I just got my wang pierced ***update*** :O

[Zomboid]

And I can't have sex for a few months. That part sucks but it looks awesome :O

It's called a frenum piercing and it's on the underside, just below the head.

[Juttin]

:X


I know idiots who got a P.A. (Through The Cap)


I'll just say that it is the most Self-Mutilatory thing that a person can do.

[Marc Summers]

When I worked at the supermarket night shift, there was this one guy who had over 60% of his body tattoed, and had piercings in plenty of places. One day, during break, he unzipped his pants, and took out his wang. There were little ball thingies in it. "Check it out guys! Real porcelain!" he says, as he smacks it against a post to demonstrate. His face turns a ghastly white as we all hear several sickening cracks and crunches. He didn't show up to work the next day or two.

[executioneer]

classy

[ItalianStereotype]

classy

[Trash]

classy

[Sicktodeathmx]

pixplz

[Bod]

My ex managed to have sex with me 3 weeks after having his PA done. Admittedly it was very slow and cautious, I wasn't allowed to move at all and the climax was agoninsing, but still he managed.

[Juttin]

Most of the people who get a PA actually think it works :/

[Bod]

I don't think that having a PA made sex for me or my bf any better, but it looked pretty.

[Esuohlim]

WHY :(

OH GOD WHY :(

[Mockery]

:(

[ArrowX]

get your asshole pierced next.

[executioneer]

ROONTING LIVES AGAIN

[Ihach]

if it was roonting, wed have pics from all angles to enjoy :(
Zomboid, I always figured youre a smart guy, why would anyone want to do this to themselves?

[sadie]

there are some lines you should just never cross.

[Supercooldude]

I fail to see the point of piercing body parts. It servers no practical purpose. What added functionality does it provide? None.

[Bod]

It's decoration, just like hair dying and tattoos.

[Zomboid]

It's decoration, just like hair dying and tattoos.
Exact answer I was gonna give to everyone who asked why. Plus, it's not a PA. It's just a curved barbell through some foreskin on the underside right below the knob that makes the tip of my schlong kinda look like one of those big headed aliens from 50s sci fi movies :O

[Guitar Woman]

pixplz
seconded

[Bod]

I recently had my first tattoo, but it's more than a decoration to me as it's a symbols of some good times had over the past few years and good friendships made. BUT, it hurt like nothing I've ever known before, and that includes having my bits pierced. I've no idea how people manage to have large parts of their bodies done. 40 mins on my back was agonising. Never again. probably

[kahljorn]

tattoos and piercings are gay ;9

[sadie]

my husband sat for more than ten hours for one tattoo, eight for another, and so on--he's got tons. i don't get it.

[Zomboid]

pixplz
seconded

No.

[Marc Summers]

There's always the library

[MetalMilitia]

Yeah, but the photocopier lids can be quite heavy and dangerous.

[Dr. Boogie]

I have to steal my sister's digital camera and do it without getting caught by anyone while I'm putting pictures of my dick on the computer with the cam software installed...which happens to be in the same room as my mom's physiotherapy practice.

Software? Can't you just plug it in to a USB port and copy the photo from the camera's memory?

[Zomboid]

I could, if my own computer wasn't a beast from 2001 that doesn't support the simplest programs :O

[Bod]

Today I started my new job, basically improving and touching up images at a photographers using photoshop.

One of the photographers was so sure he recognised me but couldn't say where. I suggested the pub, I have lived around here for 12 years afterall.

At the end of the day he asked where I used to work and it turned out that I once worked at the same place as his boyfriend.

"Ha!" he said "then we have drunk together".

And we have, a few Xmas Parties and pub crawls.

It wasn't until I was walking home that I remembered the work's Xmas do when myself and my boyfriend at the time had just had been sponsored to have our bits pierced, we raised quite a bit for an autistic school. But as memory serves me, my ex was showing my new collegue's boyfriend his prince albert in the toilet. I may have even shown them my new piercing cos as they are gay, they would only be interested in the piercing.

So tonight, I wonder if it's coming back to my new work pal...

[Zomboid]

Weeeeell. I wanted to get a good shot of the actual piercing, but it kinda looks shitty due to the flash but you can definitely see it :O

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v156/Lucifer40/pics/peener.jpg

and I decided to make it look like an evil scientist :O http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v156/Lucifer40/pics/invader.jpg

[Mr. Vagiclean]

EuuRGH ehahah

[Sethomas]

Actually, I was thinking about heading up (ha! ohh...) to the body art places around town (it's a very liberal college town) to get a plug or a barbell or something for my member. Am I pierced? No, all quasi-natural: when I was circumcised as a wee lad, part of the foreskin scar tissue fused with my glans on the left side, forming a natural loop of narrow skin with such a diameter as to put a pen through when erect (oh, experimentation). Since I have the potential to put in something bigger than a regular barbell, like a 0-guage stud or so, I thought the demoiselles might like it. I guess the next step would be to find some demoiselles, but maybe an "Ask About my Uniquely Aritistic Penis" t-shirt would help.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

natural loop of narrow skin man GOD :(

[Supafly345]

So it goes just through the skin? My last year's girl tried to convince me that they felt fucking incredible, but I was still skeptical.

[Sethomas]

Well, from what I understand of female anatomy, the nerve endings get less dense as you go deeper inside so it'd have a nice effect for a small guy but so-so for someone longer. Who knows.

[Dixie]

Penis piercings are among the grossest and most vile things I've ever seen. As a woman, if I were to be approached by a penis with such an adornment of disgusting mutilation I'd probably rip it out.

It's probably a good thing that most guys with penis piercings are gay then.

[maggiekarp]

nice cock ya got there man

[Zomboid]

Thanks :D

If you're being sarcastic, fuck you >:

[maggiekarp]

No sarcasm from me :(

[Chojin]

It looks horrifying to me!

[Supafly345]

It looks different from mine so I think its funny looking.

[Esuohlim]

As much as I love to look at pictures of cocks on the internet haha, that image sent shivers down my spine :(

Sticking metal spikes through your dick for fun, what is wrong with you people

[Supafly345]

And by the way sethomas, why would it matter how dull it got further in if you drag the thing in and out the entire distance?

[Jeanette X]

get your asshole pierced next.

StupidKraut, could you tell where the image in your signature came from? Its seriously creeping me out. :(

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/7599/133000323760ro.gif

:(

[Dr. Boogie]

It's from the Silent Hill movie. Pyramid Head demonstrates the Degloving Effect for the audience.

[soundtest]

I just recently took out my prince albert. The hole is still there though, so I'm sure I could put it back in. I never noticed any increase in pleasure from the piercing, nor did any partner, so I'm convinced that in the case of the prince albert that's all bullshit. I thought it looked nice though.

[Chojin]

i can't tell what the hell is going on in that signature even though i know what is supposed to be happening ;<

[the_dudefather]

the worst examples of tattoos have to be tribal tattoos or random chinese symbols, once its not fashionable anyone your stuck with it fo' life. its like buying a cool tshirt, and wearing it everyday for the rest of your life.

[sloth]

yeah, i agree. if tattoos are body art, tribal designs are the bland commercial art you get in mcdonalds. tattoos should say something; anything. any meaning would do, besides "my body just shows how unimaginative and sterile my brain was all along".

and that piercing doesnt look too bad. i'd probably go for it too, if i wasn't so worried i'd get an accidental rager when it was getting done. but i'm sure some hairy fuck-eyed monster groping my go-betweens couldnt be that sexy. could it? :(

[soundtest]

the worst examples of tattoos have to be tribal tattoos or random chinese symbols

My ex is Chinese and when I first met her I noticed she had one of those cliched Chinese character tattoos. I jokingly said "awesome tat, what does it say? peace? harmony? love?" and she said "no it says 'fried rice'" and I laughed and she said "seriously" and then I was in love.

:love

[ziggytrix]

Very nice.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/ziggytrix/myink.jpg

:(

alt tex: CHINESE FOR "BAD IDEA"

[Gorlack the Destroyer]

im so gonna get my sack tattooed

[Two-Faced]

My ex is Chinese and when I first met her I noticed she had one of those cliched Chinese character tattoos. I jokingly said "awesome tat, what does it say? peace? harmony? love?" and she said "no it says 'fried rice'" and I laughed and she said "seriously" and then I was in love.

:love

Lmffaaao. She was a big girl wasn't she?!



Oh and wang piercings are trashy IMO