I fell in love with a lesbian.

[Gorlack the Destroyer]

How do I convince her to love my man-stick?

[Fathom Zero]

Ask Ben Affleck.

[Chojin]

or seven force.

[FartinMowler]

I had sex with a fat girl that later I found out was a Lesbian, but I had her before she knew she was a Lesbian, but she was still fat :/

[Juttin]

or seven force.

That doesn't count, "She's" a dude :/

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Chasing Amy. Watch that movie. Fucking great flick even though it has romance crap in it.

[Gorlack the Destroyer]

Wuss.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Pie eating nutsack.

[DuFresne]

Dude! I look like shit, and I still managed to find a straight girlfriend. Just keep looking, and let that lez eat hair-pie if she wants :/

[Gurlugon]

Is her name Freddy?

[Jixby Phillips]

Chasing Amy. Watch that movie. Fucking great flick even though it has romance crap in it.

I agree, just cover your eyes when theres KISSING (YUCK!) and you'll be fine!

[Jixby Phillips]

ps let me clarify my joke, i'm not even refering to the lesbian kiss in the movie, I mean kissing in general. Because covering your eyes when kissing happens on the TV is a very childish response to "romance crap"

PS isn't it great when somebody has an issue with lesbianism a straight guy will suggest that they watch Chasing Amy as a way to solve those issues? A movie which is REALLY about this unfortunate time in this one girl's life when she fell in love with this dumb sadboy schlub who wasn't worth her time even if she was straight?

[CaptainBubba]

ShtUP Jaxby these people know their movies.

Also if you are in love with a girl and she is the most popular ghurl at scool u shld watch Whatever it Takes. Good movie but there is some gross parts :(

[MetalMilitia]

If you're in love with a girl and you're dead watch Ghost. I don't remember what happens in the end but I dare say it was a happy ending.

[FartinMowler]

when did Bubba become a 14 year old boy :/

[CaptainBubba]

At the same time your malformed mongoloid daughter found you holding the shotgun to your face in the bathroom and screamed "YAAAAAAY!"

[FartinMowler]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v68/fartinmowler/steroids.jpg

TESTICULAR SHRINKAGE and IMPOTENCE :lol

[GADZOOKS]

He's holding the needle like Groucho Marx holds a cigar. :lol

[Jixby Phillips]

"I love my steroids but even *I* take the needle out of my arm every now and again!" captain bubba quipped

[Jixby Phillips]

to the parents in a family that had 15 children, on the set of his long-running gameshow

[Jixby Phillips]

sheesh, HERE http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/groucho.htm

[FartinMowler]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v68/fartinmowler/steroids-1.jpg

[Jixby Phillips]

Murray Langston used steroids?