NEW GRAB BAG: "50 WAYS TO MAKE HALLOWEEN BETTER"

[Mockery]

Max Burbank's latest piece provides you with 50 ideas that will surely help you make this Halloween far more entertaining than any other one before! Well, that is, provided you have access to a neighbor who owns a dog.

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NEW GRAB BAG: "50 Ways To Make This Halloween An Unusual Departure From Past Ones!" -by Max Burbank
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/50things-halloween.php

Enjoy!

[MLE]

DO THEY LET YOU BARK IN DOGGY HELL OR DOES THE DEVIL FREEZE YOUR LARYNX OUT OF SPITE!!

this made me giggle

[Trash]

This made me get the lulz.

[Grislygus]

I love the whole

CRAZY
CRAZY
CRAZY
*happy!*
CRAZY
CRAZY

thing going on there.

[MarioRPG]

I liked the exclamation marks!

But really, very funny stuff.

[Chojin]

43.) They invented smoking, you know. To kill us all. That's what they're really like.

best max article in a while, i especially like how it seemed like a mradventure article at first

[mburbank]

Thanks, folks.

[doopa]

I started reading it at work but it was making me laugh too much so I had to stop before I got in trouble. Well done

[Gorlack the Destroyer]

19. Dont hand out candy, hand out bees!

[Jeff The Ninja]

That has to one of the best Max articles here. Its amazing how the best stuff in life is haloween related.

[Marc Summers]

I laughed through most, if not all of it. Awesome work.

[Trash]

Mommy hates a mess. Oh yes she does. Make a mess and get a punishment is what Mommy says.

I liked this line the most.

[mburbank]

Thanks guys!