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FartinMowler
Sep 1st, 2006, 05:38 PM
give me a short story about something that has happened to you and I will write a script...

Dixie
Sep 1st, 2006, 05:39 PM
I peed on the floor in Burger King.

FartinMowler
Sep 1st, 2006, 05:40 PM
Carnivore

Can I get a burger?

Burger attendant

only if you pee on the floor

Dixie
Sep 1st, 2006, 05:41 PM
Close enough. :)

Rez
Sep 1st, 2006, 05:41 PM
i berated chojin for giving me mod powers because i quite obviously cant handle them

FartinMowler
Sep 1st, 2006, 05:42 PM
Rez

giver or taker?

Chojin

depends

Juttin
Sep 1st, 2006, 05:48 PM
I killed many baby bunny rabbits :(

FartinMowler
Sep 1st, 2006, 05:53 PM
:/ a story needs atleast two characters...the bunny's are dead.

Juttin
Sep 1st, 2006, 05:53 PM
Me and PLAYER-TWO killed many baby bunny rabbits :(

Dixie
Sep 1st, 2006, 05:54 PM
He could be in love with dead bunnies. You only need sound effects then.

FartinMowler
Sep 1st, 2006, 05:59 PM
Juttin

I'm gay

Juttin's friend

Gay for bunnies

Juttin

no I hate bunnies

Juttins friend

that's not what I heard

Juttin

leave me alone

Juttins friend

there is only so many times a bunny can abort a fetus, I understand

Juttin

no you don't it's hard

Rez
Sep 1st, 2006, 06:02 PM
Rez

giver or taker?

Chojin

depends

turns out we're both flexible and our indescision reached such great heights that it became improbably awkward.

INTIMACY BLOWS.

Juttin
Sep 1st, 2006, 06:04 PM
Spot on, my good sir! :posh

FartinMowler
Sep 1st, 2006, 06:04 PM
Chojin will either crush you or he won't :)

Chojin
Sep 1st, 2006, 06:11 PM
i have no idea what is going on in this thread.

Rez
Sep 1st, 2006, 06:37 PM
crushing and banging, dude

FartinMowler
Sep 1st, 2006, 08:30 PM
let's have some more :)

Juttin
Sep 1st, 2006, 08:33 PM
Shakesphere, in a laundromat, with Colonel Mustard,
and George W. Bush

Dixie
Sep 1st, 2006, 08:33 PM
I have a band playing Dio's "Rainbow in the Dark" with King Diamond type vocals in my living room this very second.

Dixie
Sep 1st, 2006, 08:43 PM
The moment has passed. Damn you suck.

FartinMowler
Sep 1st, 2006, 08:43 PM
Carnivor

Dude the eighties called and they want there song back

Axel Ducamphe (guitarist rips through all of Queensrykes greatest hits)

OOOOOHHH AAAAAAAAAAHHHH FFFFFFFFF MMMMMMMM YYAAAAA

Paul Putnam (Drummer)

Sorry I'm late, my sister's boyfriend beat her up and it was a real mess

Pin (Bassist)

I was at burger king and the guy behind the counter told me to piss on the floor if I wanted a burger

Paul Putnam

I'm out of tune....just a minute....am I in tune? WAAAAAAAA NNNNNAAAAAAA UUUUUUUGGGUGUUOOO

Dixie
Sep 1st, 2006, 08:46 PM
The bassist is my husband. And now they're playing Michael Jackson songs. You guys are sooooo missing out, in about 10 minutes there will be a Thriller video renactment by 30 some year old men.

Juttin
Sep 1st, 2006, 09:05 PM
Yeah, and what about my Storyboard?

Lazy

Girl Drink Drunk
Sep 1st, 2006, 09:34 PM
Wow. This is surreal. I come back here and Fartinmowler is posting again, and Guitar Woman is a moderator

Juttin
Sep 1st, 2006, 09:37 PM
Oh, you're also involved in a twisted I-Mockery Story Arch :/

Stay tuned in later.

Jixby Phillips
Sep 1st, 2006, 10:53 PM
I got a 25 dollar gift check for being a good worker :eek

FartinMowler
Sep 2nd, 2006, 09:58 AM
Jixby Phillips Hero

Reporter (talks to people rushing out of a store)

excuse me, can you tell me what happened?

Really over wieght guy (stops because he's out of breath)

am I on TV?

Reporter

Well, technically no but if you don't act like a jerk you will be

Really over wieght guy

Ya, well this guy was holding people hostage and demanded a 25 dollar coupon

Reporter

Do you know what the coupon is for?

Really over wieght guy

how the f!@#@! would I know?

Reporter

we've had a report that the person holding the hostages wants me to come in and give his demands

Hostage guy

Look it's not like I don't deserve a coupon, I've worked here for 30 years and I never got one

Reporter

Don't you think this is extreme to say the least demanding a $25 dollar coupon?

The Hostage guy seems agitated and picks up a Lord of the rings plastic sword swishing it around, suddenly out of the corner of the camera's view a young man leaps in and strikes the Hostage guy right in the balls with two fists... screaming

I AM JIXBY PHILLIPS and that is my 25 dollar coupon!

Reporter

wow that was amazing

Jixby Phillips

thanks

Reporter

Can I ask you why you risked your life for a 25 dollar coupon?
Jixby Phillips

It's my coupon, see it's got my name on it :)