FartinMowler
Sep 1st, 2006, 05:18 PM
Fartin Mowler Private Dick
Mister Will Graham
So where are we headed?
Fartin Mowler
Downtown my friend
The two detectives end up in a Queen St West Apartment building Lobby. A young lady is heading out the door as the detectives are entering
Fartin Mowler
Stop her
A young whore that Fartin Mowler recognizes even though she tries to keep her head down.
Whore
You like what you see detective?
Lifts up her shirt
Fartin Mowler
Can I have some Syrup with those pancakes?
Mister Will Graham coughs as he tries to hold back laughter
The whore tries to struggle her wrist out of Mister Will Grahams Grasp
Fartin Mowler
Bring her up
The two detectives enter the room with the whore who is holding her nose
Whore
What’s that smell?
Mister Will Graham
Decomp…the smell of death (pauses and then turns around upset) you dirty whore
Whore (laughs and then lights a cigarette)
So who is it?
Fartin Mowler bends down and searches pocket to find I.D.
I could only find this Porn King Dong Video credit card with the name Animadverto
Mister Will Graham
Looks well used, probably an alias
Fartin Mowler
Yes it does, the magnetic material when you swipe is almost gone
Whore
Can you pull his pants up? That’s disgusting
Fartin Mowler
What you’re telling me you haven’t seen that wiener before?
Mister Will Graham pulls out a giant Dong in a dresser drawer next too the dead body.
Mister Will Graham
I’m sure this was used more than a few times
Fartin Mowler
What makes you think so?
Mister Will Graham
If you look close you can see brown ring lines that go up the Dong (smiles) it’s like a tree
Whore (looks bored as she puts another smoke in her mouth)
I don’t get it
Fartin Mowler
I know you killed him
Whore
Fuck you copper
Whore pulls her had loose and runs towards the door only to be shot by Mister Will Graham
Back in the Holster Mister Will Graham slowly slides his gun in, but not before he kisses the hot steel and say’s a few words
Mister Will Graham
I don’t like to do stuff like that it bothers me. (Paces the floor and lightly kicks the body).
Fartin Mowler
I know (Fartin notices something about Daphne’s shirt) can you pull up her shirt again?
Mister Will Graham
Why? they're not very impressive, I mean I’m sure some guy’s might find that attractive
Fartin Mowler
No look there is another t-shirt under that black one she is wearing
Mister Will Graham
Holy shit you’re right (reads the logo on the t-shirt) Porn King Dong and look she has a pin that say’s “employee of the month” still stuck to it
Fartin Mowler
Well Will are job is done here
Mister Will Graham
Should I put her shirt down chief?
Fartin Mowler
Sure and take a few pictures for later
Mister Will Graham (gives a look of a job well done and high fives Fartin)
Will do
Mister Will Graham
So where are we headed?
Fartin Mowler
Downtown my friend
The two detectives end up in a Queen St West Apartment building Lobby. A young lady is heading out the door as the detectives are entering
Fartin Mowler
Stop her
A young whore that Fartin Mowler recognizes even though she tries to keep her head down.
Whore
You like what you see detective?
Lifts up her shirt
Fartin Mowler
Can I have some Syrup with those pancakes?
Mister Will Graham coughs as he tries to hold back laughter
The whore tries to struggle her wrist out of Mister Will Grahams Grasp
Fartin Mowler
Bring her up
The two detectives enter the room with the whore who is holding her nose
Whore
What’s that smell?
Mister Will Graham
Decomp…the smell of death (pauses and then turns around upset) you dirty whore
Whore (laughs and then lights a cigarette)
So who is it?
Fartin Mowler bends down and searches pocket to find I.D.
I could only find this Porn King Dong Video credit card with the name Animadverto
Mister Will Graham
Looks well used, probably an alias
Fartin Mowler
Yes it does, the magnetic material when you swipe is almost gone
Whore
Can you pull his pants up? That’s disgusting
Fartin Mowler
What you’re telling me you haven’t seen that wiener before?
Mister Will Graham pulls out a giant Dong in a dresser drawer next too the dead body.
Mister Will Graham
I’m sure this was used more than a few times
Fartin Mowler
What makes you think so?
Mister Will Graham
If you look close you can see brown ring lines that go up the Dong (smiles) it’s like a tree
Whore (looks bored as she puts another smoke in her mouth)
I don’t get it
Fartin Mowler
I know you killed him
Whore
Fuck you copper
Whore pulls her had loose and runs towards the door only to be shot by Mister Will Graham
Back in the Holster Mister Will Graham slowly slides his gun in, but not before he kisses the hot steel and say’s a few words
Mister Will Graham
I don’t like to do stuff like that it bothers me. (Paces the floor and lightly kicks the body).
Fartin Mowler
I know (Fartin notices something about Daphne’s shirt) can you pull up her shirt again?
Mister Will Graham
Why? they're not very impressive, I mean I’m sure some guy’s might find that attractive
Fartin Mowler
No look there is another t-shirt under that black one she is wearing
Mister Will Graham
Holy shit you’re right (reads the logo on the t-shirt) Porn King Dong and look she has a pin that say’s “employee of the month” still stuck to it
Fartin Mowler
Well Will are job is done here
Mister Will Graham
Should I put her shirt down chief?
Fartin Mowler
Sure and take a few pictures for later
Mister Will Graham (gives a look of a job well done and high fives Fartin)
Will do