View Full Version : my fiance just asked me what 69ing is.
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Aug 6th, 2006, 07:23 PM
she's new to the english language so she didn't know.
At first I told her, "your only 19 i'll tell you when you are older" But she kept on insisting so I told her. You should have seen her face when I explained it. You haven't lived until you've seen a coloured girl turn bright pink. It's hilarious.
Then I showed her my avitar and she almost blew milk out her nose and she wasnt even drinking any.
She'll be testing it out soon enough as my avitar can explain.
executioneer
Aug 6th, 2006, 07:31 PM
courage did you order a russian mail-order bride
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Aug 6th, 2006, 07:47 PM
courage did you order a russian mail-order bride
I'll have you know I only order the finest southeast asian island girls :P
Chojin
Aug 6th, 2006, 08:22 PM
Oh, so it's a dude.
Misdemonar
Aug 6th, 2006, 08:29 PM
No, it's willie, :lol
executioneer
Aug 6th, 2006, 09:38 PM
what :x
Esuohlim
Aug 6th, 2006, 11:36 PM
69 come on that's gross courage really
Seven Force
Aug 6th, 2006, 11:37 PM
Oh, so it's a dude.
What's wrong with that? :(
Seven Force
Aug 6th, 2006, 11:39 PM
i mean its just another hole
it doesnt make you any less of a man if youre the catcher, right guys?
guys? :(
ArrowX
Aug 7th, 2006, 03:06 AM
ya most men have a fantasy about anal sex wiht a woman.
NEWS FLASH
THE POOP CHUTE IS THE SAME ON BOTH SIDES.
jesus you fucking faggots.
executioneer
Aug 7th, 2006, 04:01 AM
uh, i don't think so, dude
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Aug 7th, 2006, 06:47 AM
uh, i don't think so, dude
yeah there is much less poop involved on the starting end and she has more control over it.
on a side not if you make a chick laugh while trying to swallow does sperm come out her nose?
Trash
Aug 7th, 2006, 07:37 AM
I think she'd just choke.
WhiteRat
Aug 7th, 2006, 09:27 AM
courage did you order a russian mail-order bride
I'll have you know I only order the finest southeast asian island girls :P
If she's actually from southeast asia, what country is she from?
Emu
Aug 7th, 2006, 10:30 AM
the island of Mansexia
Seven Force
Aug 7th, 2006, 10:58 AM
ya most men have a fantasy about anal sex wiht a woman.
NEWS FLASH
THE POOP CHUTE IS THE SAME ON BOTH SIDES.
jesus you fucking faggots.
Did you even read the post before that, idiot?
MetalMilitia
Aug 7th, 2006, 11:21 AM
You sould have made something up about 69ing being very much like the matrix and having to see it for yourself. Then had hours of sexy love :O
Esuohlim
Aug 7th, 2006, 12:49 PM
Yeah really but instead you showed her some avatar you have on an internet forum like a nerd.
Seven Force
Aug 7th, 2006, 01:00 PM
I hope she hocks your eventual engagement ring for meth.
Bod
Aug 7th, 2006, 01:48 PM
I find it very hard to believe that someone age 19, wherever they are from, needs a 69 explaining. Such things are giggled about in the playground long before the kids have hit puberty.
Big McLargehuge
Aug 7th, 2006, 05:04 PM
i love that he used the term "Coloured" to discribe her.
maggiekarp
Aug 7th, 2006, 07:25 PM
What color is she
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Aug 7th, 2006, 07:37 PM
purple, but seriously she knew what it was she just didn't know what the term meant. I think they call it somehing different.
Gurlugon
Aug 7th, 2006, 07:50 PM
sideways vagina
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Aug 7th, 2006, 08:16 PM
sideways vagina
I may have to redo my avi.
My grandpa actually asked me about the sideways vag though when i started dating her.
GADZOOKS
Aug 10th, 2006, 10:44 AM
Before you met her did you bring a flipbook animation of your avatar on dates, it seems to be a real icebreaker for you Courage The Cowardly Dog.
WhiteRat
Aug 10th, 2006, 05:58 PM
sideways vagina
My grandpa actually asked me about the sideways vag though when i started dating her.
Your grandpa sure seems like a funny man.
Dole
Aug 11th, 2006, 01:35 PM
If she has agreed to become engaged to you, the ignorance of a definition of a sexual slang term is by far the least of her worries.
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Aug 11th, 2006, 09:53 PM
sideways vagina
My grandpa actually asked me about the sideways vag though when i started dating her.
Your grandpa sure seems like a funny man.
he was serious. (doesn't make it out of the deep south much)
WhiteRat
Aug 11th, 2006, 11:10 PM
So what country is your nubile woman from?
Fathom Zero
Aug 11th, 2006, 11:25 PM
She's an Amazonian broad. Courage has a giantess fetish.
WhiteRat
Aug 12th, 2006, 05:08 AM
Snu-snu?
Emu
Aug 13th, 2006, 10:58 AM
I just wonder if this is one of those situations where she thought "Will you marry me" means "Pass the bread" and she said yes because she thought you wanted the bread.
Schimid
Aug 17th, 2006, 12:13 AM
This thread made me laugh eight times.
BACKUPS
MLE
Aug 21st, 2006, 10:40 PM
nine
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