KOREAN MMO PATCH UPDATES

[Chojin]

PATCH UPDATES 11/12/02
- Swords will now do damage to the target rather than to the wielder
- Sand added to desert areas
- 12 new enemies have been added, bringing the total number of enemies up to 13
- Characters will now need to eat 3 full meals a day to prevent starvation

PATCH UPDATES 02/18/03
- Food has been added to stores
- In response to a rash of player deaths, Max HP has been increased for all classes.
- Female character models have been added. Previously they were male models with a crying texture applied to the face.

PATCH UPDATES 04/01/03
- Players can now purchase a pet from the pet store in town! Choose from Lion, Dragon, or American
- Doors added to most buildings
- Fixed an area of HONORABLE PRESTIEGE FIGHT ZONE where players could fall through the terrain. This area will now kill players instantly.

PATCH UPDATES 04/12/03
- The previous patch reintroduced the launch bug wherein Players would immediately attack the closest character, whether it was an NPC or another player. We apologize for any inconvenience to in-game weddings this may have caused.

PATCH UPDATES 06/01/03
- In response to recent complaints, player pets will no longer attack their masters after 1 day of inactivity.

[Fathom Zero]

Are those for serious?

[CaptainBubba]

PATCH UPDATES 07/16/03
- Character class system has now been added to the game, with 2 distinct classes: The Bandit, featuring the steal skill, and the Raider, featuring the pillage skill
- Monsters will no longer scream and beg for their lives while being attacked
- The "Date Rape" Questline has now been fixed and should work as intended

PATCH UPDATES 08/04/03
- The steal and pillage skills which could be used to steal any player or npc's full inventory and gold purse have been removed from the game until further notice and replaced with the skill "bash"

[Marc Summers]

PATCH UPDATES 08/15/03
- A new point and click feature has been added, which replaces the command /attack <Location> that needed to be manually typed per attack.

- Mage spells now have appropriate animations, which replace the current stream of hamsterdance.com gifs eminating from their respective wands.

- Diamond Earrings, Holy Lances, or Leather Shields no longer cause a fatal error to anyone who sees them. We are still working on that problem with HP & MP potions.

[CaptainBubba]

-PATCH UPDATES 10/16/03
- House feature has now been added to the game. You will be able to purchase a house for 20,000ginny at any city capital
- Fixed the Black Forest PvP zone. Previously characters entering the Black Forest would be told to leave in Global Chat. They will now be told to leave by a GM whisper

-PATCH UPDATES 11/01/03
- Houses will no longer catch on fire, flood, or become infested with vermin
- Houses will now become haunted

-PATCH UPDATES 11/08/03
- Fixed a boss ecounter in RED FAMILY CASTLE DUNGEON ZONE which required players to tap the 'w' button in an exact rythym for over 6 hours
- Houses will no longer taunt entering players to kill their family members

[King Hadas]

PATCH UPDATE 11/06/03
-Side quest "Warplops on a Plane" has been updated, now with more Warplops!
-Save feature has been added!

PATCH UPDATE 11/16/03
-Due to american copyright laws, "Warplops on a Plane" has been renamed "The Usual Warplops," now with red and purple Warplops!
-Speaking to NPCs will no longer download Kazaa media files to your hardrive.

PATCH UPDATE 12/12/03
-Warning: do not attack purple Warplops, will corrupt save files
-Due to more american copyright laws "The Usual Warplops," sidequest has been renamed "Stop! or My Warplop will Shoot."

PATCH UPDATE 12/17/03
-Warplops have been removed from the game indefinitely

[ItalianStereotype]

PATCH UPDATE 01/01/04
-removed emote "seig heil"
-fixed bug that allowed access to a player's credit card by typing "gib me yo money." access is now only permitted to GM's and their girlfriends.

[Misdemonar]

PATCH UPDATE 5/5/04
-Level cap now increased to 10.


PATCH UPDATE 5/20/04
-Level cap decreased back to 5, anyone's characters over 5 will be
deleted.

[Jeff The Ninja]

Patch Update 6/1/04

-Attacking the Red Dragon of the blue Cave will no longer give Diahhrea to the player. We apologise to any inconvienence this may have caused.
-With the rising popularity of in-game weddings, we will have in game honeymoons as well as in-game sex, childbirth, and family desertion to add that all encompassing feeling that this is a Real World.
-For the players who have chosen homosexual characters, you will be given Virtual parents who you must disappoint by admitting your sexuall preferances to.

Patch Update 06/08/04

-The Bug in which attacking the Red Dragon of the Blue Cave will cause rectal bleeding has been fixed.

Patch Update 06/20/04

-The Bug in Which attacking the Red Dragon of the Blue Cave will cause the Players head to explode and his heart to Rupture causing instant death has been fixed. But as a Precaution we will strongly advise all players to avoid the Blue Cave. Our Condolences to all family members of the deceased.
-Due to increasing popularity of In-Game Funerals. We will give the deceased players An invulnerable suit of armor, an almighty weapon of the gods and 100,000,000,000,000,000 gold.

Patch Update 06/24/04

-Due to increasing cases of Grave Robbing, all Corpses and Graves will be Guarded by a Red Dragon of the Blue Cave

[kahljorn]

9/12/04
- The usage of Get [item] & Get [item] from [place] has just became easier with added functionality: including being able to specify a numeric value of items to get, and being able to condense item/container names.
Now instead of typing : GET DRIEDUPBANANAPEELFORAPESHAMANL from GREATTALLAFRICANBANATREASUE x5
you can type: GET 5 DRIEDUPBANANAPEELFORAPESHAMANL FROM GREATTALLAFRICANBANATREASUE

9/15/04
-Copy-pasting of commands has been added

[Chojin]

9/16/04

- In light of recent events, Jeff The Ninja has been banned from all merrymaking until further notice. This is mostly a cosmetic change.

[Chojin]

9/17/04
- The M1 Abrams Tank has been removed from the game due to historical inaccuracy. Players who had the tank will receive a replacement item in the next patch.
- Running is now performed through toggling the Caps Lock button; We feel that running characters would naturally be louder due to their rapid approach and lack of oxygen. Previously players would hold Ctrl+Alt+Delete to enter a run.
- GRITHMOLAI is lurking in this shadows! This level 999 epic boss thirsts for human blood and beckons all high level characters to accept his grim challenge!

9/25/04
- Grithmolai has been moved from the newbie zone to his proper location.
- We would like to remind our users that using caps is considered 'yelling' online, and would request that you exercise proper netiquette while playing Korean MMO.
- Personal pet KOOL-AID MAN will quench the thirst of players who lost their M1 Abrams Tank in the last update. Kool-Aid Man is equipped with a space rifle.

[CaptainBubba]

PATCH UPDATES 10/12/04
-The black skintone option for character creation has been removed. Any remaining black characters will now be stripped of equipment, level, and perpetually be in pvp mode.
-All black characters names have been changed to NEGROE JOE
-Due to in game economic inflation all forms of currency have been removed from the game and replaced with electronic real world fund transfers

PATCH UPDATES 10/27/04
- Due to customer complaints black characters are now all named BARNABY EMPTYSKULL
- In order to increase the benifits of the 100 Days Around the World
Delivery questline, the Player Chat System is now available only to characters above level 42 who hold the ORB OF SPEAK

PATCH UPDATES 11/16/04
- What suprises are waiting just around the corner? Talk to any Town Master NPC in a major city for more information on this exciting event all this week!

PATCH UPDATES 11/30/04
- Town Master NPC added to cities everywhere

[Chojin]

PATCH UPDATES 11/14/04
-In addition to eating, players are now also required to use the bathroom at least twice a day, depending on how much they've eaten. Players who fail to use the bathroom will gradually decrease the durability of their armor and will temporarily lose several points of Charisma. Players will need to log in to perform these actions.
-Outhouses added to random locations in the game world. Find them quick!
-The Options and Quit menus have now been fully translated from their original Chinese text.

PATCH UPDATES 12/01/04
-Players may no longer equip pets as a weapon.
-Fixed an exploit in which players could unequip pants to avoid bathroom-related penalties.
-Outhouses are now working as intended.
-Blacksmith's repair hammers have increased in cost.

PATCH UPDATES 12/05/04
-Players may no longer equip pets as a helmet.
-Due to player complaints, all 24 outhouses have been relocated to more convenient locations in the game world. Previously they were in a neat circle surrounding Grithmolai.
-Pets are also now subject to bathroom requirements and can relieve themselves in the same locations as players. Penalties will affect pets differently - As pets do not have Charisma points, they will instead gradually lose HP until they explode.

[CaptainBubba]

PATCH UPDATES 12/21/06
- Winter festivities has risen all throughout the continent! Present 100 cotton balls, 20 light feather, 40 gorzal horns, and 20,000ginny to any Town Master NPC for a limited edition bunny ears helm!
- Players may no longer equip Outhouses as shoes.

PATCH UPDATES 1/01/06
- We appologize for the New Years Eve incident. All players who who's helmets were wrongly changed to bunny ears have had their inventories destroyed as compensation for those who put hard work into collecting the nessecary ingredients.
- Grithmolai no longer spawns in Outhouses