Fear i have many.

[Gorlack the Destroyer]

I fear that Chojin will ban me. If that does happen know this. I loved you, all of you. You are the only thing in life that has kept me alive. I wish I could give you all a hug and kiss. you are all my brothers and sisters. Even though I will never meet you, drink with you, laugh with you and cry with you. I love you.

[Archduke Tips]

Why are you going to get banned?

[Gorlack the Destroyer]

Chojin just hates me.

[Archduke Tips]

He's just initiating you into the cult of true womanhood.

[FartinMowler]

if being a fucking bore can get you banned then so be it

[Immortal Goat]

That must be it, because his "I Love You" speech was almost directly lifted from the Valarie character in "V for Vendetta".

Jesus Christ, if you're going to be a whiny emo douchebag, at least come up with your own shit.

[Marc Summers]

I've posted many a thread where I clicked the Submit button where I was thinking "Today is the day I get banned"

But I'm also paranoid :/

[Gorlack the Destroyer]

That must be it, because his "I Love You" speech was almost directly lifted from the Valarie character in "V for Vendetta".

Jesus Christ, if you're going to be a whiny emo douchebag, at least come up with your own shit.

ahh so you notice things well. i did it purposely.

[Mike]

I'm boring and Chojin hates me and I'm still here. You've got nothing to worry about.

[GADZOOKS]

Yeah but Mike you are so charming.

[Mockery]

Chojin just hates me.
You can't be banned just because an admin/mod doesn't like you. It's only if you break the rules that bannings come into play.

[Juttin]

Yeah...look at me for example.


If they had a justified reason, all authority here would ban me in all ways.

[ziggytrix]

Number 4 on the "Bannable offenses" list when combined with an unpleasent visceral reaction to each posting of a new user has led certain admin to seem to "ban folks they hate" though.

Do not flood or otherwise intentionally "grief" the forums.
If you're here strictly to be annoying, you will be removed.


But waitamin, when were those rules revised? There's a bunch of new ones in there since the last time I overlooked, er, looked over them.

[ziggytrix]

but don't worry, even if they ban Gorlack, you can still log in as zeldasbiggestfan, right?

fuck, i don't even care if you are actually two different people, i really don't.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Fuck you ziggytrix I only have one account. Asshole.

[ziggytrix]

fuck, i don't even care if you are actually two different people, i really don't.

[Grislygus]

Fuck you ziggytrix I only have one account. Asshole.

Oh, look. the Image Hosted By Tripod has an opinion. This thread is about Gorlack getting attention, not you.

[Chojin]

Upon PERUSAL of the rules,

- Make sure that your topic is both worth posting and in the correct forum.
- Do not post to raise your post count.
- Do not reply to everything.
- Read before responding.
- Learn to take a joke.

And especially
This is not a flame board.
Nor is this a place to start your future stand-up comedy career. Be yourself. Unless you are obnoxious, in which case you should try to be someone less obnoxious. Do not try to impress us all with how funny you think you are. You're not, and we will remove you if you can't cut it out.

100% of the time if I 'just don't like someone' enough to ban them, they're breaking rules and being cocks.

Thank you for making this a new thread instead of posting in the one you already had on this subject, that was a brilliant move.

[Chojin]

For anyone reading the rules now and going 'HEY THAT APPLIES TO ME I'D BETTER HIDE :<', the only time we ever throw the rulebook at people is when they go BUH BUH BUH WHY DO YOU HATE ME I AM JUST A HELPLESS CHILD, LOST AND ALONE IN A BIG INTERNET

in other words, if you aren't an annoying fuckface, you have nothing to worry about.

[Misdemonar]

, if you aren't an annoying fuckface, you have nothing to worry about.

SHIT :(

[Archduke Tips]

SHIT :(

Misdemonar, I am drunk. How is that for a fuckface. I'll shit so hard.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I hope Im not a fuckface. :(

[Chojin]

i have terrible news :(

[executioneer]

did you not save a bunch of money on car insurance :(

[zeldasbiggestfan]

No I am a fuckface :(

[Sajuuk]

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