BASEBALL

[sspadowsky]

:love BASEBALL! :love

It is baseball season again, and my beloved Cardinals are off to a nice start. It's been a long hard winter of agonizing over depressing social issues, and I'm ready for a little Bread and Circuses action.

:love BASEBALL! :love
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[glowbelly]

hell yes!!! it's truly going to be fun watching the indians this year and i haven't been able to say that about them since 94 or 95!!

oh and i got me a new team to root for too: the phillies. might as well start paying attention to national league ball, seeing that i'm moving out there soon.

:love BASEBALL :love

[sspadowsky]

Hi Glowbelly! I might even get to play this year, so I'm even more excited!*

:love BASEBALL! :love

*- Just a local amateur team. Major League scouts, regrettably, are not beating down my door.
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[Wiffles]

Take me to the ball game ^_^

[kellychaos]

Take me to the ball game ^_^

Funny you should ask. I have a "Wiffle bat".

P.S. Had to jump on that before anyone else did. :)

[glowbelly]

shut up, cunt. (cunt comment directed towards whiffle. kellybelly snuck in before me)

sspad: what position do you want to play? i'm super skeered of playing as i just know that i would end up getting boinked on the head with a baseball or whacked in the knee with a bat.

:love BASEBALL :love

[sspadowsky]

Right field. My arm has sorta gone to hell, but I can still swing the bat and I've still got wheels.

Don't fear the ball, glowbelly. BE the ball!

:love BASEBALL! :love
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[glowbelly]

if i was the ball, i'd definitely get whacked with a bat.

oh, and on a happy note: :lol derek jeter :lol

[kellychaos]

oh, and on a happy note: :lol derek jeter :lol

It's the uniforms, isn't it? :)

[glowbelly]

no. it's his dislocated shoulder that might have him out for up to 6 weeks that has this girl giggling.

:lol

[Ninjavenom]

I watched Bleacher Bums the other day. Baseball movie about people sitting around betting on it. Funny movie.

[Professor Cool]

GO CUBS! :(

[The Unseen]

Im sorry to everyone but ive always hated baseball, playing it in gym is very :( and watching it is also :( . The major legue players are assholes too :(

[glowbelly]

yes, as i'm sure that you've met every major league player in baseball.

>:

:love BASEBALL :love

[Rongi]

GO LONG ISLAND DUCKS >: >: >: >: >: >: >:

[The Unseen]

All the red sox are assholes anyways :(

[sspadowsky]

GO CUBS!

I'm sorry, but the Cubs will not go. They will languish in the pits of the bog known as Last Place in the National League Central Division, because that is where they belong. Because the Cubs are losers, and losing is what they do.

Fuck the Cubs.

:)
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[Les Waste]

No, the Cubs won't be in last place. My team will be in last place. Not just the National League Central, they will be in last place in the entire majors.

Fucking Brewers. :(

[Ninjavenom]

GO SPUNGOS!

[Wiffles]

I once got hit by a baseball and my head bled ;_;

[glowbelly]

good. :(

[kellychaos]

No, the Cubs won't be in last place. My team will be in last place. Not just the National League Central, they will be in last place in the entire majors.

Fucking Brewers. :(

Are you talking about the national league central division or in all of baseball? I think that the Tigers not only have a lock on the american league central division but also all of baseball. Let the battle for the basement begin! :)

[kellychaos]

no. it's his dislocated shoulder that might have him out for up to 6 weeks that has this girl giggling.

:lol

I sense a Glowbelly conspiracy has had a hand in this. :)

[sspadowsky]

I think that the Tigers not only have a lock on the american league central division but also all of baseball. Let the battle for the basement begin!

Haha. You might be onto something there, kelly.

So Bobo, you're a Milwaukee fan, huh? Ouch. You might want to do what a lot of other midwesterners do, and switch your allegiance to the Cardinals. It's much more emotionally gratifying to be a fan of a team that doesn't suck. :)

Oh, and fuck the Cubs. :fu
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[Anonymous]

I used to be big into baseball, but last night's game was a good example of why I don't watch anymore.

Team-----| R | H | E
Cleveland 3 - 4 - 1
Baltimore 0 - 4 - 0

What an exciting sport.

[glowbelly]

i think so. the starting pitchers in that game were on the same team in arizona and were very good friends. it just so happens that baltimore's pitcher made a mistake and gave up a homerun to matt laughton, causing you to lose lose LOSE LOSER!!!

haahahhaHhHhahah!!!

[Les Waste]

https://store.theonion.com/uploads/sports_team_slogan_tshirt.jpg

:( :(

[sspadowsky]

:lol

I got that shirt for my friend for Christmas.

I don't take it as seriously as it may appear on this board. It's all in good fun. I just love baseball.

Except for that whole "Fuck the Cubs" thing. I really mean that.
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[sspadowsky]

Happy Birthday to me!!!!!

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:love BASEBALL! :love
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[Protoclown]

I used to really really like baseball. I don't know what happened. :/

[sspadowsky]

You were distracted by comic books. Rekinlde your love for the game by creating a comic book about baseball.
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[Carnivore]

Woohoo! Another season that will start with guarded optimism, turn to false hope by July, and end in despair come September.

http://boston.redsox.mlb.com/mlb/images/team_logos/50x50/bos.gif
Go Red Sox!

[Anonymous]

I HATE baseball. I was over at my sister's place since last week and she watched baseball all fucking day and I had no where to go and nothing to do except sit through it. Pure torture. I used to play baseball, but goddamn watching it has to be one of the most boring things ever. I waited for the commercials to come on and fell asleep during the game >:

hate baseball hate

[Les Waste]

Indeed, watching baseball is the goddamn pits. Even when I actually go to baseball games, I can never sit and watch the whole thing. I end up going to get ultra-expensive nachos, and then I get distracted by the $500 seat cushions in the gift shop, and one of the hundreds of televisions placed inside the stadium is playing something good, so I stop and watch it.

However, it is very fun to play baseball. But since God decided to drop several inches of white shit, that won't be happening any time soon.

Fuck you, god. >:

[Mockery]

I used to really really like baseball. I don't know what happened. :/

You wised up. :)

Baseball bores the absolute shit out of me. I don't understand how people can sit there and watch an entire game. If you're gonna watch sports shit, at least watch hockey or something instead...

[sadie]

i don't enjoy watching any sports on tv, but i enjoy the atmosphere of live games, and i love playing.

[sspadowsky]

If you paid attention to the intricacies of the game, you'd be amazed how much more is going on than you think. Especially when you're playing. There are so many different things you have to think about all at the same time, and so many things you have to anticipate. Plus, the history is awesome. Except for the part about not letting black people play until 1947. Other than that, the game is rife with great legends, games, traditions; hundreds of colorful players and personalities...... I could literally go on for hours.

Plus, you have to admit it's not an easy sport. The pros may make it look like it's easy to hit an 85 MPH slider, but I assure you, it ain't. Pretty much anything you see in a game is a whole lot harder than it looks.

I know it's not a game for anyone with a short attention span. But, man, there's nothing in the world that gets me charged up like baseball does. If I had the choice between playing music for a living or playing baseball, I'd pick baseball.

:love BASEBALL! :love
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[Mockery]

If you paid attention to the intricacies of the game, you'd be amazed how much more is going on than you think.

Yep...

http://www.pittsburghlive.com/photos/2002-06-01/PH_2002-06-02_tobacco-b.jpg

Intricacies. :lol

If I had the choice between playing music for a living or playing baseball, I'd pick baseball.

If I ever see you speak such words again, I will be forced to tear out your throat.

[sspadowsky]

:lol

A Philistine in our midst. :P Sorry, buddy. Baseball wins out. *exposes throat*
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[Mockery]

Hardly a Philstine my friend... I used to be into baseball big-time. Folllowing player stats, playing on teams, and of course collecting baseball cards like a mofo. Still, I'll be damned if I was able to sit through an entire game without wanting to end my life. :goth

Thank you. Your throat will now be donated to the charity of our choice.

[sspadowsky]

Still, I'll be damned if I was able to sit through an entire game without wanting to end my life.

Now, if you drank, you'd enjoy yourself much more.

The only reason I'd have trouble sitting through an entire game is because, by the fifth inning, I'm ready to go out and play.
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[Mockery]

Now, if you drank, you'd enjoy yourself much more.

And now we see where those "intricacies" you were speaking of really come from. They're the "intricacies" that aren't really there unless you're wearing your beer goggles. :)

[sspadowsky]

Haha. I give. I see I'm not going to win you over. :P
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[Mockery]

:imock

[kellychaos]

:imock

Must be nice having that card to pull. :)

[soundtest]

baseball :domosleep

[sspadowsky]

OUT OF MY THREAD, KNAVE! OUT!

>:
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[whoreable]

I used to play Tee-Ball. A real man's sport.

[Black Flag]

My fantasy baseball teams outfielders are Barry Bonds, Sammy Sosa, and Brian Giles.

I WILL OWN THE YAHOO FANTASY BASEBALL LEAGUE. >:

[noob3]

I played tee-ball, I was scared of the ball. On the tee. I wasn't very good at tee-ball.

[whoreable]

Ya I think I sucked at Tee-ball too. But I have to think that I would kick ass at it if I tried to play now.

[noob3]

They stuck me in the left field. Do you know how many balls went out into left field? None. Well, one or two. But I didn't know how to catch them, you know? My parents stopped comming to my tee-ball games. My coach was mean!

[kellychaos]

Ya I think I sucked at Tee-ball too. But I have to think that I would kick ass at it if I tried to play now.

Matt Hardy used to play "tea bag" but I think that's different. :/

[sadie]

i liked playing second base or shortstop best 'cause that's where most of the action was. ;)

[DiRt GuY]

Go Pirates!!!!!!!!!!!!:pirate face

:love