High School freakin sucks.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

So far everything has been great in high school. Except one major thing that impacted me like a train. Girls. Now theres this girl in my algebra class. Shes pretty but a sophmore so Im thinking "No way in hell will I get with her". I like her and stuff but I just knew I didnt have a chance. But yesterday I got an IM from her but she had just signed off when I got home. All it said was "Your in my algebra class". Today she said she was my friend and I lied to her because I thought she was my friend. I told her I didnt like her and shit and then later on I get an IM from her saying it was really her not my friend. So I basicly screwed myself. I trust only 3 people to tell who I like. ONLY them. I tell other people "Hey I like this girl" but not who she is. So thats basicly how I ruined it. Tomorrow after the bell rings Im going to stop her and explain everything to her. I have no idea what the outcome will be. Any advice? Please help me out I really like this girl and I think I may have hurt her by a stupid mistake.

[Esuohlim]

http://www.livejournal.com

[zeldasbiggestfan]

What am I going to to do there? Blog about it? I dont think so. I already have a blog.

[liquidstatik]

YOU SHOULD GET ALL YOUR FRIENDS TOGETHER AND THEN YOU CAN CALL HER BUT DON'T HANG UP OR YOU'LL FEEL LIKE A NERD SO WHEN SHE ANSWERS STAY ON THE PHONE AND DON'T CHOKE JUST BE LIKE WUTS UP AND IF SHE LIKES YOU THEN YOU'LL FUCK HER AFTER THAT I THINK

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Dude seriously. Im not fuckin around. This girl means alot to me.

[Pub Lover]

NO, SHE DOESN'T! >:

[zeldasbiggestfan]

How are you so sure.

[CaptainBubba]

Ask her if she likes blankets. If she likes blankets give her a blanket but if she does not like blankets or says she doesnt understand you are fucked my friend.

[Pub Lover]

How are you so sure.
IS THAT A QUESTION, KID?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

...Blankets.... Why would I ask her that? And yes it is a question pub lover. Also Im not in the mood to start fighting people right now. Im stressed as it is.

[maggiekarp]

man don't get me started on highschool >:

[Pub Lover]

.And yes it is a question pub lover.
IN THAT CASE, I KNOW BECAUSE I WAS ONCE YOU! THAT'S RIGHT, IF YOU DON'T TAKE HEED YOU WILL HAVE A REALLY SUCKY FUTURE! SO LISTEN TO ME WHEN I TELL YOU TO EITHER STOP BEING A LITTLE FAGGOT OR BECOME THE BIGGEST FAGGOT EVER!

SERIOUSLY, GROW A PAIR OF BALLS OR SUCK SOME!

WITH THESE TWO STRATEGIES YOU CAN MAKE HIGH SCHOOL NOT BE THE BEST YEARS OF YOUR LIFE! >:

[CaptainBubba]

If she likes blankets you can giver her one what is confusing about this?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Arent you still in highschool or am I wrong?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Im a little faggot. Nice. Im not the one calling a person a faggot ONLINE now am I? Listen I know I sound like a fag and shit but fuck off okay? I can do what I want. I just needed some advice. Not some assgoblin calling me a fag for no good reason.

[Pub Lover]

BUDDY, I AM SO SORRY! I DID NOT KNOW YOU WANTED ADVICE! MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU CAN SAY TOU WANT ADVICE! OH MAN, I TOTALLY THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO BE SHOUTED AT BY ASSGOBLINS, OH MAN. I'M SO SORRY! SERIOUSLY THOUGH, YOU SHOULD GO TALK TO THE GIRL! OH MAN, THAT IS A SCARY IDEA I KNOW, BUT IT'LL TOTALLY BE WORTH IT IF SHE LIKES YOU TOO, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? YEAH, YOU DO!

[HickMan]

Take a note from your avatar. tard'

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I want something very bad to happen to you. Not really. But seriously man piss off.

[Seven Force]

I bet she doesn't even think much of you.

Did you ever think of that?

[maggiekarp]

I'm in high school :(


Anyway you could be honest and explain the situation. Y'know, let her know you like her. Couldn't hurt.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Let me tell you guys this now. Im not just trying to nail her okay. Jesus, I actually want to date her not a "Wham bam thank you ma'am" thing.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Yeah Im telling her tomorrow maggiekarp

[Pub Lover]

seriously man piss off.
NO WAY, BRAH! I WANT TO HELP YOU NOW! I FEEL REALLY GUILTY THAT I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND YOUR INTENTIONS! I MEAN SERIOUSLY! I COULD I HAVE NOT KNOWN THAT THIS GIRL WAS THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE, AND THAT IF YOU DO JUST THE RIGHT THING SHE'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER AND MAYBE SUCK YOUR DICK! YEAH, YOU'D LIKE THAT, RIGHT?! OH YEAH!

[CaptainBubba]

I am not in high school. Back in high school though I was something of a ladie's man by night and a ladie's man by day. I would create elaborate and self-centered convoluted scenarios where the smallest detail of verbal interaction would become a quantum mechanics problem which could be disected scientifically and philosophically for months and months without actually leaving the comfort of my desk chair. I would awkwardly attempt to initiate conversations with girls, desperately and embarassingly struggling to keep the talking afloat to no avail then go cry myself to sleep, much in the same way a juggler with parkinson's disease might. I would become the best friend of girls far and wide comforting them in their date rape confessions and dramatic expressions of un-requited love for the guy in Advanced English who can only say "They took ur' jerrrrbs" and pantomime masturbation.

The ONLY hope for you is to give her a blanket. Trust me.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Shes not the love of my life dude. Calm the hell down.

[liquidstatik]

Yeah Im telling her tomorrow maggiekarp

OH OKAY THEN WHY DID YOU NEED ADVICE?

MY ADVICE IS TO SRSLY CALL HER AND MAYBE YOU CAN HIT IT IDK IF SHE WON'T LET YOU THEN TRY AND FUCK HER YOUNGER SISTER/BROTHER AND THEN SHE'LL GET MAD AND JUST IGNORE HER AND SHE'LL THINK YOU'RE PLAYING HARD TO GET THEN YOU CAN WIN HER OVER AND FUCK HER YOU SEE?

[Pub Lover]

This girl means alot to me.

Shes not the love of my life dude.


DUDE, YOU'RE STARTING TO SEND MIXED SIGNALS, OH MAN I MIGHT BE CONFUSED AGAIN!

DO YOU TALK TO HER LIKE THIS, OH MAN I HOPE NOT, THE LADIES HATE FEELING CONFUSED, ESPECIALLY AS IT HAPPENS SO OFTEN AND EASILY FOR THEM, HAHA, AM I RIGHT GUYS?! HAHA :lol

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Is it that hard to understand. She means alot to me but Im not in love with her. Im 14 for Chrissakes. I try to stay away from using the word love.

[CaptainBubba]

The secret is that you came on the blanket ok.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I think Im going to call you Blanketguy from now on.

[Pub Lover]

DUDE, IS SHE FOURTEEN TOO? OH MAN, GIRLS THAT AGE DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY WANT! YOU SHOULD TRY HOOKING UP WITH SOME SEVENTEEN YEAR OLDS! THEY KNOW WHERE IT IS AT!

PLUS YOU CAN WIN THEM OVER EASILY WITH CHEAP BOOZE AND CIGARETTES.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I may be a "player" but Im not that good, sir. Anyway I said she was a sophmore so shes about 15 or 16. :(

[maggiekarp]

Some highschool chicks are weird about thinking that dating anyone younger than them, even if it's only by a few months, is some sort of freaky pedophilia shit. Some highschool chicks are morons :/


Cheap booze and cigarettes all the way

[zeldasbiggestfan]

She isnt seeing as she has dated younger guys.

[maggiekarp]

sounds like a ho

[CaptainBubba]

She will be dead by morning

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Fuck you blanketguy. Fuck you with an iron dildo. And that wasnt nice Maggiekarp :( Oh my god I hate my life.

[Guitar Woman]

are you gonna go write a myspace suicide note you big pussy

[maggiekarp]

enjoy high school man :(

[zeldasbiggestfan]

FUCK myspace.

[Pub Lover]

If you do write a suicide note, please put in that I drove you to it. My real name is Jarv Remilliard.

I live at 7 Maryport Road, Lawrence, Otago, New Zealand. :)

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Wow this is the exact opposite of what I wanted to happen. Hopefully tomorrow will not have the same results.

[liquidstatik]

The secret is that you came on the blanket ok.

:lol

[Pub Lover]

Wow this is the exact opposite of what I wanted to happen.
I'm curious. What did you think would happen here at the I-Mockery forums? You know, what with us all being your good pals, and such.

[HickMan]

This is my last year of highschool. Everyone here knows how much of a ladies man I am. You just have to be confident and be a jerk to her.

[liquidstatik]

But he's no lifegaurd. :x

[ArrowX]

Where oh Where is pee wee herman's mastery over the opposite sex when you need it.

[liquidstatik]

I GUESS?

[maggiekarp]

good luck zibiff >:

[Grislygus]

Is it that hard to understand. She means alot to me but Im not in love with her. Im 14 for Chrissakes. I try to stay away from using the word love.

It's called a crush. Get over yourself, talk to her, keep in mind that highschool relationships are MEANINGLESS, and you should do allright.

[HickMan]

You're only 14. Don't let women bother you that much. You have way more important things to do. Like playing Zelda for the umteenth time.

[Seven Force]

My real name is Jarv Remilliard.

I live at 7 Maryport Road, Lawrence, Otago, New Zealand. :)

This is good to know.

[Pub Lover]

OK SEVEN FORCE, YOU CAN PUT ME IN YOUR SUICIDE NOTE TOO! :lol

[liquidstatik]

High School freakin sucks.

[adept_ninja]

kill yourself

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Fuck you you shuirken throwing cock sucker. Today went bad. She completely told my ass off in the halls (haha yeah in front of everyone) and left. This one girl saw and she felt bad about what happened so we started talking and crap and now I sit next to her in Biology. "What were you expecting in the I-Mockery forums"....... Your right what the hell was I thinking. I dunno Im gonna try to leave her alone now. But I sit behind her in algebra so shit. I dunno. I am going to leave her alone though cause thats what she wants so fuck her.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Should have listened to blanket guy :(

[Chojin]

They never listen.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

If you mean that I dont listen.... your right :wah

[CaptainBubba]

I told you so.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I am an idiot. Not to self: Always listen to CaptainBubba.

[liquidstatik]

Why do they call you Aks? :o

[maggiekarp]

Oh noes, a romantic pursuit has gone horribly wrong! I should have listened to I-Mock! I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED!


Man, her telling you off is better than never saying anything, and having that crush fester in you for God knows how long.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Ive only liked her for about a month. And to answer the Aks question its my initals. Austin K S. :D Kiss my ass Im only giving out my first name.

[WhiteRat]

If a young lass' heart you wish to keep, blink three times and tap your feet.

TRUST ME ON THIS.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Why....?

[Seven Force]

Try AdultFriendFinder. :)

;)

[Seven Force]

Oh wait, you are only 14.

Maybe that's your problem. You are 14.

Yes, that's it!

CLOSE THREAD

[maggiekarp]

Your name is zibiff and you will be glad to have that >:

[sadie]

high school really does suck. i wouldn't go back. . . to be a student at least. :O oh, and i hope i don't get a ton of lame-arsed jerks in my three english 12 classes.

[Fathom Zero]

I LIKE MY JOURNAL MORE.

Use mySpace and converse with your other no-doubt screamo friends.

I feel no attraction towards the baked blondes and the gorilla girls that inhabit my school. You're a fool for trying to pursue a legitimate relationship as a freshman in High School.