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sspadowsky
Jul 10th, 2006, 06:55 PM
"Viable" in the sense that he is a living, sentient being, with mostly-functional organs (save for the liver). Does he have a snowball's chance in hell? Nope. But I love 'im anyway. And I'd rather vote for a guy who makes the political process look like the joke it always has been.
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Linky to Doug's site, which is most definitely not safe for work (http://www.dougstanhope.com/home.html)

July 9, 2006

Due to circumstances well within my control, my July 4th announcement was postponed until now, July 9th at 4:14 a.m.

As earlier stated, I will be running for the Presidency of the United States of America in 2008.

An unexpected outpouring of support from factions of the Libertarian Party has solidified my decision to run for the nomination as the Libertarian candidate.

I am as serious about this campaign as I am the material I present on stage. Don't let the comedy divert from the message.

I'd rather die laughing in the fight than suffer the lesser of two forms of forced sodomy.

We used to have fun, didn't we?

Stanhope in '08
Drunk with Power.

Stay Tuned.

Dr. Boogie
Jul 10th, 2006, 09:34 PM
I hope they legalize gay marriage soon so you can Doug can get married, Sam.