This girl I like

[Wiffle Bat]

This girl I like, hates me. Not because Im abnoxious or anything. She hates me because It took me so long to talk to her, 3 years. Thing is, she liked me too, but not anymore. Im so shy to talk to them girls, its like they come from a different planet. Any tips on how I can win her? I tried talking to her, but nothing comes out of it really, we just talk for a minute and stop. I feel really awkward ><
Even if I try to talk about the things she likes, nothing really comes off it. Its really awkward X_X
Is there such a thing called girl-o-phobia?

And no, im not gay :p

[glowbelly]

first things first: girls are not from a different planet

if you stop thinking of girls as this weird species from a different world, you might have an easier time talking to them.

chances are if conversations aren't lasting more than a couple minutes she either:

1. doesn't like you
2. feels the same way you do

ask her.

[Jeff The Ninja]

I feel your pain Wiffle Bat. I have a Hard time talking to girls too. Its a good thing I can make people laugh easily. I think that if you want to get on someones goodside, tell them a joke (its easier if there is a group of people, Both male and female) and try to be yourself.

[MetalMilitia]

In matters of the heart you should always turn to Dr. Seuss for instruction.


Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
- Dr. Seuss

[executioneer]

first things first: girls are not from a different planet

omg are too >:

[MetalMilitia]

Venus I hear :eek

[Trash]

No they're not, they're from Uranus.

:lol :lol :lol

[executioneer]

women are from romulus men are from vulcan ;_;

[James]

I can tell you what planet they're NOT from.

Pluto.


Wiffles, there's one surefire way to get a girl to like you. Tell me, have you ever heard of Stockholm Syndrome?

[Supafly345]

She probably never liked you wiffle. I find that most girls when you first apporach them will make up stuff like that to soften the blow when you hear they don't like you.

"I have to wash my hair that night" syndrome its called.

[executioneer]

girls dont liek boys girls like cars and money ;_;

[Marc Summers]

My experience with most girls is that they're manipulative and try to make me feel bad about myself if I don't/refuse to follow commands D:

Well they can go screw themselves with a big fat pickle okay they're mean D:

I'm serious D:

[Fathom Zero]

I FEEL THE SAME WAY, though I really don't talk to girls all that much. THEY FLOCK TO ME :) Then they get mad at me because I don't listen to them or they don't like my sense of humour and call me mean. I don't care much. They're really annoying.

[MetalMilitia]

GAY

[Wiffle Bat]

I never heard of stockholm syndrome, about money and cars, All I have is an old 1982 Hatchback my parents gave me, and a few dollars now and then. Im still too young to earn decent money. Thanks for you guys' inputs. Im still having trouble talking to girls, but I will try to be more calm. Also in wikipedia there is an article called "Love Shyness" its like a phobia of the opposite sex. Really wierd I feel like it has hit the nail on the head for what I really feel. ;__;

[Sam]

X_x

[Gorlack the Destroyer]

I FEEL THE SAME WAY, though I really don't talk to girls all that much. THEY FLOCK TO ME :) Then they get mad at me because I don't listen to them or they don't like my sense of humour and call me mean. I don't care much. They're really annoying.

Isnt it great that you can say anything on the internet and no one can call shenanigans?

[Grislygus]

Oh, people call shenanigans (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=23284&start=50) allright.

[Big McLargehuge]

girls like cunnilingus more than anything else. They also like thick cock cause length doesnt really matter considering the vagina is onle like 3 inches deep.

also massage their feet and tell them you think their hairs are sexy. Most of all act like willy becase bitches fucking love that shit.

[maggiekarp]

what the vagina is only three inches deep what kind of midget ladies have you been spelunking

[Fathom Zero]

I FEEL THE SAME WAY, though I really don't talk to girls all that much. THEY FLOCK TO ME :) Then they get mad at me because I don't listen to them or they don't like my sense of humour and call me mean. I don't care much. They're really annoying.

Isnt it great that you can say anything on the internet and no one can call shenanigans?

No. Because I am very truthful when it comes to the internet. Why else would I have an alias?

[Gorlack the Destroyer]

I FEEL THE SAME WAY, though I really don't talk to girls all that much. THEY FLOCK TO ME :) Then they get mad at me because I don't listen to them or they don't like my sense of humour and call me mean. I don't care much. They're really annoying.

Isnt it great that you can say anything on the internet and no one can call shenanigans?

No. Because I am very truthful when it comes to the internet. Why else would I have an alias?

So you can lie out your ass.

[executioneer]

Most of all act like willy becase bitches fucking love that shit.

what

[Fathom Zero]

I FEEL THE SAME WAY, though I really don't talk to girls all that much. THEY FLOCK TO ME :) Then they get mad at me because I don't listen to them or they don't like my sense of humour and call me mean. I don't care much. They're really annoying.

Isnt it great that you can say anything on the internet and no one can call shenanigans?

No. Because I am very truthful when it comes to the internet. Why else would I have an alias?

So you can lie out your ass.

Only an idiot needs an alias to lie. I need an alias because I am telling the truth. Why do you think the Witness Protection Program gives people new identities when they're telling the truth. By your rationale, you can keep your identity as a witness and say you didn't witness anything and everything would be honky-dory.

[Big McLargehuge]

Most of all act like willy becase bitches fucking love that shit.

what

like willy nilly i mean. and my girf loves dudes like you. IF YOU LIVED BY ME I WOULD TOTALLY LET YOU TOUCH HER BOOBS.