Hello

[Zosimus]

I am terribly terribly sorry folks!

I never did introduce myself, did I? Well, if you are even remotely interested, here is a very short story....

I move all around the net under my greek alias (found it, kept it, what else could I do?).
Occasionally, I have been known to burst into passionate spurts of discussion. Give me a really strong topic, and watch me burst a vein.
Its too bad that Vincezeb became so senile all of a sudden, he could have probably been able to describe what "bursting a vein" over the net sounds like.
But, alas..No! Instead, I have to thank the poor boy for introducing me to this site... I was damn near losing my faith in peoples ability, to just be plain obnoxious WITHOUT also being ridiculously deprived of their intelligence! (This can be explained in details if necessary).

I am into Mockery, and if I get even half a chance with anyone here, I'll prove myself worthy. I promise ;)

[sadie]

http://dgostation.com/sadie/emoticons/wtf.gif

[Rongi]

Hello Sadie.

[ItalianStereotype]

youre heading in with one foot already shot....

[Esuohlim]

Forgetting to introduce yourself is exactly what you should do. >:

[sadie]

hi, rongi. and ITALIAN. :)

[The Unseen]

Zosimus, you are the worst human being I have met to date :(

[Esuohlim]

hi, rongi. and ITALIAN. :)

I don't care if I didn't get a hi, I'm saying it back. :(

Hi. :)

[GnrySgtHartman]

hi esuohlim

[CastroMotorOil]

hi

[Wiffles]

Hello there ^_^

[GnrySgtHartman]

Hey wiffles, whats a rimjob?

[Esuohlim]

LOL @ HAMSTER RIMJOBS

DO YOU LIKE HAMSTER RIMJOBS, WAFFLES?

[Cap'n Crunch]

LOL @ WAFFLES

DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES, WIFFLES?

[Wiffles]

I think a rimjob is when you want your wheels (Mags) to be chrome plated ^_^;
I like waffles, I have it everyday for breakfast, and pancakes as well ^_^

[GnrySgtHartman]

Hey wiffles, whats a "dirty sanchez?"

[Cap'n Crunch]

I think that is the wrong rimjob, you rimjob.

[Wiffles]

A dirty-Sanchez is some guy who is dirty and his name is Sanchez ^_^;
BTW- Im no mag wheel O_o

[Cap'n Crunch]

Wiffles likes a good dirty sanchez. He likes to get donkey puched too.

[Wiffles]

As long as it doesn't hurt, Im ready for some ^_^

[Cap'n Crunch]

:lol

[n00bward]

:lol Thats going in my sig.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Finally, someone quoted me.

[Wiffles]

:lol Thats going in my sig.

That must be considered entertainment gold O_O

[The Unseen]

Wiffles, your hamtaro is crying :(

[CastroMotorOil]

wiffles loves a good houdini whenever he can get one. he is also quite a fan of getting an asian steamer.

[Matt Harty]

As long as it doesn't hurt ^_^

[noob3]

Wiffles is seriously cooler than most of you. And I'm not being sarcastic, I'd rather have Wiffles over n00bward or Unseen or Zorak or Crunch or any of those people.

I love Wiffles

[Wiffles]

Thank you so much ^_^

[Spectre X]

sorry Wiffles, but you made yourself look lik an ass. I'm telling you this because you're cute, though a guy, still cute like a little girl.

A rimjob is when you, lick a guy's ass.

a Dirty Sanchez is when you stick a finger in someone's ass and take it out, covered in shit.

Donkey Punching hurts.

:( I'm sorry, but you're disillusioned, or however the fuck you spell, pronounce, or even if the damn word even exists, or whatever I don't care anymore, and I'm bored ever since I started this reply.

now to end with soemthing completely inane.

I like milk and chocolate. :)

:(

[whoreable]

Great. another person Wiffles is actually better than :/

[Cap'n Crunch]

Bullshit! I don't get any attention! He said he wanted a rimjob and a donkey punch and he still wins you over. I will win you back......

[Esuohlim]

Bullshit! I don't get any attention! He said he wanted a rimjob and a donkey punch and he still wins you over. I will win you back......

Well, you post insults that would make only your 7th Grade chatroom friends laugh. >:

LOL @ THE DONKEY PUNCH REMARK :lol

>:

[Wiffles]

sorry Wiffles, but you made yourself look lik an ass. I'm telling you this because you're cute, though a guy, still cute like a little girl.

A rimjob is when you, lick a guy's ass.

a Dirty Sanchez is when you stick a finger in someone's ass and take it out, covered in shit.

Donkey Punching hurts.

:( I'm sorry, but you're disillusioned, or however the fuck you spell, pronounce, or even if the damn word even exists, or whatever I don't care anymore, and I'm bored ever since I started this reply.

now to end with soemthing completely inane.

I like milk and chocolate. :)

:(

Eww, that sounds disgusting >_<;;

BTW- Did I mention that most people mistake me for a girl? ^_^;

[Zosimus]

I like Wiffles :)