View Full Version : Choose Our Own Adventure - The Halloween Contest
James
Sep 8th, 2006, 09:46 PM
START1
Billy McFadden has just woken up from a wonderful night's sleep filled with dreams. His eyes adjust to the sunlight pouring in through the window as he comes alive to welcome an exciting new October morning!
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"Oh boy!" Billy exclaims. "Another wonderful day for me! Good morning, me! Boy, I should probably go retrieve today's paper from my porch, to see what exciting things are going on in my local area!"
WHAT SHOULD BILLY DO?
A1. Get dressed, go outside and get the paper.
A2. Go outside and get the paper, as is.
A3. Take off his underwear.
First choice to get 5 votes is the path we take. After the next scenario is laid out, 5 votes for "Go Back **" or "Start Over" will reset the story to the scenario code you input, or back to the start, respectively.
Chojin
Sep 8th, 2006, 10:43 PM
A1. Get dressed, go outside and get the paper.
Juttin
Sep 8th, 2006, 10:58 PM
I'm gonna go A1, too.
I don't want to see more CYOA Porn :/
Rongi
Sep 9th, 2006, 01:51 AM
A1. Get dressed, go outside and get the paper.
Trash
Sep 9th, 2006, 06:21 AM
A1: Get dressed, go outside and get the paper.
MarioRPG
Sep 9th, 2006, 08:12 AM
A1. Get dressed, go outside and get the paper.
Yeah, deciding vote.
James
Sep 9th, 2006, 12:52 PM
DRESSED1
Billy puts his clothes into the microwave for just a moment. The button and zipper on his jeans causes sparks, but it's nothing to worry about.
Pulling his clothes out of the microwave, he puts them on.
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"Ah, toasty warm for this nippy October day! Now to see what the good word is!"
Billy opens his front door and welcomes the world, waving delightfully to the friendly faces that surround his neighborhood. He bends down to pick up the paper, and is shocked to see what is staring back at him from the front page!
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The ad reads;
I-Mockery will be holding its first annual costume contest! Come in your best dressed and see if you can win THE PRIZE!
"Holy geez!" Billy exclaims. "I gotta get my costume together right away! But... should I make one, or should I buy one?
WHAT SHOULD BILLY DO?
B1. Make a costume himself.
B2. Go to the store and buy one.
Misdemonar
Sep 9th, 2006, 12:54 PM
B1
Chojin
Sep 9th, 2006, 12:54 PM
B2. Go to the store and buy one.
liquidstatik
Sep 9th, 2006, 12:57 PM
B2. Go to the store and buy one.
Juttin
Sep 9th, 2006, 01:07 PM
B2. Go to the store and buy one
FartinMowler
Sep 9th, 2006, 01:22 PM
B1 because that is what I would do and end up looking stupid :(
(Sarnia Ontario : /)
Moobs
Sep 9th, 2006, 01:30 PM
B2. Go to the store and buy one
DuFresne
Sep 9th, 2006, 02:32 PM
B1
Mockery
Sep 9th, 2006, 02:46 PM
B2.
Good thread btw, though two suggestions:
1) Give people more choices each time.
and
2) Maybe work out a way for other people to write the story. (ie: have people sign up, then let them know when it's their turn).
Gorlack the Destroyer
Sep 9th, 2006, 05:01 PM
B2. buy one from the store.
Marc Summers
Sep 9th, 2006, 05:17 PM
B1
Juttin
Sep 9th, 2006, 05:19 PM
B2 Already won.
James
Sep 9th, 2006, 09:20 PM
B2.
Good thread btw, though two suggestions:
1) Give people more choices each time.
and
2) Maybe work out a way for other people to write the story. (ie: have people sign up, then let them know when it's their turn).
This is just me dumping off what little I had done for this, like, a million years ago. "The Ice King" is a reference to Bad Mr. Frosty. Remember him? How long ago was that? :(
James
Sep 9th, 2006, 09:41 PM
STORE1
"Hmm, I have no creative talent whatsoever, so perhaps I should just go to the store!"
Billy takes a little stroll to the costume shop.
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Billy looks around, in total shock; The store is practically empty! He approaches the nearest shopkeep to inquire about this injustice!
"It's October 27th, you dumb fuck." The shopkeep exclaims, stifling a laugh through use of profanity.
Billy slowly wanders the near-empty aisles, hoping against hope for something, anything, that would be a great costume.
And then he sees it.
"Yes! This will be my costume! I shall be..."
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"Spider-Man!"
Billy hastily pays for the costume, then runs to the bathroom to change into it.
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"I don't know how to feel about this."
WHAT SHOULD BILLY DO?
C1. Complain to the shopkeep about his unsatisfactory purchase.
C2. Go Trick-or-Treating; You've still got time before the contest.
C3. Go to the contest now. I'm sure others have FAR WORSE costumes... right?
Chojin
Sep 9th, 2006, 09:54 PM
C1. Complain to the shopkeep about his unsatisfactory purchase.
Grislygus
Sep 9th, 2006, 11:03 PM
C1. Complain to ye olde shopkeep.
Marc Summers
Sep 10th, 2006, 12:38 AM
C2. Hey, it's what I would do :(
Juttin
Sep 10th, 2006, 01:26 AM
C1
liquidstatik
Sep 10th, 2006, 01:38 AM
C1. Complain to the shopkeep about his unsatisfactory purchase.
FartinMowler
Sep 12th, 2006, 05:41 PM
This is much better than the writing contest thing you were going to do years back :) that I wasn't allowed to participate in :/
xbxDaniel
Sep 12th, 2006, 09:31 PM
C1
DuFresne
Sep 12th, 2006, 09:36 PM
C2. I know C1 won already, but I decided to vote because I'm bored as hell.
James
Sep 19th, 2006, 12:33 AM
I didn't see that 5 choices were picked. I thought you all forgot about this and I cried forever. :(
COMPLAIN1
Unsatisfied with his purchase, Billy approaches the shopkeep and inquires about a return of the underwhelming costume.
The cashier looks none too pleased.
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"You opened it. You wore it. Now get the hell out!"
But you insist on pressing the matter.
"Sir, I really do th-"
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"NOW YOU'VE PUSHED YOUR LUCK OVER THE EDGE, BUCKO!"
The cashier leaps over the counter, tackling you to the ground. He grabs the bag that once help your costume, and engulfs your head in it. You struggle and fight, but you can't escape your fate. The last think you'll ever see is "Spider-Man" backwards, before everything goes black.
YOU HAVE DIED! WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO NOW?
Wait...
You begin to wake up... You didn't die after all! You just passed out! And you were beaten with a stick afterwards and dumped in this forest to rot!
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This forest.
Suddenly, everything goes bright. And with a flash, the forest is filled with a foggy smokey haze. And from it emerges a visage.
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"Greetings, noble child. I am the Halloween Fairy. I sense great distress in your heart, and I am here to help you in your time of need."
WHAT DOES BILLY NEED?
D1. Revenge on the shopkeep.
D2. The loving embrace of a good woman.
D3. A new costume.
DuFresne
Sep 19th, 2006, 12:38 AM
D1
Dr. V
Sep 19th, 2006, 05:35 AM
D3
Archduke Tips
Sep 19th, 2006, 06:55 AM
D3
Juttin
Sep 19th, 2006, 08:18 AM
D3
Grislygus
Sep 19th, 2006, 12:09 PM
D1
Trash
Sep 19th, 2006, 01:28 PM
D3.
Trash
Sep 19th, 2006, 01:28 PM
ME AM MISTAR STOOPIDPANTS :(
Trash
Sep 22nd, 2006, 05:42 PM
NOW CONTINUE WITH THE FUCKING VOTING. >:
FartinMowler
Sep 22nd, 2006, 05:56 PM
D1
Darryl
Sep 24th, 2006, 12:10 AM
D3
Edit: Yay, D3 wins :(
Edit: James, continue the story >:
Chojin
Oct 29th, 2006, 12:59 PM
Attention, faggot?
Emu
Oct 29th, 2006, 01:03 PM
Yes sir!
Chojin
Oct 29th, 2006, 01:04 PM
Go tell James to pick this back up.
Emu
Oct 29th, 2006, 01:06 PM
I'm on it~
James
Oct 29th, 2006, 06:46 PM
fasdfasds
Chojin
Oct 29th, 2006, 06:50 PM
You are such a fag as well.
MLE
Oct 29th, 2006, 06:50 PM
but it's not halloween ;_;
Esuohlim
Oct 30th, 2006, 12:15 PM
So what happened to Billy why is this story about me all of the sudden >:
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