View Full Version : If you could give yourself felatio
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Jul 17th, 2006, 10:22 PM
would you swallow?
Seven Force
Jul 17th, 2006, 10:24 PM
Hindsight is 20/20, Courage.
Pub Lover
Jul 17th, 2006, 11:53 PM
I can, & yes.
Archduke Tips
Jul 18th, 2006, 08:38 PM
Stomach babies are my biggest fear. :(
Terra
Jul 18th, 2006, 08:45 PM
Okay.
Seven's was the only response that made sense here.
WhiteRat
Jul 20th, 2006, 04:18 AM
I think that if I could give myself fellatio I would throw the remains into the nearest person's face.
Terra
Jul 20th, 2006, 09:50 PM
Thank God,
For all mankind
Your not big enough
To find. ;)
maggiekarp
Jul 20th, 2006, 11:13 PM
I think that act is referred to as a spiderman.
Zen444
Jul 22nd, 2006, 10:24 AM
TL;DR!
WhiteRat
Jul 22nd, 2006, 11:24 AM
Hey Zen, will you stand next to me while I fellate myself?
Zen444
Jul 22nd, 2006, 11:42 AM
I was sent to spy on a Cuban talent show.
First stop, Havanna a go go!
Enclosing, yes.
WhiteRat
Jul 22nd, 2006, 12:48 PM
NOT INTERESTED.
Supafly345
Jul 22nd, 2006, 09:13 PM
I just learned a new word for blowjob so I'm going to use it akwardly on i-mock IMMEDIATELY.
executioneer
Jul 22nd, 2006, 09:27 PM
guys if you could commit the sin of onan would you
Gurlugon
Jul 23rd, 2006, 12:51 AM
Somnonanism
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Jul 27th, 2006, 07:15 PM
guys if you could commit the sin of onan would you
Technicly his sin was not that wanked. he was commanded to have a baby with his dead brother's widow and raise it in his honour. He fucked her but pulled out at the last minute and shot his wad elsewhere.
His sin was not that he wanked, but that he didn't impregnate the chick he was commanded by God to impregnate.
executioneer
Jul 27th, 2006, 10:27 PM
spilling seed is spilling seed, dude
Sicktodeathmx
Jul 28th, 2006, 09:57 PM
I can, & yes.
That's hott.
Trash
Jul 29th, 2006, 07:01 AM
This thread's name should be "If you could commit autofellatio" >:
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