Fartin's [size=18]I will write a script with you in it..

[FartinMowler]

give me a short story about something that has happened to you and I will write a script...

[Dixie]

I peed on the floor in Burger King.

[FartinMowler]

Carnivore

Can I get a burger?

Burger attendant

only if you pee on the floor

[Dixie]

Close enough. :)

[Rez]

i berated chojin for giving me mod powers because i quite obviously cant handle them

[FartinMowler]

Rez

giver or taker?

Chojin

depends

[Juttin]

I killed many baby bunny rabbits :(

[FartinMowler]

:/ a story needs atleast two characters...the bunny's are dead.

[Juttin]

Me and PLAYER-TWO killed many baby bunny rabbits :(

[Dixie]

He could be in love with dead bunnies. You only need sound effects then.

[FartinMowler]

Juttin

I'm gay

Juttin's friend

Gay for bunnies

Juttin

no I hate bunnies

Juttins friend

that's not what I heard

Juttin

leave me alone

Juttins friend

there is only so many times a bunny can abort a fetus, I understand

Juttin

no you don't it's hard

[Rez]

Rez

giver or taker?

Chojin

depends

turns out we're both flexible and our indescision reached such great heights that it became improbably awkward.

INTIMACY BLOWS.

[Juttin]

Spot on, my good sir! :posh

[FartinMowler]

Chojin will either crush you or he won't :)

[Chojin]

i have no idea what is going on in this thread.

[Rez]

crushing and banging, dude

[FartinMowler]

let's have some more :)

[Juttin]

Shakesphere, in a laundromat, with Colonel Mustard,
and George W. Bush

[Dixie]

I have a band playing Dio's "Rainbow in the Dark" with King Diamond type vocals in my living room this very second.

[Dixie]

The moment has passed. Damn you suck.

[FartinMowler]

Carnivor

Dude the eighties called and they want there song back

Axel Ducamphe (guitarist rips through all of Queensrykes greatest hits)

OOOOOHHH AAAAAAAAAAHHHH FFFFFFFFF MMMMMMMM YYAAAAA

Paul Putnam (Drummer)

Sorry I'm late, my sister's boyfriend beat her up and it was a real mess

Pin (Bassist)

I was at burger king and the guy behind the counter told me to piss on the floor if I wanted a burger

Paul Putnam

I'm out of tune....just a minute....am I in tune? WAAAAAAAA NNNNNAAAAAAA UUUUUUUGGGUGUUOOO

[Dixie]

The bassist is my husband. And now they're playing Michael Jackson songs. You guys are sooooo missing out, in about 10 minutes there will be a Thriller video renactment by 30 some year old men.

[Juttin]

Yeah, and what about my Storyboard?

Lazy

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Wow. This is surreal. I come back here and Fartinmowler is posting again, and Guitar Woman is a moderator

[Juttin]

Oh, you're also involved in a twisted I-Mockery Story Arch :/

Stay tuned in later.

[Jixby Phillips]

I got a 25 dollar gift check for being a good worker :eek

[FartinMowler]

Jixby Phillips Hero

Reporter (talks to people rushing out of a store)

excuse me, can you tell me what happened?

Really over wieght guy (stops because he's out of breath)

am I on TV?

Reporter

Well, technically no but if you don't act like a jerk you will be

Really over wieght guy

Ya, well this guy was holding people hostage and demanded a 25 dollar coupon

Reporter

Do you know what the coupon is for?

Really over wieght guy

how the f!@#@! would I know?

Reporter

we've had a report that the person holding the hostages wants me to come in and give his demands

Hostage guy

Look it's not like I don't deserve a coupon, I've worked here for 30 years and I never got one

Reporter

Don't you think this is extreme to say the least demanding a $25 dollar coupon?

The Hostage guy seems agitated and picks up a Lord of the rings plastic sword swishing it around, suddenly out of the corner of the camera's view a young man leaps in and strikes the Hostage guy right in the balls with two fists... screaming

I AM JIXBY PHILLIPS and that is my 25 dollar coupon!

Reporter

wow that was amazing

Jixby Phillips

thanks

Reporter

Can I ask you why you risked your life for a 25 dollar coupon?
Jixby Phillips

It's my coupon, see it's got my name on it :)