:(

[James]

fdasdffasdfsdf

[Pub Lover]

Oh Jamesman! :lol

[Chojin]

James is like OAO plus self-awareness. And a lot of other plusses, but in terms of his swashbuckling adventures through life and romance, yes.

[James]

fasdfasdfdas

[sadie]

um. don't you have a girlfriend?

[Chojin]

That shit is hilarious.

[James]

fdasasffasddsa

[executioneer]

jamesman is it ok if i punch this thread in the face

[MetalMilitia]

um. don't you have a girlfriend?

It's still flattering to feel loved. :/

Besides, we're kind of... looking to add a friend into the mix, so to speak.

Nothing helps dispell the "weird creepy guy" image like inviting a stranger to a threesome. :)

[HickMan]

I feel bad for you james. Not like this has EVER happened to me, ever. But I'm sure it really sucks.

[maggiekarp]

Seems to me if you wanted to have a threesome, you wouldn't want to risk complications by having the third party romantically interested.

Unless you're one of those polygamous dudes that wants a harem to fawn over you. I'd call that douchebaggery, but I think it'd be pretty awesome to have a bunch of husbands, so who am I to judge :(


Anyway if you start saying OH MAN THIS GIRL THINKS I AM CREEPY WHAT DO I DO I think you could talk to her and explain how the folks on the internet thought it was a hilarious misunderstanding

[James]

fasfsadfs

[HickMan]

Slow and easy. Don't forget the slow.

[James]

fasdfsafasd

[MetalMilitia]

To elaborate; There was no threesome thing being planned here, dumdums.


Need a third for Hungry Hungry Hippos?

[James]

fasdfas

[AChimp]

You live a life of drama and intrigue, James. :eek

[James]

sfasdfsa

[Marc Summers]

Well there's always us, your internet pals!

Oh god

[Immortal Goat]

To elaborate; There was no threesome thing being planned here, dumdums.
If it wasn't a treesome, then what, praytell, was it?

[Schimid]

lol @ treesome

someone draw a picture

[CaptainBubba]

http://www.i-mockery.net/mockwar2k5/images/Treesome.jpg

[James]

fasdfasds

[Trash]

That pictures is nasty. :(

EDIT: OMFG I just liek corrected a typo SNAPSNAPSNAPSNAPSNAP

[EVILCAKE]

Besides, we're kind of... looking to add a friend into the mix, so to speak.

it's like looking straight into the sun :/

[James]

sadfsdafsdaf

[James]

dasfasdfsa

[noob3]

dont buy her presents man i didnt really read through this thread but i am assuming you being who you are, you havnt met her or anything out side of work

i suggest you meet her outside of work at dinner or somthing

and quit making posts about this shit on the internet until you man up and so somthing about your wee-boy cravings of chicks you work with! because man thast is creepy i would hate working with you if i was a girl i bet you'd be staring at my breasts all day

seriously man you sound like a creep you gotta show some initiative or these girls will think ur a rapist (or in this case, gay!)

[Lenor]

Attention all Grls run far far away!

[draw a sidewalk]

hey nice avatars!

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Did Lenor and Noob 3 get drunk and have a cheap wedding in Vegas while I was away for a day or something ?

Anyways, I would agree with Noob3. I would be careful not to weird her out or anything, considering you work in the same place as her. That would just get akward

[draw a sidewalk]

ew

[sadie]

aren't you noob's gfriend?

[draw a sidewalk]

uhh

[noob3]

yes she is my lovley girlfriend :)

[Sacks]

Ooooooooooooooooooooh! :love

[James]

asfasfsa

[noob3]

i get laid all the time

but good job ^^

[Lenor]

Fuck vegas, me and noob are runnin to amsterdam, toke some shit up at the cannabis cup and get married in a field of weed! :love

[noob3]

smooooooke

you should of got the girl some weed :lol

[Lenor]

we'll kidnap MR. sXe blackflag, and bring along danny too! :rave

why the fuck do they have to put the caps lock right where it fuckin is ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[James]

asdfasfas

[CaptainBubba]

This thread is adorable.

[liquidstatik]

we'll kidnap MR. sXe blackflag, and bring along danny too! :rave

why the fuck do they have to put the caps lock right where it fuckin is ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

there's gonna be pot? ;o

[Lenor]

james: I told you already that this grl likes you.. and ill keep sayin that until it gets through ur head!!

DANNY: drrr ... its amsterdam were kidnappin ya too!

[Terra]

james she likes you!! go for it!!

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Ewwwwww.

[Fathom Zero]

I agree. Girls are yucky.

[DehydratedPorkMan]

James. You are creepy. I courted a girl that had a boyfriend and I bought her a bunch of shit. She hugged me for the shit. When she dumped her boyfriend we went out for three days and we hardly speak. And then she got hit by a bus (she's okay). It never works. Be her friend but don't try to pork her.

[CaptainBubba]

Seriously though James, don't buy girls shit. That is def. not a good idea. Ladies will say otherwise but thats because they want shit and guys like you will buy it for them.

[kahljorn]

Captain bubba's smart.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Or give them a blanket right Bubba?

[CaptainBubba]

No, because your parents bought you the blanket. You don't gizzum on your own blankets dude, we're living in a material world, you have to save that cash up for things like car insurance and drugs.

[noob3]

drug insurance

[jin]

Drug insurance would be the best name for a superhero in the world.

[noob3]

what would be the plot :o or his like powers?

[James]

asfsadfasfds

[noob3]

What then? Chop your balls off!

[jin]

Drug Insurance would witness a crime and be all like "daaaaammmnnn, ice cold." ;o

[CaptainBubba]

Seriously I can't wait till one or two years from now for the thread where this girl dumps James and breaks his heart and he wants to kill himself.

But for real if she asked you the ol "What do you like in girls" then she wants you, go for it.

Also her ex spit on her because they were fucking and she thinks that kind of thing is hot but you'll figure it all out yourself good luck have fun!

[James]

asdfasfas

[FartinMowler]

I'm confused. I really don't think she likes me. Even if she did, what then?

If you don't think she likes you then everything you have written makes you sound like a pussy

[kahljorn]

yea dude even I wasn't this much of a vagina when I was like 15 and still a virgin posting on these boards but i guess everyone has their you know vagina phases it's kind of like acne and you're getting the adult variety.

[FartinMowler]

vagina phases it's kind of like acne and you're getting the adult variety.

Girl

Bla bla bla bla

Guy

Do you want to come over or can I come over?

Girl

Bla bla blab la bla

Guy

No? Okay well fuck you :/

[Terra]

I'm confused. I really don't think she likes me. Even if she did, what then?

james, relax. it will turn out just fine. stop obsessing about it. that just makes it worse.

[James]

afsdsafsfas

[liquidstatik]

James I suck with the womens, so this might not be good advice, but I say leave her alone. If she wants anything to do with you, make her call you ;o

[James]

afsdfasfadfsa

[James]

dfsadsfsad

[James]

fasdfdasfa

[liquidstatik]

hahahaha, we need an edit button ;<

[Chojin]

Girls aren't going to call you because girls think they shouldn't have to call guys, and that if the guy is interested in them, that he'll call them. Girls also go through ridiculous mood swings, so I would never assume that your impression of the conversation is (A) the same one she got and (B) indicative of how she acts 'normally'. Also, girls are fantastic at doing things that affect their availability and then not telling you although it's obvious that's the reason you're calling them, and this is indistinguishable from them just having a bad day or being depressed, so I would not assume she's lost interest from one or even a few calls, though if it begins to be a pattern I'd stop.

Other than that, try to hang out with her in person as much as possible, as you'll quickly become a shoulder to cry on if you keep up with this phone shit most of the time. You also have nothing to lose other than FEELING LIKE A BIG DUMB DUMB if you try to pursue her while 'nothing's there', so just go for it. Don't think about MAKING MISTAKES when talking with her, because it really doesn't matter WHAT you say, so long as you're interesting.

[Chojin]

Also you should call the chick that left a message on your answering machine, if for no other reason than to get comfortable talking to girls in awkward situations. Though if there's a possibility that she is gonna talk to the girl you're interested in, I wouldn't do it unless you're reasonably sure you can pull it off as a friendly 'ha ha you so craaaazy' call.

[James]

adfsfdsfsddsdfs

[James]

dsafasdfsfsasf

[FartinMowler]

Julie and Megan are doing it right now :p

[CaptainBubba]

If I was a girl I would date James.

And cheat on him.

[Grislygus]

Holy shit, this is depressing.

[James]

sadfsdfasdfasd

[Lenor]

Chojin, shut up. Since when have I ever had a problem calling a guy, being myself and stupid, or bringing weirdo boi's with me to my best friends 18th birthday party and feeding them drugs?

James: I wont waste the space here typing out everything I have already said to you about this ordeal, but dammit im still waiting for my cookies bitch!

[Chojin]

What does any of that have to do with what I said?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

James reminds me of OAO. (Thank you thread backups!)

[AChimp]

James, your posts are some of the most unintentionally funny things I've read in a long time on these boards. Grow a pair and just ask one of them out already. Quit worrying about all the stupid mind-games that you think everyone is playing with you.

[James]

asdfsadfsaf

[MattJack]

I didn't read this thread really. I just kinda skimmed and saw you talkin 'bout all these fly ass mommas. Then somewhere in here b*tches were bakin' snacks n sh*t, that fuc*n s*it is cooler than a mother f*ckn air conditio*er. God *amn

So getting laid is pretty cool huh James?

[AChimp]

So... If you don't want to go out with them, what's with this thread? Why do you even care what they think?

[James]

asdfasdsda

[FartinMowler]

I think James is Brilliant in his lame attempts:)

[MLE]

Maybe you should write a script about it.

[Terra]

I didn't read this thread really. I just kinda skimmed and saw you talkin 'bout all these fly ass mommas. Then somewhere in here b*tches were bakin' snacks n sh*t, that fuc*n s*it is cooler than a mother f*ckn air conditio*er. God *amn

So getting laid is pretty cool huh James?

pissypants everybody. he skims through the threads because he doesn't want to miss cookie time

[FartinMowler]

James a script by FartinMowler

Mr. Will Graham (Has entered suburban home to find FartinMowler crouched examining woman in her 50's dead in a bedroom)

Mr. Will Graham

Motive?

FartinMowler

I'm guessing some sick kid

Will Graham (turns to see small hole in wall then exits room to next room and looks through hole)

I can see young women

FartinMowler

Yep Sears Catalogue

Mr. Will Graham

Young man drills hole in wall puts Sears Catalogue of young women picture and what?

FartinMowler

I'm thinking he stuck his wiener through the hole, mother sees wiener and heart attack

Mr. Will Graham

So where is this James character?

Fartinmowler

Skipped town I would guess and when we find him >:

[Chojin]

fartinmowler would be the best person here if he'd just film these scripts

[FartinMowler]

Everyone can donate to my "I might make a film fund" and I will use the money to move to L.A. and take some courses and I need some money for a camera too :\

[GADZOOKS]

well for the time being you can put them on Audio ala Scriptwars.

[James]

asfasdfasf

[Fathom Zero]

You're dead?

[FartinMowler]

James a script by Fartin Mowler (part 2)

CSI Shirley (Hot Blonde in her late teens with nothing on but a blouse and a name badge) has searched the home and speaks to Detective Fartin and his partner Will

Shirley

I've searched the home and it's filled with small holes.

Mr. Will Graham

DNA?

CSI Shirley

Too much DNA I don't know where to start. There is a hole in the middle of the young mans bed and it' looks like he's made a lipstick mouth on the bed sheets

Fartin mowler

Surely you can't be serious :eek

Shirley

I am and I've also found one where the handle of the fridge used to be

The three detectives are slowly walking down the hall when Mr. Will graham sees something moving

Mr. Will Graham (talks quietly to the other detectives)

Wiener twelve "O" Clock

The other detectives look up to see what is suppose to be a light fixture in the cieling is actually a wiener with a lamp shade that pops up as quick as the detective can move and shoot

Fartin Mowler

He's gone

CSI Shirley

He must have been hiding in the attic

Mr. Will Graham (holding a Japanese magazine full of pictures of life size female dolls)

I found this in his room I'm thinking we might be on a trip to Japan

CSI Shirley (bends over to pick up some DNA)

I'm sure I can help out

Fartin

I'm sure you can (High fives Mr. Will Graham)

[GADZOOKS]

Sell your lawn mower for a camera.

[FartinMowler]

Part three is in the reading section :eek thanks Gadzooks :love