NEW SHORT: "The 2006 Carytown Watermelon Festival!"

[Mockery]

Since I no longer live in Richmond, Protoclown has been brave enough to do an in-depth feature, complete with plenty o' photos, on this year's annual Watermelon Festival in Carytown!

http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/boxes/watermelon06-box.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/watermelon06)
NEW SHORT: "THE 2006 CARYTOWN WATERMELON FESTIVAL!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/watermelon06

Enjoy!

[Trash]

That was teh funneh. :(

[MarioRPG]

I definately read that as "Crayontown" a bunch of times.

[The Eliminator]

That festival looks so lame that you could only survive it intoxicated with alcohol or PCP.

[mburbank]

Very well done, expecially "Watermelon Queen". I laughed so hard I'd have gotten fired if I still worked in visitor services, which strictly forbade lauguing as a sign of 'happiness'.

[Immortal Goat]

The queen was funny, but the best part for me was "Everyone's favorite vagina monkey".

[Mockery]

Yeah I was really glad to see the vagina monkey again too... one of my friends said he didn't see it there so I thought all hope was lost, but I guess he was just there at the wrong time cuz Proto clearly found it.