Zod becomes ruler of the world, how do you cope with it?

[CrystalTitan1]

A new world order has been enforced, a dictatorship that instills within you, fear, fear for your very lives, and the lives of the ones you care about, how do you handle it?

[Grislygus]

Zod is already ruler of the new world order. Apparently, you handle it by being in denial.

[Johnny Couth]

How do I handle it? I bow, I bow before Zod.

[Eddie]

I just want to say that zod will one day bow before Jesus !

[Eddie]

who wants to bow before someone who was defeated. In the end of superman 2 zod got his fingers crushed by superman and cried like a little girl and got thrown up against a ice wall. Ursa also got punced in the face by Lois lane. Non he is just a retarted animal. Good always wins over evil!

[Grislygus]

"retarded"

[Eddie]

I know I am retarted but that is besides the point! I thought you were my home e on my side!

[Grislygus]

No, I mean you spelled it wrong.

And if by on "your" side you mean that I'm a christian, then yes, I am. If by on "your" side you mean that I think you're awesome, then no, unless you mean in an Andy Kaufman way.

Really, I understand that your intentions are good and all, but it strikes me as oddball to preach on a chatroom.

[Eddie]

Hey it is all good as long as the gospel is being preached. Jesus told us to Go Ye and preach the gospel to every living creature. As a matter of fact I have a song called, Go Ye! I have 2 cds out on the market.

[kahljorn]

How many people on this message board use the word, "Retarted"?

[Grislygus]

Lord knows. It only started bugging me after sadie pointed it out.

DAMN YOU, EDUCATION. DAMN YOU I SAY!

[kahljorn]

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THEM AT THE SAME PLACE AT THE SAME TIME?

I'm just saying: maybe they're the same person.

[Eddie]

you said how many people use the word, retarted. I think the whole general zod thing is retarted. Just the fact that we all answer these silly things is retarted :)

[Uncle_Sham]

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THEM AT THE SAME PLACE AT THE SAME TIME?

I'm just saying: maybe they're the same person.

who is this?

[Grislygus]

you said how many people use the word, retarted. I think the whole general zod thing is retarted. Just the fact that we all answer these silly things is retarted :)

You lost me. This has to do with putting a "d" in "retarded", how...?

[Uncle_Sham]

does kahljorn mean sadie and eddie r duh same persun?

[kahljorn]

sadie isn't the one who uses the word retarted, to the contrary, she's the one who usually corrects people for using the word.

[Esuohlim]

It boggles the mind how people can fuck that word up that way.

[Eddie]

Hey now watch the language on my site! :)

[CrystalTitan1]

May I remind you all that this forum is about how you personally deal with the fact that Zod rules the world. Get back to buisness on my thread!

Zod
:lurker
non-bowers

[Goat Cheese]

I'd probably post on this forum.

[Autrach Sejanoz]

I'd pledge eternal loyalty to THE ALMIGHTY ZOD!!

[george]

uh, i would just like to point out that although SUPERMAN got the better of ZOD once is not really such an embarrassing loss compared to Jesus getting nailed to a tree by a bunch of swarthy types and dying.

[Grislygus]

I remember you now. Crap.

[Womti]

iSUPERMAN more like superjew amirite

[Eddie]

uh, i would just like to point out that although SUPERMAN got the better of ZOD once is not really such an embarrassing loss compared to Jesus getting nailed to a tree by a bunch of swarthy types and dying.
Did you know that after Jesus died He went to hell kicked the devils but, took back the keys of hell and death:fu

[Esuohlim]

Oh man he kicked them? Did he also steal their lunchboxes :eek

[arg_zombies]

ha this is so degrading

Firstly, this is a thread about what you'd do if the world was under ZOD'S REIGN.
Secondly, I know this might be hard to understand, but maybe, just maybe, eddie, you should take on the opinion that maybe there is no god? You should be more open-minded, don't just firmly set yourself on 'TEH GODZOR WIL SAVES US!!!11', because in a time of need, it's not gonna happen. IF you were a true bible basher, you'd know that it says that God stepped back, and decided never to meddle with the Earth, as he gave everyone the freedom to do as they chose. this means that Jesus won't come down and redeem us again because, to be honest, the first time, if there was one, was a sneaky little strike from him upstairs, as it actually was an infringement of our freedom to sin ourselves away.

So yeah.

If I was under Zod's rule, I wouldn't be - I'd be up there at the top with him ;)

[Eddie]

you my friend are lost

[The Leader]

You came back after not posting for three years just to post in a three year old thread?

[Zhukov]

I guess I would bow down to Zod. That's how I would cope with it. Wait? And old fucking thread you say?

[Pentegarn]

I thought Lost was a show, not a person

[Evil Robot]

If you ask me Zod would be able to get the job done when it comes to dealing with congress. His presence on earth would unite the world in fear thus ending all war and bringing peace. Zod would bring us swift and vengeful health care reforms since he doesn't want his slaves dieing early.
I say how would we cope if Zods not in charge!

[HickMan]

This is the worst fucking thread in existence

[Eddie]

If zod is the ruler of the world then he would have the money to transplant his hair!

[dextire]

If Zod was the the ruler of the world he would make us transplant our hair to look like his. :)

[kahljorn]

if zod was ruler of the world his hair would be like the hair that homer had transplanted off that prison dude from that one simpsons tree house of horror :O

[executioneer]

here's how i cope with it

i lock this thread