Mock Wars 2K6?

[CaptainBubba]

I'm curious, is this happening again this year? My job and schedule is alot more accomidating to it now and it was fun.

[Emu]

Plz plz plz

[Chojin]

I was gonna post something in July telling people to get ready but I didn't think there was any interest.

But if that ISN'T THE CASE then everyone who is interested, say so in this thread. You don't have to commit to anything yet. I'll see who all wants to play by September and then we'll decide whether this will be annual or bi-annual.

[James]

I just hope OJB doesn't cheat his way to the top like he did last year.

[Mockery]

Hah, I don't think OJB will be joining in the fun this year.

[Seven Force]

I'm in, if you'll have me, and if time permits me to attend.

[Chojin]

Rog banned ojb for not posting pictures of his secret santa gift, and he's not coming back for reasons that I'm not gonna go into.

THE WAY I SEE IT, we need:

Max Burbank
Me haha am i right
Scruu2wice
CaptainBubba

I'd expect and like to see:

Jin
Sethomas
Dr. Boogie
Jaeger S. Meistersen

I'd love it if we could get:

Esuohlim
James
Schimid
Soundtest
Helm
Sspadowsky
Cherry
thekapn
Les Waste
Carnivore
Pub Lover
Jixby
Wreckreation
Protoclown
Glowbelly
George
Sadie
Whiterat
Kevintheomnivore
Mew
Supafly
Ninjavenom
Maddox
Tom Fulp

And off the top of my head, I'd be nice to have the following people show up:

Ziggy Trix
Guitar Woman
Seven Force
Blue Fox
Blueoatmeal
SicktodeathMX
Jeanette X
Mockery
Emu
Drumming4buddha

And i'm probably forgetting some people ;<

But yeah if we could get half that crowd, we'd have ourselves one hell of a mock war ;<

[Chojin]

If you guys see anyone on that list or can think of someone else you'd like to see in Mock Wars, link them to this thread.

[ziggytrix]

i will at least make an appearance in the commentaries to heckle the contestants. but work is a bitch and i would not want to subject anyone to a partial birth abortion of a battle like last time.

[James]

I don't see Shipwreck on those lists.

He sucked in the mock wars last year, but I can't be the only one who thinks his stories are awesome.

[CaptainBubba]

I am all up for this of course

[Sicktodeathmx]

I'm down :)
But I'm not that funny :(

[executioneer]

i'm not on the list and i am HAPPY ABOUT IT

[Pub Lover]

Not a chance in hell. >:

[Seven Force]

I think he serious. :(

[23:47] Seven Force: You agree to be in it NOW! >:
[23:47] Pub Lover: Not a chance in hell

WAIT

23:50] Seven Force: Please? :(
[23:52] Pub Lover: Sure, I'd do it for a picture of GW's bare left tit.

[Pub Lover]

Seven Force, I was speaking in Creepese. 'Sure, I'd do it for a picture of GW's bare left tit.' translates to 'Not a chance in hell.' ;)

[Mockery]

Well, since i'm only on the "it'd be nice to have the following people" list, I won't show up. That's like being on the "you guys can show up, but we really don't want you here" list - which is only one measly step above the "you have filthy germs, you can't play in this game" list.

[Misdemonar]

I'll go AND WIN.[/i]

[Dr. Boogie]

Helm and Mew? Geez, why not add Fatsatan and Upright Citizen so we can have a more complete list of members who totally disappeared, Bermuda Triangle-style?

[Juttin]

Well, seeing as you probably don't have any novelty " WACKY" Pickle Hats left, nor a Fake shiny trophy....What would the prize be?

Just out of curiousity

[Juttin]

Speaking so, I think Maddox is MIA, and Tom Fulp wouldn't last the first round :/

[Mockery]

Maddox isn't MIA at all, I was talking with him just last week. Same goes for Fulp. But an event like this wouldn't exactly be worth their time, and that's the joke Chojin was trying to make.

[Juttin]

Oh..I haven't heard from him in a while

[WhiteRat]

I will give this Mock Wars 2k6 thingy dingy much consideration. But if I do agree, I need a no trade clause put into the contract. Also, performance based incentives for yards gained, rushing avg, and total carries would be nice, too.

[Mockery]

WhiteRat, I think you should make your spiders participate in the mock wars. Or better yet, anybody who loses in the mock wars, has to face your huntsman spider.

[maggiekarp]

I think it should definately be done, but don't want to participate (like I could!). I suck at insults and would probably end up laming it up with "Okay well you're entitled to your opinion :(" or "I saw your mom on the internet I think she's having marriage problems and you never call her :("


But yeah, support!

[Juttin]

http://www.i-mockery.net/mockwar2k5/images/semi-FinalVideo10.jpg


That’s right.

He just quotes
http://www.i-mockery.net/mockwar2k5/images/semi-FinalVideo12.jpg

And Googles
http://www.i-mockery.net/mockwar2k5/images/semi-FinalVideo13.jpg

[Chojin]

Oh man I would love it if Fatsatan and Pjalne could show up :<

Italian got all uppity with me over aim because he wasn't ON THE LIST. I didn't mean for that to make you all weep tears of bitter sorrow and regret for wronging me in intangible ways. I just meant that like, certain people suck, and certain others don't. It's nothing to get upset over. God. but srsly haha it wasn't a complete CHOJIN'S HEROES presentation, just people that came to mind late at night on a Sunday ;<

I just wanted to get the BUZZ going, man. Make some calls, make this happen. I don't want to be the only one that drives a mock war again.

[Marc Summers]

I think all of us who weren't on the list should make a pity party thread where we all bitch and moan about how Chojin didn't acknowledge our comedic value...since he thinks he's all that :snapsnapsnap

[Schimid]

I'm not participating for the sole fact that my mock participation in last year's Mock Wars was not mock appreciated.

[Moobs]

Last one was great, I'd probably have to get some more funny to participate though.

But yeah, make it happen plz.

[James]

I think we should see if we can get Dead Baby to participate. :(

[King Hadas]

I'm not participating for the sole fact that my mock participation in last year's Mock Wars was not mock appreciated.
I thought you were doing pretty smooth ones you got out of the preliminaries, I don't know if you could've defeated the illustrious Captain Bubba but if you'd hanged in there you probably would of done pretty swell.

I don't know if I'll have the balls to enter this years Mock Wars after the last one, I got a little "confused" during last years event. You remember that "ghost in a trance in France" line I used against Chojin, I distinctly remember being in complete hysterics over that particular line and I don't just mean laughing, I was shivering and grinning and slobbering all over my fucking keyboard, also the gay joke I prepared for Chojin about his dual monitors, I'd been rolling that one around my head for weeks and man every time it crossed my mind I thought it was hilarious. Holy fuck, when MLE said I was worse than Fartinmowler it was like someone dropped a ton of dried ice into a glass volcano, I guess I got a little too sucked up into the Mock Wars magic to realize I was being a douchebag ;(

[sadie]

thanks but no thanks. school's starting next week and i'll be having little attie in about five. plus, i would totally suck at this anyways.

[Chojin]

I kinda know what Hadas is talking about; It's part of the syndrome that makes you think your opponents are not being funny at all.

[Misdemonar]

speeking of not being funny, how funny am I?

[Emu]

i would do it but i feel like my sense of humor is plagarized from chojin and jixby

[liquidstatik]

i'll think about it.

[Marc Summers]

I'm afraid of making a complete idiot of myself, but my daily epiphany told me that I don't need mock wars to actually do that :(

[Misdemonar]

[quote="Marc Summers"]I'm afraid of making a complete idiot of myself, quote]

Why? I do it all the time!

[soundtest]

you gotta have them again. i'm not participating cuz i suck but i really enjoyed them last year - everybody was great.

[Schimid]

soundtest, you're probably my favorite. :(

do it. :(

[Immortal Goat]

*Holy shit, I don't know what I'm doing*

I'd like to give it a try. I know my previous "mockings" were somewhat of an embarassment, but I've matured a bit since then, and I would like to at least show that I'm not such a pantywaste by at least participating.

*Jesus, I really don't know what I'm doing*

[Chojin]

Woah! Soundtest posted without me having to link him to a thread?

does this mean that you're back :love

[Juttin]

TERRIBLE

[Chojin]

Guys, glowbelly is all 'waah waah i have a BABY i can't COMPETE and uhh i've moving and i can't be funny and i contracted leprosy'

Bitch, if Shifty can post on i-mock with child, you can.



Oh, I went there. :|

[Ninjavenom]

I'm down, y'all. Schedule permits it.

[glowbelly]

>: shifty doesn't have to take care of his kid. the kid's grandparents will have that covered. >:

how's this: if i feel like fucking doing it when the time comes, i will. if i don't, i won't. and you'll deal, you big whiny boy.

[sspadowsky]

Goodness, I just saw shades of the old glowbelly!

AND I KINDA LIKED IT. :love

[CSM-101]

I would like to participate in the Mockwars 2K6.

[Juttin]

Do you really have enough dirt on everyone to participate?

[CSM-101]

It seems like an interesting event. is it necessary to have knowledge of everyone else to participate?

[Mockery]

Contrary to popular belief, I'd say no. Sure, having knowledge of people can help, but it's not a requirement because you could easily fight a mock war in a variety of styles.

[Juttin]

Well, you'd be lucky to last 2 rounds without ammunition

Actually, it might be good, as no-one knows you

[Juttin]

Sign up if you want to, You might do good being unknown

I might sign up myself, although the I-Mock community is definitely NOT on my side

[Grislygus]

Is the I-Mockery community really on any one person's side? There seem to be more grudges in here than in a Van Halen "everybody's invited" reunion tour.

[Emu]

It seems like an interesting event. is it necessary to have knowledge of everyone else to participate?

If you can humiliate people using actual things they've done, then you'll be better off. But if you can make up completely true facts about people that are even funnier, more power to you.

[Juttin]

Let me put it this way....

If I were to get run over by a car, and put into a coma, not a single person in here would give a shit

[Mockery]

If you can humiliate people using actual things they've done, then you'll be better off. But if you can make up completely true facts about people that are even funnier, more power to you.
And by "completely true" he means "completely false".

[Misdemonar]

It seems like an interesting event. is it necessary to have knowledge of everyone else to participate?

If you can humiliate people using actual things they've done, then you'll be better off. But if you can make up completely true facts about people that are even funnier, more power to you.

That's going to make me lose.

[noob3]

fuck you chojin

[Chojin]

wat was dat 4????

[executioneer]

he's not on "the list" :eek

[Immortal Goat]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/8770/picture1ns3.png

[Trash]

Old pictures with text never get old.

[Seven Force]

You got old the first day you got here, romperstomper.

[Immortal Goat]

And just so you know, it's not an "old" picture. It's a screen shot from Schindler's List.

Culture reigns supreme in HIS life :rolleyes

[noob3]

hey immortal goat why dont you go become a spaceman and fly into space

[Immortal Goat]

lol I did that one time and it was a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there

[CSM-101]

Sign up if you want to, You might do good being unknown

I might sign up myself, although the I-Mock community is definitely NOT on my side

where do you sign up?

[Juttin]

Just, PM Chojin, or something.

[executioneer]

they'll make an official signup thread once it gets started, i'm sure

[Misdemonar]

ARE YOU ON THE LIST?

[Seven Force]

Yeah juttin. Stop giving out misinformation like you know the damn thing. :rolleyes