View Full Version : GUITAR WOMAN NEEDS TO COME TO THE RING
Chojin
Sep 5th, 2006, 03:04 AM
http://www.weboshawa.com/wrestling/stonecold_steve_austin/steveaustin.jpg
I've seen ya, runnin' yer mouth on RAN Online, but yer tryin' to be all quiet-like online, disappearin' since Friday. You must think yer pretty clever, leavin' me in the ring out here.
http://www.meagainsttheworld.co.uk/stone_cold_steve_austin_files/image006.jpg
WELL EHH-EHH
http://schlapsheim.cigogne.org/images/schlapsheim.cigogne.org/stonecolf.jpg
Y'see, ol' Stone Cold knew y'were Father Spaz, but ah decided t' look deeper into this lil' issue here, and ah traced yer stupid little IP back to yer stupid little high school, and ah found yer stupid little pictures in a photojournal from Bal-tee-more.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/packageart/mugshots/stonecoldmug1.jpg
Now that girl there's done since moved to con-etti-cut. And while that sure makes Jamesman real happy-like, Stone Cold thinks we deserves some answers out here. Stone Cold don't like it when Fartinmowler's right, y'see. Stone Cold doesn't wanna be the one to deliver the news to Seven Force that his lil' internet girly has a rattlesnake half the size of his.
http://www.halloween-mask.com/morris/halloween_mask_10042004/wwf_stone_cold_tf9838_morm.jpg
So Stone Cold says you owe us some answers. AND THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT TA SAY ABOUT THAT.
noob3
Sep 5th, 2006, 03:49 AM
i don't get it man
Marc Summers
Sep 5th, 2006, 05:53 AM
That is so 1997.
AChimp
Sep 5th, 2006, 11:13 AM
OH GOD GW IS A MAN :( :( :(
Spectre X
Sep 5th, 2006, 12:09 PM
I am confused. What?
AChimp
Sep 5th, 2006, 12:59 PM
OH SHIT I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON NOW >:
I go away for a weekend and look at all the shit that happens. I demand an ADMINISTRATOR'S UPDATE. >:
nothing4buddha
Sep 5th, 2006, 02:44 PM
chojin's a detective! :eek
am i really a girl too?
liquidstatik
Sep 5th, 2006, 02:46 PM
yeah i think
executioneer
Sep 5th, 2006, 03:17 PM
jeez this explains the whole ranma 1/2 thing :lol
GADZOOKS
Sep 5th, 2006, 04:55 PM
Is Stone Cold studying for the SAT :)
Sam
Sep 5th, 2006, 05:51 PM
chojin's a detective! :eek
HEY I HELPED HIM! >:
am i really a girl too?
We all know that you are just me pretending to be my own girlfriend. :rolleyes
Ninjavenom
Sep 5th, 2006, 06:29 PM
If you think i'm going to quit masturbating to Father Spaz's posts, you are DEAD wrong.
noob3
Sep 5th, 2006, 07:22 PM
did somone say ranma 1/2
I <3 men who change into hot women when they get splashed with hot water
or hot chicks who change into cats
yes.. this post makes much more sense to me now!
MLE
Sep 6th, 2006, 06:48 PM
this needs to be read by everyone so i'm bumping it okay?
executioneer
Sep 6th, 2006, 06:55 PM
hell it should almost be a sticky
MLE
Sep 6th, 2006, 06:57 PM
i agree and i'd do it myself, but i'm not an admin
executioneer
Sep 6th, 2006, 07:31 PM
i changed the chatroom topic if that helps
executioneer
Sep 6th, 2006, 07:36 PM
ALSO SUGGESTION: TITLE CHANGE TO "HAS GOT A WEINER"
FartinMowler
Sep 6th, 2006, 07:57 PM
i agree and i'd do it myself, but i'm not an admin
I know I wouldn't be here if that was true :/
DamnthatDavid
Sep 6th, 2006, 08:14 PM
Why are you here anyway? Nobody likes you.
Chojin, can we get all Survivor on Fartin? Vote him off the board?
Jixby Phillips
Sep 6th, 2006, 08:25 PM
Eat it damnthatdavid, eat it
Chojin
Sep 6th, 2006, 09:59 PM
Here's the place where SAM and I found the pictures:
http://www.pha.jhu.edu/~jpursley/PICTURES/friends/
This is back before Guitar Woman decided her name was Emily and then Zoe, I am positive.
Come on Spaz, don't make me post your high school's phone number.
GADZOOKS
Sep 6th, 2006, 10:28 PM
True Story
I was talking to Jixby and he claimed that he got a haircut at JC Penny's or something along that lines. So I googled something like "JC PENNY HAIR" and I found those pictures. I showed them to Sam and he thought something was fishy.
and the rest
http://www.coprogetti.it/associazionebrunobessega/img/1992_1--Relax.jpg
is history
FartinMowler
Sep 6th, 2006, 10:29 PM
I'm sure Damn that David would be the guy that fly's under the radar and when it comes time, and the camera's are off, I would bash him on the head with a rock, threaten him we would become an alliance :/ that I control >:
Gorlack the Destroyer
Sep 6th, 2006, 10:31 PM
Why are you here anyway? Nobody likes you.
Chojin, can we get all Survivor on Fartin? Vote him off the board?
I like fartin
Jixby Phillips
Sep 6th, 2006, 10:44 PM
The story is true, i was tehre, good work gadzooks
Zomboid
Sep 6th, 2006, 10:44 PM
How long's it been since gw's posted?
Juttin
Sep 6th, 2006, 10:46 PM
Here's the place where SAM and I found the pictures:
http://www.pha.jhu.edu/~jpursley/PICTURES/friends/
This is back before Guitar Woman decided her name was Emily and then Zoe, I am positive.
Come on Spaz, don't make me post your high school's phone number.
FUCKIN' BUSTED!
Fathom Zero
Sep 6th, 2006, 10:47 PM
A while, I know.
Juttin
Sep 6th, 2006, 10:49 PM
She, Him...IT...was on RAN Online Last Night :/
Fathom Zero
Sep 6th, 2006, 10:54 PM
COME ON, GUITAR WHOA-MAN. STEP UP.
Juttin
Sep 6th, 2006, 10:56 PM
Whoa, man :/
Supafly345
Sep 6th, 2006, 11:26 PM
Haha, no wonder that one pic of her in her avatar looked nothing like the pics she posted.
Chojin
Sep 6th, 2006, 11:28 PM
she had a pic in her avatar?
Sam
Sep 6th, 2006, 11:34 PM
ANOTHER CLUE! :eek
Esuohlim
Sep 6th, 2006, 11:35 PM
http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/2748/laqb3.jpg
Was it THIS
Black Flag
Sep 7th, 2006, 12:42 AM
man this is probably the first time a guy pretended to be a girl in the whole history of the internet
Zomboid
Sep 7th, 2006, 01:52 AM
I'd leave the entire internet for a chance to marry willie :(
Sick.
Marc Summers
Sep 7th, 2006, 01:58 AM
We're all expecting a witty retort, Miss Woman. At least give us a dismissive response or something, we're starting to look like idiots!!
plz :(
Fathom Zero
Sep 7th, 2006, 07:38 AM
She/he asked me on RAN if we'd stopped having our fun.
Chojin
Sep 7th, 2006, 08:07 AM
haha, what
All I'm asking for is an explanation, it's not like we are being MEANIES or completely UNREASONABLE.
THE PEOPLE WANT CLOSURE.
DuFresne
Sep 7th, 2006, 09:06 AM
I gotta be missing something... how does all of this prove she's a man, again?
And esu, the fact that you had that pic saved is pretty damn creepy in itself :/ .
Esuohlim
Sep 7th, 2006, 11:12 AM
It's from when I made flippy avatars >:
Although this was one I made with a cheap GIF editor free trial so it had a watermark and I never gave it to her. Him. >:
http://img318.imageshack.us/img318/8614/layt3.gif
Chojin
Sep 7th, 2006, 12:25 PM
man this is probably the first time a guy pretended to be a girl in the whole history of the internet
come on dude he's been at it for over a year and also kept it up on aim, this is a SPECIAL CASE
I gotta be missing something... how does all of this prove she's a man, again?
I will answer your question, mister non-suspicious person on a proxy server! Because guitar woman was father spaz before. Given the choice between a) lesbian gamer who pretended to be a boy and then pretended to be some other girl and b) little boy gamer who pretended to be a girl, the odds are in favor of the LATTER.
Don't make me call in the Saigon Suicide Squad on your high school computer lab, mister Spaz. Just come here and confess like the self-hating shred of a budding young man you are.
AChimp
Sep 7th, 2006, 01:19 PM
Hey guys, Spaz's sister is pretty hot, huh?
DuFresne
Sep 7th, 2006, 01:29 PM
mister non-suspicious person on a proxy server!
My residence hall here at UNC Charlotte (Cypress hall, in case anyone cares) requires everyone to use their damned ethernet, and not Roadrunner like the rest of the fucking campus. >:
Krythor
Sep 7th, 2006, 01:34 PM
I love that everyone hated Father Spaz but let GW get away with being a moron because she was a girl that liked video games.
I know how hard Arrowx has been trying to rise through the ranks; maybe there's an opening for the top spot if you register a new account buddy???
Zomboid
Sep 7th, 2006, 01:48 PM
Glad someone pointed that out. I remember a while ago I went away for a about a week and came back to find that everyone had completely changed their opinion on the retard and decided he/she's suddenly not worth ridiculing anymore and is actually very cool! Apparently all it takes is posting a picture of a girl, claiming it's you, and kissing as much ass as possible while trying to maintain the illusion that "I'm just like you guys!".
And for fuck's sake, THE GIRL IN THOSE PICS IS NOT HOT!!! Average, maybe. Not hot.
timrpgland
Sep 7th, 2006, 01:51 PM
My hate for GW in the gaming forum was always there. :(
Now I have more reasons. sweet.
AChimp
Sep 7th, 2006, 02:09 PM
I hate to break it to you guys, but I'm not really a chimp. :tear
DamnthatDavid
Sep 7th, 2006, 03:07 PM
I figured that when you started throwing poo at me at the zoo. :(
MetalMilitia
Sep 7th, 2006, 04:21 PM
Guitar Woman is black?
Ninjavenom
Sep 7th, 2006, 04:35 PM
Don't make me call in the Saigon Suicide Squad on your high school computer lab, mister Spaz.
Oh shits, this is for real, son! You don't know how much barf mulching you're in for.
Supafly345
Sep 7th, 2006, 04:37 PM
Aww, achimp will be traumatized if this is actually true guys.
Chojin
Sep 7th, 2006, 06:52 PM
Okay guys here's the transmission just like I got it from BAPE's crime lab.
[code][code]WHOIS results for 159.191.12.25
Generated by www.DNSstuff.com
Location: United States [City: Portland, Oregon]
NOTE: More information appears to be available at PB474-ARIN.
OrgName: Portland Public Schools, Info. Services
OrgID: PPSIS
Address: Portland Public Schools, Information
Address: Services
City: 501 N. Dixon St. Portland
StateProv: OR
PostalCode:
Country: US
NetRange: 159.191.0.0 - 159.191.255.255
CIDR: 159.191.0.0/16
NetName: PPSNET
NetHandle: NET-159-191-0-0-1
Parent: NET-159-0-0-0-0
NetType: Direct Assignment
NameServer: DNS1.PPS.K12.OR.US
NameServer: DNS1.NWRESD.K12.OR.US
Comment:
RegDate: 1992-05-20
Updated: 2002-12-10
RTechHandle: PB474-ARIN
RTechName: Butler, Paul
RTechPhone: +1-503-916-3159
RTechEmail: *******@pps.k12.or.us
# ARIN WHOIS database, last updated 2006-09-03 19:55
# Enter ? for additional hints on searching ARIN's WHOIS database.
WHOIS results for !PB474-ARIN
Generated by www.DNSstuff.com
Looking up P !PB474-ARIN at whois.arin.net.
Name: Butler, Paul
Handle: PB474-ARIN
Company: Portland Public Schools
Address: Information Services
Address: Blanchard Education Service Center
Address: 501 N. Dixon St.
City: Portland
StateProv: OR
PostalCode: 97337
Country: US
Comment:
RegDate: 2000-07-11
Updated: 2005-11-22
Phone: +1-503-916-3159 (Office)
Email: *******@pps.k12.or.us
# ARIN WHOIS database, last updated 2006-09-03 19:55
# Enter ? for additional hints on searching ARIN's WHOIS database.
[/code][/code]
<Data Transmission Unsuccessful>
<Rerouting>
@@2-Fren. ie transfer. Partial cOmputEr^&ΓΈ relay. Tycho.
&**Security error.
Ty93.2 !dead.
<Leela Data Transfer Unsuccessful>
<Leela Program Pragma Ten>
Communication interruption cause: unknown
<Pre-Recorded Error Message Follows>
Chojin: do you have a problem if i post gw's whois info with the ip?
Rog: nope
Chojin: cool deal, yo
Rog: tear that virtual transvestite a new one
MetalMilitia
Sep 7th, 2006, 06:56 PM
I feel quite foolish for never questioning Guitar Woman's sex but those of you who REGULARLY speak to him on MSN are the real fools.
Shame on you all. >:
Fathom Zero
Sep 7th, 2006, 07:02 PM
She could be a woman named Paul.
Chojin
Sep 7th, 2006, 07:14 PM
Paul Butler isn't GW you ditz, he's the network systems administrator for GW's high school.
pjalne
Sep 7th, 2006, 07:18 PM
Per Arne says:
Wait, what, GW used to be somebody else?
Chojin says:
Father SPaz
Per Arne says:
No.
Per Arne says:
NO
Chojin says:
SI
Per Arne says:
Bullshit.
Per Arne says:
Really?
Chojin says:
really
Per Arne says:
Spaz was a character? That's nuts.
Chojin says:
no gw is the character
Chojin says:
apparently he wanted to be accepted so badly that he pretended to be a woman for a year and made an aim name to go with it
Chojin says:
the pictures gw posted of herself were actually this college girl's sister in baltimore
Per Arne says:
Well, her German always did suck.
Per Arne says:
Holy shit.
Per Arne says:
I feel like I fucked a tranny.
Per Arne says:
Not taht I would know.
Per Arne says:
Or anything.
Juttin
Sep 7th, 2006, 10:38 PM
I'm still terribly amazed at the fact that someone uncovered this just by going off of a matching IP Address :/
camacazio
Sep 7th, 2006, 11:54 PM
Supafly linked me to this. I don't know why, it was a waste of time to read.
Chojin
Sep 7th, 2006, 11:56 PM
Did you find this review of ':( - Camacazio's Autobiography' helpful? 20 other users did!
Gorlack the Destroyer
Sep 8th, 2006, 12:48 AM
She could be a woman named Paul.
yes short for Paulisagirl.
Zomboid
Sep 8th, 2006, 01:09 AM
OH SNAP LOL
kahljorn
Sep 8th, 2006, 02:56 AM
Did you guys consider that guitar woman and father spaz have been having an affair and none of you even knew it?
Don't jump to conclusions guys.
Jixby Phillips
Sep 8th, 2006, 03:01 AM
MEMORABLE QUOTES FOR I-MOCKERY (2006)
[after being exposed and thrown out of the forums]
Guitar Woman: The past 19 months have been the best 19 months of probably my whole life.
Narrator: Immediately after making this statement, Guitar Woman realized that it was true.
mburbank
Sep 8th, 2006, 10:12 AM
He can call me flower if he wants to. Here's my internet tip for the day. Anytime someone says they are a woman on the internets? 50% chance it's a dude. If that bothers you, stop cybering.
On the other hand, I'm now terrified of everything y'all could find out about me. I mean, if I'd wanted you to know I was a hermaphrodite hookhanded dedicated goat masturbating prison hooker, I'd have incorporated all that into my user name.
DuFresne
Sep 8th, 2006, 11:00 AM
GW quotes ina new light!!!
I challenge you to prove my vagina is as big as you claim, my good idiot.
Oh wait you CAN'T so this thread is over and I am the winner
:eek
So, are you or aren't you Father Spaz?
A self reference!
I don't think your avatar or username necessarily has anything to do with you in real life. Just thought I'd clear that up for you.
Aw hellz no, apparently.
DuFresne
Sep 8th, 2006, 11:04 AM
OMG, I'm creepy!
soundtest
Sep 8th, 2006, 01:26 PM
The fact that anybody ever thought 'GW' was actually female is even more pathetic than some loser pretending to be a girl online for a year. Even the most butt-ugly, socially retarded girls rejected by everyone would never waste 90% of their lives posting the same old tedious, boring, noise and unfunny garbage on a message board. Regardless, the creepiest thing about this is I bet you_know_who actually got titilated with the inevitable flirting by people like AChimp who will never get laid. This whole thing is a total riot and would only happen on I-Mockery. I love it!
And who the fuck is Father Spaz? Another one of his characters?
AChimp
Sep 8th, 2006, 01:31 PM
:lol
Some of us have known for a very long time who among us is an alt and who isn't. With a handful of IP bans, you could probably make a quarter of this forum disappear.
mburbank
Sep 8th, 2006, 02:04 PM
that could be fun
Esuohlim
Sep 8th, 2006, 03:07 PM
The fact that anybody ever thought 'GW' was actually female is even more pathetic than some loser pretending to be a girl online for a year.
Well sure, hindsight's 20/20, and I certainly DID believe that GW was actually who she said she was because, at the time, it never actually crossed my mind to be skeptical about it. :/
I'm ashamed to say, though, that GW occasionally posted stuff that made me laugh. And not because I thought she was a girl, since I pretty much groan at every Terra post ever. >:
soundtest
Sep 8th, 2006, 03:36 PM
Sorry Milhouse, I was being a venomous bitch because I'm at work and bored. You rule - I wasn't taking a shot at you or anybody except AChimp, and only him because he likes it.
I still think GW should have went down with a bang though- marriage proposal, con somebody here into giving her money/gifts cuz they're infatuated with her, etc. Missed opportunity in my opinion, cuz that would've been hilarious! Or not.
:pouralittleliquor :(
mburbank
Sep 8th, 2006, 04:06 PM
I waxed the tadpole thinking about her, but I'm not bothred, because their isn't a poster here I haven't waxed the tadpole to. The tadpole LIKES being waxed, and it has a thing about usernames. And it does not discriminate and I do what it tell me.
executioneer
Sep 8th, 2006, 04:10 PM
the sad thing is, this isn't the first alternate identity f. spaz made (akira teh cat, fahrenheit 1337) :(
Supafly345
Sep 8th, 2006, 04:14 PM
I have a character, bet you can't figure out WHOOOO.
mburbank
Sep 8th, 2006, 04:17 PM
Yep. Waxed the ol' tadpole to every single one of 'em, Willy. And however many charcaters you have, 'Fly, they one been waxed to. By me. On strict orders of my tadpole.
Chojin
Sep 8th, 2006, 06:10 PM
Hey now jixby, GW hasn't been thrown out of the forums. The whole point of this thread is for a TEARY-EYED RETURN AND CONFESSION OF SORTS.
srsly would it kill you to show up and go 'whoops :lol' or 'you guys that was just a picture of a girl that looked like me like i said my camera is kinda wonky haha who here likes zelda any takers' or something, like soundtest said you need to go out with a BANG and my golly gosh if you don't provide it i'll find a way to make it happen :picklehat You could even stick around and continue to pretend to be a girl, i'm sure our various Juttins and Arrowxs will only bring it up a handful of times in each thread.
Like any good weirdo though I'm sure GW is already back as some new guy with an IP proxy. Probably has a galaxy or something in their avatar, who knows!
DuFresne
Sep 8th, 2006, 09:25 PM
Actually, I'm Rosenstern. That's a pile of of magnesium in my avatar. :)
Fuck you. :)
DuFresne
Sep 8th, 2006, 09:26 PM
I joined as Dufresne about two weeks before you exposed GW. :)
Fuck you, again. :)
DuFresne
Sep 8th, 2006, 09:28 PM
That's how I remembered those incriminating quotes, retard. :)
Fuck your moms! :)
CaptainBubba
Sep 8th, 2006, 09:45 PM
Shutup GW
Juttin
Sep 8th, 2006, 10:33 PM
Hey now jixby, GW hasn't been thrown out of the forums. The whole point of this thread is for a TEARY-EYED RETURN AND CONFESSION OF SORTS.
srsly would it kill you to show up and go 'whoops :lol' or 'you guys that was just a picture of a girl that looked like me like i said my camera is kinda wonky haha who here likes zelda any takers' or something, like soundtest said you need to go out with a BANG and my golly gosh if you don't provide it i'll find a way to make it happen :picklehat You could even stick around and continue to pretend to be a girl, i'm sure our various Juttins and Arrowxs will only bring it up a handful of times in each thread.
Like any good weirdo though I'm sure GW is already back as some new guy with an IP proxy. Probably has a galaxy or something in their avatar, who knows!
I didn't adknowledge her being a girl, I adknowledged her being a lesbian >:
HIM.
FUCK.
Juttin
Sep 8th, 2006, 10:35 PM
Actually, I'm Rosenstern. That's a pile of of magnesium in my avatar. :)
Fuck you. :)
DURR...it even SAYS MG. How can you mistake THAT for a galaxy?
Also, I knew I recognised you :/
Supafly345
Sep 8th, 2006, 10:54 PM
I've been waxed?!!?
Rosenstern
Sep 8th, 2006, 11:09 PM
Hey, juttin... :/
zeldasbiggestfan
Sep 8th, 2006, 11:11 PM
Dude was Guitar Woman banned?
Chojin
Sep 8th, 2006, 11:42 PM
Nope, he's just a NINNY NINNY NINNY who cann't OWN UP
Link is SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, MAN.
Moobs
Sep 9th, 2006, 07:12 PM
what the hell is gw here or is she hiding or who is zbf what is going on
Chojin
Sep 9th, 2006, 08:52 PM
YELL YELL WHINE
BARK BARK BARK BARK
That's swell, guys, but I split your posts to mock wars.
liquidstatik
Sep 10th, 2006, 02:43 AM
this thread was funny, 'til i realized that GW will never show up to explain. :[
Chojin
Sep 10th, 2006, 03:31 AM
http://www.dan-dare.org/Dan%20Sonic/TailsWaitSmallAni.gif
GADZOOKS
Sep 10th, 2006, 03:35 AM
GW? GOOD WIDDANCE!
WhiteRat
Sep 10th, 2006, 07:09 AM
My motherboard shits out on me last week and due to financial constraints involved with flying back to the US, I finally come back here to find that GW was really a confused tranny or some other homo-gay type person. C-c-c-crazy!
Hey Sevenforce, are you still interested in seeing GW's jugs now?
Fathom Zero
Sep 10th, 2006, 07:45 AM
He's banned. :(
mburbank
Sep 10th, 2006, 09:55 AM
Aren't we all really Guitar Woman?
Inside?
FartinMowler
Sep 10th, 2006, 10:32 AM
I've alway's had my suspicions that Max Burbank is in fact a "woman"
let's look at the facts
1) Ignores me most of the time
2) Talks about stuff that doesn't interest me
3) Lost interest in love making but is willing to use the "hand"
Chojin
Sep 11th, 2006, 12:57 PM
gw why don't you talk to me on aim anymore
is it something i said
Mr. Vagiclean
Sep 11th, 2006, 02:45 PM
what a fucking CREEP
Chojin
Sep 11th, 2006, 05:55 PM
She/he asked me on RAN if we'd stopped having our fun.
Yeah, guys. Grow up. :rolleyes
Jixby Phillips
Sep 15th, 2006, 02:43 AM
guitar woman still needs to come to the ring
noob3
Sep 16th, 2006, 02:42 AM
more like
guitar man
lol
noob3
Sep 16th, 2006, 02:43 AM
i am the guitar man
Juttin
Sep 16th, 2006, 02:57 AM
I AM, IRON MAN! >:
DOO, DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO!
DOODOODOODOODOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO!
noob3
Sep 16th, 2006, 07:49 AM
all i can say is i hope hobo renee wasn't a man
she was cool!
guitar man
Sep 16th, 2006, 08:49 AM
i totally did it guys
i'm a woman pretending to be a man
guitar man
Sep 16th, 2006, 08:49 AM
i am a woman with man sized problems
MrAdventure
Sep 16th, 2006, 04:14 PM
somethin keeps him goin miles and miles a day to find another place to play
GADZOOKS
Sep 16th, 2006, 04:46 PM
I hope that's a character.
Rez
Sep 22nd, 2006, 03:20 PM
all i can say is i hope hobo renee wasn't a man
sorry to revive a dead thread but this is (hilarious) news to me
edit:
hobo renee: tell people on the internet not to talk about me
hobo renee: http://profile.ak.facebook.com/profile3/1748/61/n82300050_31334.jpg
hobo renee: all woman
bobo renee: can you see that photo?
rez: yea
hobo renee: post that
FartinMowler
Sep 22nd, 2006, 03:35 PM
So it's true you can pull a baby out of your ass :/
executioneer
Sep 22nd, 2006, 03:52 PM
i really wish you'd read stuff before responding to it sometimes fartin :(
Misdemonar
Sep 22nd, 2006, 04:03 PM
I see a red door, and I want to paint it blaaccck, I look inside myself and see my heart is blaaack.
zeldasbiggestfan
Sep 22nd, 2006, 05:01 PM
She hasnt been on in a loooooooong time now.
FartinMowler
Sep 22nd, 2006, 05:05 PM
i really wish you'd read stuff before responding to it sometimes fartin
Did Willy give you his account Pub?... :rolleyes
executioneer
Sep 22nd, 2006, 07:35 PM
its a common thing to wish for, you know
like world peace
FartinMowler
Sep 22nd, 2006, 07:43 PM
And using Hobo Renee's name is like stealing dead body social insurance numbers :/
Ninjavenom
Sep 23rd, 2006, 06:39 PM
You have to have the thickest skull in the world. No one ever comes back after a three month ban! Take the fucking hint >:O
Pink
Sep 25th, 2006, 09:23 PM
Father Spaz (Chojin) - Put a huge sig in, was generally worthless and after being unbanned just made a huge production about how he was back to 'torment us all' or something. Didn't really see a need to keep him around.
Gee :)
That was pretty disappointing, man :tear
thebiggameover
Oct 5th, 2006, 04:53 AM
for the recored, i never liked gw and allways hated father spaz, so i am the winner. please give me my prize now.....
MLE
Oct 6th, 2006, 06:32 PM
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS, LIKE, 5?
zeldasbiggestfan
Oct 9th, 2006, 04:14 PM
5 + 9 MOTHER FUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
glowbelly
Oct 9th, 2006, 04:48 PM
that's it. give me your name so i can call your mother and tell her about your filthy internet mouth.
zeldasbiggestfan
Oct 9th, 2006, 05:55 PM
Mommy said to not talk to strangers.
MrAdventure
Oct 9th, 2006, 07:00 PM
mommy also said she was on the pill and look at how that turned out
zeldasbiggestfan
Oct 9th, 2006, 09:28 PM
mommy also said she was on the pill and look at how that turned out Hey. Oldman river. Zip it or Ill break your fucking hip.
Sam
Oct 9th, 2006, 09:30 PM
zeldasbiggestfan you are 14 years old so you need to shut up
GADZOOKS
Oct 9th, 2006, 10:11 PM
I hope B-Town isn't bensenville because that's one of my train stops from chicago and I would puke.
MrAdventure
Oct 9th, 2006, 10:37 PM
zeldasbiggestfan's mom's journal, entry for july 23rd 1991
http://mylittleponycollector.com/2003/2003_US/tinktinktoo.jpg
Dearest Secret Journal,
You'll never in a million years understand how much I hate my parents! God! Thank God for Travis, that handsome hunk of a man (Yes! He's a man no matter what George(ugh!), I mean DAD (yuck!) says about him) he truly is the only reason I'm even staying around this dump! It won't be long before he gets that really great job in the United States Marines, and we can move in together and be in HEAVEN forever! Not that Mom would even be able to get it together to help us with the wedding (thanks a lot for firing up her alcoholism George!) or even to help babysit! I sure can't wait until this baby comes out, only a few more months to go (I'm taking bets he'll have Travis' nose but Travis says he'll have my eyes!) and we'll be a family and stronger than ever! I won't have to live with my parents (thank God) anymore! They never understood, they only ever wanted to keep us apart, and I'll never forgive them if Travis feels so threatened that he has to leave! Oh My God if they did that I'd run away, I don't care, I'd do it, I'd find a way to raise the baby, as long as I don't have to wake up to find George butt naked in my personal bathroom ever the hell again! Oh yeah right George, you were just looking for tampons for Mom, too bad you don't know that I know that your dick doesn't look anything like a tampon (and not only that but it's ugly as sin and I'll only ever look at Travis' so there!) you pervert God get me out of here!
zeldasbiggestfan
Oct 9th, 2006, 10:51 PM
I hope B-Town isn't bensenville because that's one of my train stops from chicago and I would puke.
Nope. Belleville Illinois. Was my signature before I changed it.
GADZOOKS
Oct 10th, 2006, 06:31 PM
Yuck, isn't that the place where they condemed all the fags as being retarded?
EDIT: I guess I'll never know now :lol
Guitar Woman
Oct 22nd, 2006, 05:30 AM
guys i think i love this thread
Sam
Oct 22nd, 2006, 05:31 AM
Are you finally coming to the ring? >:
Guitar Woman
Oct 22nd, 2006, 05:35 AM
not until I find out more about pro wrestling so Kain and Stone Cold can duke it out
Sam
Oct 22nd, 2006, 05:35 AM
It's spelt "Kane" :rolleyes
Guitar Woman
Oct 22nd, 2006, 05:36 AM
SHUT UP
Guitar Woman
Oct 22nd, 2006, 05:40 AM
oh fuck, he stopped wearing a mask, that was like the only thing that made him cool :(
Sam
Oct 22nd, 2006, 05:40 AM
Duh. Welcome to June 2003. :rolleyes
Guitar Woman
Oct 22nd, 2006, 05:42 AM
Man, I haven't watched WWE in like five years. Probably longer than that, even.
GADZOOKS
Oct 22nd, 2006, 10:36 AM
Shutup, Juttin
Guitar Woman
Oct 22nd, 2006, 02:07 PM
If you think I am a short balding man you are gravely misaken.
MetalMilitia
Oct 22nd, 2006, 02:12 PM
Really?
Guitar Woman
Oct 22nd, 2006, 02:14 PM
Yeah!
liquidstatik
Oct 22nd, 2006, 02:21 PM
idk man, prove it. :o
Chojin
Oct 22nd, 2006, 02:37 PM
what
Chojin
Oct 22nd, 2006, 02:45 PM
i would say that there are still QUESTIONS that need ANSWERING but really, i've lost interest
MetalMilitia
Oct 22nd, 2006, 02:47 PM
Does that mean father spaz is now banned again?I hope so!
Ninjavenom
Oct 22nd, 2006, 04:33 PM
i'm sorry, but the first picture of the girl in that blog is pretty fucking cute.
Sam
Oct 22nd, 2006, 04:40 PM
Are you referring to this one:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/d321aff5.jpg
Or this one:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/b76be529.jpg
Because either way... :/
UNLESS YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT SAM'S VERION THAT WAS CREATED USING MY PATENTED SAMIME PROGRAMING!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/stubpiud.jpg
Jeff The Ninja
Oct 22nd, 2006, 05:16 PM
:lol
GADZOOKS
Oct 22nd, 2006, 06:08 PM
I like it.
EDIT: I WAS CONFUSING PEOPLE, SORRY
soundtest
Oct 22nd, 2006, 06:11 PM
I've admittedly lost a lot of touch with this place... but is part of the joke pretending nobody knows who GW is even though it's painfully obvious?
liquidstatik
Oct 22nd, 2006, 06:15 PM
idk i haven't paid too much attention to this thing. so, i still have no clue who she is. :[
GADZOOKS
Oct 22nd, 2006, 06:17 PM
Father Spaz, who is pretty much Juttin with a father.
soundtest
Oct 22nd, 2006, 06:33 PM
Really? I was thinking elsewhere but I don't want to spill the beans. This thing has been going on so long I don't want to be the one to fuck it all up in case there's some grand finale in store.
Emu
Oct 22nd, 2006, 06:39 PM
wait so guitar woman is ?
liquidstatik
Oct 22nd, 2006, 06:47 PM
umm read like two posts ahead, man. ;<
soundtest
Oct 22nd, 2006, 07:06 PM
Ahhh.... but who is Father Spaz? I think this goes deep...
:conspiracy
Guitar Woman
Oct 22nd, 2006, 11:48 PM
soundtest who did you think I was :(
GADZOOKS
Oct 23rd, 2006, 12:11 AM
Don't encourage it, folks
Emu
Oct 23rd, 2006, 12:12 AM
i kind of thought maybe you were helm idk
Ninjavenom
Oct 23rd, 2006, 01:02 AM
I meant the one with the black hair.
liquidstatik
Oct 23rd, 2006, 01:04 AM
If she got a little thinner, maybe. ;<
zeldasbiggestfan
Oct 23rd, 2006, 01:09 AM
She reminds me of Buzz's girlfriend in Home Alone. A quote from Kevin "WOOF".
sadie
Oct 23rd, 2006, 04:24 PM
soundtest who did you think I was :(
i always thought you were an insecure idiot. and i was right!
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