Clerks 2 [Archive] - I-Mockery Forum

Zen444

Jul 22nd, 2006, 10:35 AM

Kevin Smith made one movie that made everyone orgasm.

He couldn't direct his way out of a wet paperbag.

Who wants some Jell-o pudding pops?

MarioRPG

Jul 22nd, 2006, 11:42 AM

I doubt I'll see it.

James

Jul 22nd, 2006, 12:50 PM

IS IT SAFE

I still don't get why that cartoon didn't survive.

Maybe it has something to do with it not being advertised, with the first-aired episode being their clip-show parody based entirely around the unseen first episode, and with the show being pulled off the air after the second week.

:(

Zen444

Jul 22nd, 2006, 01:00 PM

Ninjavenom

Jul 22nd, 2006, 08:30 PM

Also, the third week was when it was pulled. They only had two episodes on air. I caught the second episode (the one where they go to the animation studio in korea) and nearly shit my pants laughing. I watched ABC for a fucking YEAR after that episode in case they ever showed re-runs or anything. I bought the DVD the second i saw it, but my sister lost it to one of her stupid goth friends >:O

EverythingWillSuck

Jul 22nd, 2006, 09:20 PM

That's actually the first one they showed, I believe.

Jixby Phillips

Jul 22nd, 2006, 09:34 PM

That is right

week 1: Episode 4
week 2: Episode 2
week 3: Epsiode 3 scheduled, pulled days before it's airing

James

Jul 22nd, 2006, 09:35 PM

That's actually the first one they showed, I believe.

According to the commentaries, they skipped the first episode, and the first-aired episode was the second episode where they parodied a clip show by reviewing clips from the first episode.

Since nobody SAW the first episode, nobody got why it was supposed to be funny. :(

Edit: I guess I'm wrong. Still, Episode 2 made no sense because nobody saw Episode 1.

Rongi

Jul 22nd, 2006, 10:22 PM

i was so pissed at how poorly that show was treated by abc because it had such unbeleivable potential to be spectacular. i seriously would have rather seen that show go on than Kevin Smith make another movie

James

Jul 23rd, 2006, 01:07 AM

My favorite moment was when they had "viewer mail" regarding the show's different style compared to the original movie. So they made the show more like the movie... for about 30 seconds.

Rongi

Jul 23rd, 2006, 01:29 AM

i liked how they added the black character to make the show more politically correct, and yet he never seemed to do anything

Juttin

Jul 23rd, 2006, 01:34 AM

Kevin Smith is one of those directors who refuses to let go.

He makes a good movie, then makes a crap movie, then he has to sell another Star Wars figurine :/

Fathom Zero

Jul 23rd, 2006, 02:51 AM

I like all of his movies, but Clerks is the one that truly stood out.

Protoclown

Jul 25th, 2006, 02:03 PM

Clerks 2 definitely lived up to the original. It was funny as shit!

ArrowX

Aug 17th, 2006, 12:09 AM

bump

this movie was hilarious, I'm just sad that it will be quoted to death like every good comedy move.

The Pillowpants sequence is beatiful.

Ninjavenom

Aug 17th, 2006, 03:14 PM

The only people who hate movie quoting are the people who don't have friends to do it with.

Rez

Aug 17th, 2006, 04:10 PM

unless it's austin powers.
we still have to wait at least another 5 years before quoting that movie is funny again, and even then only ironically.

maggiekarp

Aug 17th, 2006, 06:11 PM

Is that bait for someone to say "OH BEHAVE 8B" because I'll have not of that, mister >:

I liked this movie, it was a good movie. Felt like a good end to the Clerks story (this includes cartoon and comics because I am a mega nerd for Kevin Smith :()

sadie

Aug 18th, 2006, 10:07 PM

we saw it the other night and thought it was hilarious. i'm a big kevin smith fan (love all of 'em :(), but my kevin usually gets irritated with, especially, the jay and silent bob schtick. not this time. he thought it was great.

Zomboid

Aug 19th, 2006, 06:08 AM

You're still a dyke, sadie.

executioneer

Aug 19th, 2006, 07:32 AM

what the hell was that for, dude

Zomboid

Aug 19th, 2006, 02:05 PM

I called her that for a long time, jokingly, about 2 years ago. I came home from a party hammered and for some reason I decided to browse the forums and that popped into my head.

It looks a little mean now that I see it :(

executioneer

Aug 19th, 2006, 05:23 PM

ok as long as it was an inside joke :(

Jixby Phillips

Oct 5th, 2006, 11:52 PM

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/fyb/IMDBComics/04-100506-CLERKS2.JPG

Rabid Child

Nov 13th, 2006, 04:55 PM

See my comment on SNL dvd thread its the same

Fathom Zero

Nov 26th, 2006, 01:16 AM

Whoa, I saw the animated series in Gameking today for $10.

I dunno why I didn't get it.

zeldasbiggestfan

Nov 26th, 2006, 01:19 AM

Thats pretty cheap for it. I bought mine for like 18. Knonk off 8 bucks is secks.

noob3

Nov 26th, 2006, 05:03 AM

like a plastic sack?

Grislygus

Nov 26th, 2006, 12:55 PM

Like a plastic sex sack.

BobDole

Nov 28th, 2006, 11:44 PM

I thought Clerks 2 was a worthy successor to the original movie. I'm just honestly irritated that I only got the chance to catch it in theaters once.

I also wish that the cartoon series had thrived. One of the episodes they described during the commentary sounded like a real winner, and I think the world is a shallower, lesser place not having received it.

zeldasbiggestfan

Nov 29th, 2006, 12:15 AM

It came out on DVD today.

BobDole

Nov 29th, 2006, 01:24 AM

Good to know. I'll have to pick it up when I get the scratch.

MetalMilitia

Nov 29th, 2006, 10:21 AM

I liked it but I didn't like it THAT much.

darklycan

Nov 30th, 2006, 04:52 PM

I thought the movie was really good. Worth a watch if you like Kevin Smith films. I almost missed out on seeing this at the movies (which would leave me being able to see the DVD in about 8 months from now) but a movie marathon had it.

While the Omen remake and.... what other the other movie was (must not of been that outstanding) where in it :(. It was worth the money to actually see Clerks 2 with some friends on the big screen

executioneer

Nov 30th, 2006, 04:54 PM

i got the DVD of this, and i thought it was ok but not anything special

FartinMowler

Dec 2nd, 2006, 10:43 AM

I just finished watching it, and the extra's DVD that has them talking about all the failed movies they've made and how everyone assured Kevin this one is funny. I didn't like the first movie and if edited this movie in my hands would have been around 15 minutes long.

BobDole

Dec 2nd, 2006, 10:53 AM

Didn't like the first one?

Blasphemy........

Rabid Child

Dec 2nd, 2006, 12:45 PM

Im gonna rent it this weekend to decide if its worth owning

Jixby Phillips

Dec 2nd, 2006, 02:33 PM

Didn't like the first one?

Blasphemy........

you're a dumb jerk :lol

FartinMowler

Dec 2nd, 2006, 02:39 PM

Hey I think it's great this guy, like M.Shamalamadingdong can get people to give them money and sure one day when a really good film comes out and someone say's "I couldn't have made a film that has never ending dialogue set in a room and then another room" with out films like Clerks.

zeldasbiggestfan

Dec 2nd, 2006, 04:36 PM

Didn't like the first one?

Blasphemy........ I hate you.

BobDole

Dec 2nd, 2006, 09:44 PM

I hate you.

That's what I aspire to.

Hey I think it's great this guy, like M.Shamalamadingdong can get people to give them money and sure one day when a really good film comes out and someone say's "I couldn't have made a film that has never ending dialogue set in a room and then another room" with out films like Clerks.

Hey, it's not a movie everyone can sit down and enjoy, I'll give you that. I'm not saying that it's especially deep or some complex, abstract movie, but I think you have to have a particular mindset to enjoy it, and I just happened to be one of the people to have that mindset. Just saying, I found it, and its successors/sequel to be good films.

FartinMowler

Dec 2nd, 2006, 09:46 PM

Hey, it's not a movie everyone can sit down and enjoy, I'll give you that. I'm not saying that it's especially deep or some complex, abstract movie, but I think you have to have a particular mindset to enjoy it, and I just happened to be one of the people to have that mindset. Just saying, I found it, and its successors/sequel to be good films.

I feel the same way about porn :/

Dire Flamingo

Dec 2nd, 2006, 10:53 PM

I rented it Friday and I thought it was really funny. But my mother who's never seen a Kevin Smith movie in her life wants to watch it with me now. :(

zeldasbiggestfan

Dec 3rd, 2006, 12:49 AM

Youd better be prepared to get grounded if she doesnt like swearing :(

Zomboid

Dec 3rd, 2006, 02:53 AM

Didn't like the first one?

Blasphemy........ I hate you.

:bandwagon

xbxDaniel

Dec 3rd, 2006, 06:49 PM

Eh, I liked some parts, but not being an avid fan of Smith's movies, nor a clerks basher, I don't think I'll buy it. Worth a rent though.

Pillow pants part was my favorite.