Wiffles admiration thread

[noob3]

I wrote haikus for Wiffles:

I like Wiffles alot
He likes anime and stuff
I am sure he's neat

Wiffles likes faces
How do I write Haiku? Uh.
I do not know, man.

I will marry him
Wiffles, he will be my bride.
We will ride a car.

We'll listen to cream
The Cream - Sunshine of your love
I hope he likes Cream.

[Matt Harty]

Wiffles boobs = GOOD

[Protoclown]

Wiffles choking to death on anime = BETTER

[Captain Robo]

X_X

:D

[Matt Harty]

Is Anime a type of karate?

[Anonymous]

Yes. It's the one Bruce Lee's brother, Joe, invented with.

[whoreable]

When did this Wiffles craze start?? I swear there must be about 10 people(characters) that post in every fuckin thread that just appeared outta no where :/

[Wiffles]

Gee whiz, a whole thread dedicated to me.
Thank you so much ^_^

[Protoclown]

you're a dumb bastard

[Wiffles]

How could you be so mean? ;_;

Anyway I also made a haiku to cheer me up ^_^

Oh the happy place
Beautiful flowers we plant
Free sunshine for all

^_^ Tee hee

[Professor Cool]

Protoclown gets straight to the point :)

[Secret Agent Vomit]

(o )( o)

:goth

[CastroMotorOil]

wiffles i hate you.

[mew barios]

i like wiffles' attitude.

[Fookin Flappy]

Wiffles is adorable ;)

[The Retro Kat]

Why do we have a post dedicated to a character.

[noob3]

You're a character

[The Retro Kat]

Nope.

[Fookin Flappy]

because we wish he was real. Wiffles is awesome

[Rongi]

Why do we have a post dedicated to a character.

because we wish he was real. Wiffles is awesome

[noob3]

Why do we have a post dedicated to a character.

because we wish he was real. Wiffles is awesome

[Captain Robo]

Chojin thinks I'm a ripoff :(

[Anonymous]

You are a ripoff

[Wiffles]

because we wish he was real. Wiffles is awesome

Thank you, I am real as well ^_^

[Carnivore]

I haven't done this in a while, but this thread desperately deserves it.

http://home.attbi.com/~martok/Shit.jpg

[The Unseen]

I thought wiffles was a girl. No male, no matter how stupid would put hamtaro as their avatar. Guess i was wrong :(

[davinxtk]

What the FUCK is THAT?

[Wiffles]

I thought wiffles was a girl. No male, no matter how stupid would put hamtaro as their avatar. Guess i was wrong :(
You have no idea how many guys watch the show ^_^;

[Carnivore]

What the FUCK is THAT?

For all the newer people, I will answer that. Just as I award the Malevolent Seal of Approval™, I also have my Malevolent Seal of Disapproval™. It is the biggest piece of carnivore shit known the man. It came from a dinosaur. It represents my desire to take a giant dump on this thread and all who contibuted to its immense suckiness.

[whoreable]

This thread might be shit but have you read some of the threads lately? I think you have alot of work to do.

[davinxtk]

Ah, Carni, I remember receiving the seal of approval once, but I had never seen the seal of disapproval.

[Carnivore]

This thread might be shit but have you read some of the threads lately? I think you have alot of work to do.

Indeed :( About 50% of the threads I see in General Blabber deserve it, but I don't want to overdo it. This thread will be an example.

Davin, when did I give you a Malevolent Seal of Approval™?

[Fookin Flappy]

You have bruised my very delicate ego.... What shall I do? Wiffles hold me :tear

[Wiffles]

*Clings to FF* ;_;

[mew barios]

*petpets wiffles' head*

[Professor Cool]

I dont like wiffles mearly cause he deficated on a perfectly good skittles bad with his (her) brand of humor

[Wiffles]

But I love Skittles ^_^

[davinxtk]

Tuesday, June 5, 2001, I received:

http://24.60.240.39/MSOA.jpg

I believe it was to award me for a particularly witty taunt geared towards thekapn. I think it had something to do with creating a character named "thegenril" and ordering thekapn back to the front lines. I'm sure it was a lot funnier at the time than my vague description is now.

That, or it may have had something to do with this rat:

http://24.60.240.39/thekapn.jpg

[Secret Agent Vomit]

******. >:

[davinxtk]

******? That was really witty, man.

Dude, I'm so white, I'm fucking clear, okay?

[Secret Agent Vomit]

YOU SURE SHOWED ME, ******. :)

[ziggytrix]

Wiffles seems like a likeable chum to me.

[Ninjavenom]

My lord i hate wiffles. He's like turkey. It's okay at first, but if you have too much you'll wanna stomp the fucking thing's skull into the curb. Repeatedly, and without mercy. I'd also like to take a staple gun to wiffles' eyelids and proceed to batter his eyes with staples from HELL. I'd also like to break his teeth with a bat and sodomize his young with an umbrella. AN UMBRELLA OF DEATH. DIE WIFFLES. >:

[Rongi]

:lol

[Wiffles]

Good thing Im safe behind my low radiation computer monitor ^_^;
Just like yourself ^_~

[Rongi]

TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE WATCHING ANIME :) :) :)

I'D LIKE TO COME OVER AND BEAT YOUR SKULL IN- ERM I MEAN WATCH IT WITH YOU :) :) :)

[The Unseen]

Wiffles is like Eminem
You always see him, lots of people like him, you hear one thing he says and youre sick of him and you want to bash his head in with a bat :(

[GADZOOKS]

And your like the energizer rabbit, you keep going and going

SHUT THE FUCK UP :love :love :love

[Mr. PickleFeather]

I think sodomizing his young is a bit much





speaking of sodomy, is Richard Gere on this Hamtaro show?

[Wiffles]

TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE WATCHING ANIME :) :) :)

I'D LIKE TO COME OVER AND BEAT YOUR SKULL IN- ERM I MEAN WATCH IT WITH YOU :) :) :)

Im inside my house ^_^

[Rongi]

WHERE IS YOUR HOUSE? WHAT STATE? ASL :)???

[noob3]

This is it: Wiffles is my character.

[noob3]

I LIED :( I JUST LOVE HIM :( LIKE A CHARACTER :(I

[Generator86]

Oh the happy place
Beautiful flowers we plant
Free sunshine for all

^_^ Tee hee


Who the fuck pays for sunshine in the first place?

[noob3]

THE GOVERMENT TAXES OUR SOLAR ENERGY

[Generator86]

So, Wiffles is trying to subvert the government by handing out free sunshine?

Hell, I'm sold. Wiffles is A-OK!

:bestthread

[Wiffles]

Thanks, you guys are so swell .
Sunshine brings happiness to all, and daisies too ^_^

[feelevil]

props 2 my homey wiffles :bow