NEW GRAB BAG: "MODERN MOVIE MONSTER COSTUMES!"

[Mockery]

Protoclown's first piece for the 2006 Halloween season is all about modern movie monster costumes you find in stores and how they stack up against the real thing.

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/pics/modern-monster-box.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/modern-monster-costumes.php)
NEW GRAB BAG: "MODERN MOVIE MONSTER COSTUMES!" -by Protoclown
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/modern-monster-costumes.php

Enjoy!

[mburbank]

I laughed. I am ashamed to say I laughed most at 'bang one out', but that's because I'm a child.

[Chojin]

One of the best articles I've read in a long time. "His eyes are full of wonder, and he is ready to soak in the world around him and learn!" and "Nothing says intimidating like two pounds of bright yellow plastic powered solely by your imagination." Were my two favorite lines :<

[Mockery]

Hehe the "ready to soak in the world around him and learn!" bit had me laughing outloud too when I was putting the page together for him.

[Grislygus]

I liked the Ubertooth.

*sigh* it's not as cool without the whatzits hanging abouve the 'U'.

[MarioRPG]

Agreed grislygus.

Leatherface is always pooly done whenever I see him at halloween.

[Fathom Zero]

The two dots over the U and other assorted vowels are called Umlauts.

[Grislygus]

Are they related to Oompa Loompas?

[executioneer]

totally

[Gorlack the Destroyer]

I own one of the jason masks. I won a costume competition with just that. ($10 for in"n"out)