NEW GRAB BAG: "RESPONSES TO 'TRICK-OR-TREAT!"

[Mockery]

Why send the kids home with a bag full of candy and the hope for a better tomorrow when you can send them home with a face full of tears and a heart full of shame? Max Burbank will show you how to make this magic happen.

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/pics/trickortreat-responses-box.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/trickortreat-responses.php)
NEW GRAB BAG: "RESPONSES FOR WHEN THEY SAY "TRICK-OR-TREAT!" -by Max Burbank
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/trickortreat-responses.php

Enjoy!

[RaNkeri]

Why send the kids home with a bag full of candy and the hope for a better tomorrow when you can send them home with a face full of tears and a heart full of shame? Max Burbank will show you how to make this magic happen.

:lol

[mburbank]

Hey, Mox, the link is right, but it says it's to Rip-off costumes, which YOU wrote, not me.

[MarioRPG]

I KNEW this would be a Max Burbank article.
AAAAAAAAAAAHH! AAAAAAAAAAGH! SWEET fuckin' CHRIST, my HEART! Shit, man. SHIT! That is the fuckin' scariest costume I have ever seen in my life, I thought you were gonna fuckin' murder me. I'm just kidding. You look like crap.
Hilarious. The last dog one made me laugh for like a minute.


Oh, and you have a typo scared as sacred in there somewheres.

[Protoclown]

Great stuff, Max!

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Awesome article Monsiur Burbank.