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mburbank
Apr 2nd, 2003, 06:00 PM
A.) Aplying pancake makeup to his hives before attempting to enlist.
B.) Sex assignment surgery.
C.) Getting a lap dance from his imaginary exotic dancer.
D.) Looking for his Submarine letter.
E.) His anal roomate threw him away.
F.) The temperature chanegd and he died.
G.) Thwarting rapists in his secret identity as Rape Thwarting Man.
H.) Complete nervous breakdown
I.) Quest for Cheetos
F.) Constantly flapping lips beat him into a coma.
H.) Two words. Time out.
AChimp
Apr 2nd, 2003, 07:17 PM
Okay, I admit it. I was VinceZeb. :|
GAsux
Apr 2nd, 2003, 07:22 PM
Chimp,
You have never said all that stuff about Canadian health care, even if it was ONLY a character!
Zosimus
Apr 2nd, 2003, 07:25 PM
Achimp, please do not bend so low!

I will let you in on where the little bitch ran back to. Fresh from today

http://www.newsfilter.org/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4844
Skulhedface
Apr 2nd, 2003, 07:31 PM
Basically, that read like this:

"Hi every that is body! Back I am back, and I put them god damn I-mockers in their placeness. Those liberal idoits can never not hang with my intellignet witty reparte and & when sent them cryed to their mommies I came decided back here."

In other words, horrible grammar and twisted truths. I expected nothing less.
Anonymous
Apr 2nd, 2003, 07:35 PM
Max, he pretty much responded to this thread at that forum, for whatever reason:
I havent had a whole lot of time for the lately. And when I would, I would be over at http://www.i-mockery.net being a huge fucking asshole to those guys. It's quite fun. Just been talking shit like I do, 99% of it being truth and 1% being a half one.

It's really, REALLY fun. Been telling them about this letter I got from a navy recruiter (which I just threw out yesterday because the thought of me having to be in a sub drove me nuts. Hate the water). About different things I have done. The fact that I overtold them my weight is funny as well.

I know it is childish and stupid and moronic, but when I'm really, REALLY bored, hell, its fun! You ought to go over there and check it out. Liberals ahoy. Dumb ones at that.
Certifiable loony.
Zosimus
Apr 2nd, 2003, 09:25 PM
Vince (at NewsFilter) The fact that I overtold them my weight is funny as well.

Possible translation: I told them that my weight is actually higher than it really is. :lol
Protoclown
Apr 3rd, 2003, 01:26 AM
I knew he was insane. He won't be back. He knows he will never be taken seriously here.
Jeanette X
Apr 3rd, 2003, 04:13 AM
And so we come to the end of a flame war of epic proportions, one which will be immortalized in song by the bards of the land...

(Btw, if you think he was at all crazy, you ought to see the people I encounter in religious forums.)
GothNAPrepsBody
Apr 14th, 2003, 11:54 AM
I believe vince might have been Sadaam, wich means the bastard is REALLY DEAD :)
FS
Apr 14th, 2003, 03:37 PM
I thought he was your hero?
GothNAPrepsBody
Apr 29th, 2003, 08:05 AM
Yeah maybe but then i actually read a post or two of his i tired so hard not to lull i had to take a bottle of alieve.


Any way it's perfectly okay to out grow heroes -remember batman?
FS
Apr 29th, 2003, 08:19 AM
Maybe you should take another bottle of "alieve". A bottle of "alieve and never come back".
VinceZeb
Apr 29th, 2003, 09:18 AM
:lol

Do you have a comedy CD? I'd buy it.
kellychaos
Apr 29th, 2003, 09:47 AM
Maybe you should take another bottle of "alieve". A bottle of "alieve and never come back".

Maybe a bottle of Motrin? :)
GothNAPrepsBody
Apr 29th, 2003, 11:59 AM
Vince of course youd buy it you could listen to his humerless cd over and over while you lug your fat ass to mcdonalds
VinceZeb
Apr 29th, 2003, 12:31 PM
Do you people and your fat jokes only stop at Mickey D's? Why not Burger King or Hardees(nuts)? I perfer Subway. Got good salads.
mburbank
Apr 29th, 2003, 02:18 PM
Shut up, Jared.
VinceZeb
Apr 29th, 2003, 09:53 PM
Oh man, got me there. I'm sure you would rather eat at Quizno's but that whole "oven toasted" thing must give ya the jitters!
mburbank
Apr 30th, 2003, 09:27 AM
Good Jew joke.

Kind of lackluster effort though, concidering this board is littered with threads you've abandoned after painting yourself into a corner.
VinceZeb
Apr 30th, 2003, 09:32 AM
I don't respond to threads when my interest is lost in them.
mburbank
Apr 30th, 2003, 09:50 AM
Or when you been shown to be such a huge chump anything you say only digs you in deeper.

Or when your spine fails you.

Or when your testicles climb up into your belly.

Or when your called upon to do something more complicated then regurgitate a li'l AM Radio or amke a Jew joke.

Is your interest lost in this thread yet?
Brandon
Apr 30th, 2003, 09:59 AM
Max Burbank, you rock out loud. You know that, don't you? :)
mburbank
Apr 30th, 2003, 10:12 AM
Maybe, but at the end of the day I'm still a Jew.



Kudos on your homage to Paul Lynde. For me, he is the only Center Square.
VinceZeb
Apr 30th, 2003, 10:28 AM
Nope, it hasnt. I just choose not to argue when there is no other reason to. Unlike you, Max, I am not trying to impress anyone on here. I know I can't change anyones mind. I know I'm in a big den full of morons. But that is what makes it that much more fun.
VinceZeb
Apr 30th, 2003, 10:33 AM
Nope, it hasnt. I just choose not to argue when there is no other reason to. Unlike you, Max, I am not trying to impress anyone on here. I know I can't change anyones mind. I know I'm in a big den full of morons. But that is what makes it that much more fun.
VinceZeb
Apr 30th, 2003, 10:35 AM
Nope, it hasnt. I just choose not to argue when there is no other reason to. Unlike you, Max, I am not trying to impress anyone on here. I know I can't change anyones mind. I know I'm in a big den full of morons. But that is what makes it that much more fun.
kellychaos
Apr 30th, 2003, 11:08 AM
Or when your testicles climb up into your belly.


He already TOLD you ... it's "shrinkage" ... it's a natural occurence and he has a doctor's note that says so. :)
VinceZeb
Apr 30th, 2003, 11:29 AM
I'm sorry to dissapate your homosexual fantasy, but I have big nuts. Just like your mother.
mburbank
Apr 30th, 2003, 11:34 AM
Why would having big nuts disapoint someone's homosexual fantasy?


And Vincey... why does THIS thread still hold your interest and none of the threads where the ship of your argument lies stranded on the sandbars of your lies, inaccuracy and stupidity, not to mention the shoals of your obtuseness?
Vibecrewangel
Apr 30th, 2003, 11:38 AM
And Vincey... why does THIS thread still hold your interest and none of the threads where the ship of your argument lies stranded on the sandbars of your lies, inaccuracy and stupidity, not to mention the shoals of your obtuseness?

I don't care who this was about. The imagry brought up by this quote is fantastical!

:love MAX :love
mburbank
Apr 30th, 2003, 11:48 AM
YOU LIKE ME!! YOU REALLY LIKE ME!!
VinceZeb
Apr 30th, 2003, 11:49 AM
Because once you argue with idiots so many times about something, what is the point? Doesn't serve a useful function, such as yourself. And I applaud you on your big word usuage and metaphor deployment. All skills that make up for the fact you are a fucking museum artifact duster.
kellychaos
Apr 30th, 2003, 11:55 AM
I'm sorry to dissapate your homosexual fantasy, but I have big nuts. Just like your mother.

They're just inside like hers, though, right? They're called ovaries. You must have skipped a lot of health classes. :/ I can see why the class may have caused a lot of confusion ... what with your mother dressing you up in a sailor suit all those years.
mburbank
Apr 30th, 2003, 11:56 AM
That is the answer to a different question, ie. why have you abandoned the other threads. The current question is: Why are you still interested in THIS one.

I think it's because it's easy.

The dusting of artifacts is done by people in the Exhibits division, but more speciffically the Exhibits Maintenance . I am officially in the exhibits administration department, though I also write for the Current Science and Technology Initiative, which is part of the programs division.
VinceZeb
Apr 30th, 2003, 12:17 PM
See that space beween the keys on your keyboard, Max? That is about how much I care.


They're just inside like hers, though, right? They're called ovaries. You must have skipped a lot of health classes. I can see why the class may have caused a lot of confusion ... what with your mother dressing you up in a sailor suit all those years.

Yes, it was bad. But at least I got to wear a cool hat and run around playfully with a huge circle lolipop that was about as big as my head
mburbank
Apr 30th, 2003, 02:38 PM
Everyone is pretty convinced you don't care. You bet. Yes sirree bob, you don't need to post a letter confirming tat little info nugget. Vince? Does not care about what I think.

At all.


Not...
one...
iota.

The Faux Pas leader has left the building. Simple as that. Nuff said. Bar none.
GothNAPrepsBody
May 1st, 2003, 07:12 AM
Do you people and your fat jokes only stop at Mickey D's? Why not Burger King or Hardees(nuts)? I perfer Subway. Got good salads.

Damn man how many salads did you eat
VinceZeb
May 1st, 2003, 09:07 AM
I had to eat at least 3 Subway club salads last night after I got done working over that whale you call a mother last night. She drained me.
mburbank
May 1st, 2003, 10:14 AM
I'm sorry, who does that insult, Goth, his mom, or you?

salad eating whale fucker.


Why does this thread continue to interest you? Becuase it's easy.
kellychaos
May 1st, 2003, 10:40 AM
I'm sorry, who does that insult, Goth, his mom, or you?

salad eating whale fucker.


Why does this thread continue to interest you? Becuase it's easy.

You have to be careful about narrowing the audience to just Vince, Max. I'm all for "dumbing down" the content if it gets your point across more clearly but this could easily boil down to an intellectual U.S. - Iraq War where the only thing left is the hurling of "I know you are but what am I"s over the cyber-fence.