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mburbank
Jul 21st, 2006, 07:50 PM
This pirate walks into a bar and orders a flagon of rum.

"Uh..." says the bartender, "I can't help noticing you have what seems to be a steering wheel in your pants."

"Yarrrrr," replies the pirate, "It's been drivin' me nuts all day."

Guitar Woman
Jul 21st, 2006, 07:51 PM
haha, I told that same joke just yesterday!

Guitar Woman
Jul 21st, 2006, 07:56 PM
except I told it BETTER

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender asks, "Hey, is that thing bothering you?" and the Pirate says, "Yarr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

mburbank
Jul 21st, 2006, 08:00 PM
I do like that set up better. I just think that joke is fuckin' hillarious.

Guitar Woman
Jul 21st, 2006, 08:02 PM
I laughed for like 5 minutes the first time I heard it ;<
I thought I was gonna die ;<

DamnthatDavid
Jul 21st, 2006, 08:38 PM
If you only really looked like a Bond Girl GW... *sigh*

Have you heard about the new pirate movie? It was rated Arrrrrrrr!

Guitar Woman
Jul 21st, 2006, 08:45 PM
ugh

MarioRPG
Jul 21st, 2006, 08:52 PM
Joke pales in comparison.

Jixby Phillips
Jul 21st, 2006, 10:26 PM
bond girls are the hottest girls in the world, I wish i had them all

maggiekarp
Jul 21st, 2006, 11:10 PM
"Yarr I see ya got yer ears pierced! How much did it cost ya?"
"Why a buck-an-ear! HARHARHAR!"

Fathom Zero
Jul 22nd, 2006, 12:16 AM
I thought that was the "How much does corn cost?" joke.

Juttin
Jul 22nd, 2006, 12:51 AM
A guy walks into a Psychiatrist's office wearing cellophane pants
The Psychiatrist says: " I can clearly see your nuts" :/

executioneer
Jul 22nd, 2006, 01:04 AM
a termite walks into a bar and asks is the bar tender here

DamnthatDavid
Jul 22nd, 2006, 01:35 AM
bond girls are the hottest girls in the world, I wish i had them all

watch it, in the ULTIMATE JAMES BOND BOOK OF ALL THAT IS BOND, it states that in "For your eyes only" one of the Bond girls is... a guy! *gasp*

My wingman Peter and I figure it is one of the pool girls at the start.

Guitar Woman
Jul 22nd, 2006, 01:44 AM
So a baby seal walks into a club

lol get it

DeadKennedys
Jul 22nd, 2006, 03:13 AM
Shut up about baby seals

So a dog limps into a bar and tells the bartender "I'm looking for the man who show my Paw"



*rimshot*

DamnthatDavid
Jul 22nd, 2006, 03:46 AM
I knew a man who called his dog Deyogee. True Story.

RaNkeri
Jul 22nd, 2006, 04:23 AM
It's a great joke, but not so great you would actually laugh at it :/

WhiteRat
Jul 22nd, 2006, 11:35 AM
And thus concludes Dr. Rankeri's seminar on Intern3t Comedy.

Zen444
Jul 22nd, 2006, 11:40 AM
What do you know, Skeet-face?

MarioRPG
Jul 22nd, 2006, 11:46 AM
Omg, you didn't mention pudding pops in that post Zen!

Zen444
Jul 22nd, 2006, 11:51 AM
Omg, you didn't mention pudding pops in that post Zen!

I know, I feel ashamed and confused.

With the hippin and the hoppin, and the zip zop zoopity zop!

Archduke Tips
Jul 22nd, 2006, 11:58 AM
Zen,
You suck.

Zen444
Jul 22nd, 2006, 12:02 PM
Zen,
You suck.

Your opinion is duly noted, and by duly noted, I mean forgotten within five seconds since I could care less.

But then again, I love me some Oprah Winfrey.

Archduke Tips
Jul 22nd, 2006, 12:18 PM
By you suck, I mean you suck on penises. Just for clarification.

Zen444
Jul 22nd, 2006, 12:19 PM
By you suck, I mean you suck on penises. Just for clarification.

That's better then just plain old sucking.

Fathom Zero
Jul 22nd, 2006, 04:36 PM
If you are gay, which you are.

Ninjavenom
Jul 22nd, 2006, 09:58 PM
Holy shit, man. You do know that family guy/snl/simpsons references are strictly forbidden here, right? Because they only make you look stupid. Also, the words "skeet", "fucktard" and "fuckstick" do not fly here.

Juttin
Jul 23rd, 2006, 12:17 AM
Simpsons references, forbidden? Wow...I thought this was a Simpson's fan board :/

-GROG-
Jul 23rd, 2006, 09:51 PM
a young boy accidently trips a pirate, the pirate says to him "did ya do that ,lad?" the child shook his head. later that night the pirate entered his house and killed his parents and dog. with the blood he smeared on the walls. "never lie to pirates". that boy grew up to be dracula.

executioneer
Jul 24th, 2006, 01:02 AM
wacky

GADZOOKS
Jul 24th, 2006, 03:04 AM
What was the URL to the pirate's webpage?

Page 404 Error

Chojin
Jul 31st, 2006, 06:23 AM
hey max, saw this shirt and thought of you.

http://drmcninja.com/store.html