blah blah blah egyptian dead dick blah blah

[Terra]

This is :rolleyes

Yeah, sorry I couldn't think of some random dirty talk for you, creep.

i heard the ignore feature works well. fucking idiot

[GADZOOKS]

I heard private messages work well too, get a room you slobs.

Thread Backups

[kahljorn]

For a while now I've been convinced that Terra is Cosmo's character and he is just cyber masturbating with himself, while trying to make himself look like a ladies man.

[Terra]

gurl you r such a lethal bitch! i luv you 2 pieces!!!

[kahljorn]

great, now she's treating me like she treats the dumb girls on this message board.

Just in case I ever wondered what it was like to be lenor and be appreciated for all the wrong reasons.

[Terra]

actually kahl, i fully intend to treat you with just as much respect and reverance as i would any other female on this forum.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

This is :rolleyes

Yeah, sorry I couldn't think of some random dirty talk for you, creep.

if you've noticed, assmunch, my dirty talk is directed to one person only. I'll thank you to mind your own fucking business, you fat tongued mongoloid, and possibly take advantage of the ignore feature if you find my banter offensive to your delicate sensibilities.

Thanks, and have a nice day, dickhole.

[Terra]

see that gadzooks? now go take a flying fuck off the end of your keyboard, you worthless sack of flesh.

now back to fucking ME...

[Terra]

okay now somebody fuck me???

[Terra]

uh cos? you still around?

[Zinger]

okay now somebody fuck me???


http://twoday.net/static/abreissblog/images/thinking.jpg Hmmm, maybe.

[Terra]

>: not you

[FartinMowler]

So did you guy's do it yet? :\

[Lenor]

Fartin, it's alright; Your only a couple weeks too slow! :x ;)

[Womti]

So did you guy's do it yet? :\



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FARTIN :love

[Terra]

cos? womti is jealous of our love..

[Womti]

no I'm jealous of fartin he's got baseball furies as his avatar >: >: >:

[Terra]

i'm leaving this open for cos.

[Goat Cheese]

oh Terra why the hell did you start this circlejerk of a thread up again?

[Terra]

why did you even respond to it, you lonely "jump on the old thread while you can get your teeny rocks off and score big with nobody who gives a shit about you or your worthless posts and whom nobody gives a flying fuck about...new person type poster"?

[Terra]

lenore would be proud

[Seven Force]

hey terra

howve you been?

[Terra]

i'm hanging in there, seven. how's by you?

[Seven Force]

s'alright

[Bubsy]

terra asl:orgasm:meat:fart

[arg_zombies]

Why do i always stumble into threads like this :tear

Edit: And then be compelled to comment dammit!!!!

[kahljorn]

probably because your first name is arg so you were destined to be frustrated constantly

also, zombies wander a lot

[Womti]

so guys is thsi tread 26k or what

[arg_zombies]

probably because your first name is arg so you were destined to be frustrated constantly

also, zombies wander a lot


I feel... ANGRY!

[Goat Cheese]

Don't worry Be Happy.

[arg_zombies]

You should add that to your checklist:

[_] Make arg_zombies happy

:lol :lol

[kahljorn]

i think you shoudl change the first three on you checlist because they ar elackluster and you can tell that you were just making them up on the fly so you could put the i-mockery god part

[arg_zombies]

Or maybe he really did them :lol

[kahljorn]

he wouldn't have the ballst o punch an elephant it would beat his ass an d so would the moon

[Lenor]

I be super duper proud!

Why do I always gotta be singled out :/

IM SO SPECIAL!

[arg_zombies]

he wouldn't have the ballst o punch an elephant it would beat his ass an d so would the moon


Maybe the elephant was dead :eek

[Terra]

hey everybody you have to stop posting in this thread because milhouse hates it.

heads up bros

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Hey, anyone else feel compelled to spam Arg_Zombies PM box?

[Terra]

this guy....this guy.... :D

[arg_zombies]

Guys, do it now!

[Terra]

arg get the blazes out of this thread or you'll be spammed>:

[Lenor]

I don't like Spam, it taste funny :/

[Seven Force]

im going to post here cause milhouse told me not too

and since terra doesnt want to call me anymore

[Lenor]

Guess what I heard about milhouse?

HE HUMPS TREES!!!


HAHAHAHAHHA HES A DENDRAPHELIAC!

[Seven Force]

also i cant have a meaningful conversation once amber goes into "lenor mode" anything i say will be met with "huh" "what do you mean by that" and "perv", even in the rare instances when i am not in fact being a perv

i didnt know why so i constructed a hypotheses on what could be causing this momentary breakdown in communication

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/lenormode2.png

[noob3]

WHAT!?

[noob3]

OKAY!!

[noob3]

PORTUGESE POWER

[Lenor]

BRIAN SHUT UP.. FUCKER!

haha

wow thats pretty good.. WTH :/

[Seven Force]

amber sweetie im just trying to get to the root of the problem
help me help you

[arg_zombies]

BUH-BOOM

[Terra]

keep up the good work, dooods!

[kahljorn]

lol!
I love charts used to explain things :(

[Bubsy]

silverhcasir is a gERREAT BAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rock:rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock :rock:rock:rock:domo

[Terra]

bubsy get out of my thread!!

and somebody fuck me!>:

[kahljorn]

gross :(

[Womti]

and somebody fuck me!>:

hur hurr

[Terra]

hey just because your other hobo constituents line up to grind hamburger out of your bum doesn't mean you get to laugh at me on on my thread >:

[arg_zombies]

So that's how a burger is made :eek