BURACKBUBERREE PEARRU PIKATORS

[Chojin]

i got the new blackberry pearl (www.blackberrypearl.com) and i took some PHOTOS.

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/digi/bb061001/gw1.jpg

DUBYA 04

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/digi/bb061001/gw2.jpg

HE IS A UNITER, NOT A DIVIDER

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/digi/bb061001/gw3.jpg

OF CARS

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/digi/bb061001/car1.jpg

ZOOM SIRIUS

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/digi/bb061001/car2.jpg

ZOOM SKY

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/digi/bb061001/car3.jpg

ZOOM CAT

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/digi/bb061001/fyb1.jpg

Spot a pots are the best place to go for informed political commentary

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/digi/bb061001/fyb2.jpg

just for jix

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/digi/bb061001/residentevil.jpg

RESIDENT... EVIL

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/digi/bb061001/spacespider.jpg

ZOOM

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/digi/bb061001/stealth.jpg

STEALTH MODE

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/digi/bb061001/thering.jpg

THE RING!

So the camera takes pretty OK pictures in daylight, and at 1280x1024. In any low light it turns to penis.

[FartinMowler]

not bad for 1.3 pixels...too bad I can't use these Blackberries for my business :/ I need something I can load and see Word and excel files.

[Fathom Zero]

The HP Jornada would work for you.

[Juttin]

GEORGE BUSH IS THE BEST PRESIDENT WE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE HAVE EVER HAD :|

[Ketamine]

GEORGE BUSH IS THE BEST PRESIDENT WE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE HAVE EVER HAD :|
http://friends.timway.com/photos/Eddielwy/fat%20kid12.jpg

[Juttin]

Yes, Yes, I'm fat. That quote was from one of the pics.

[Juttin]

Well, at least everybody has their weapon against me when it's
Mock Wars time. In the form of unfunny Fat Joke--OOOH!OOH!
I HEAR AN ICE CREAM TRUCK!

[FartinMowler]

The HP Jornada would work for you.

I already have a Palm TX...something with a phone/wireless internet/mp3 player and can handle word and excel would be great.

[Chojin]

juttin would you mind shutting the fuck up

it's obvious you really hate being fat and all but srsly calm down i don't need to hear about it in every thread

[Juttin]

Well, I didn't start it here, did I?

I don't see what the big deal is. I post a picture of myself,
and now all of a sudden I'm the "Token Fat Guy" >:

[Sam]

Who cares, just shut up.

[Juttin]

I'm trying, but everybody likes to mention it in EVERY THREAD >:

[Yggdrasill]

Is it ok to think Chojin is cool?

Note: Did not call out Juttins diabetes

[Juttin]

/SAAAAAAAARCASM!


Diabetes is for people who EAT TOO MUCH.

[Juttin]

Hey, since we are calling peoples' faults, let's do yours

YOU LIKE MEN. SERIOUSLY
YOU LIKE TO POUND ASS.

OH MY GAWD! SOMEBODY CALL THE YMCA!

WATCH OUT, GUYS.
"FAG" ISN'T DEROGATORY HERE ANYMORE!

You should have a doctor see your wrist, it's kinda limp.

HE'S HERE. HE'S QUEER. GET USED TO IT >:

[Yggdrasill]

If liking dudes is a fault, then that crack in the earth you made when you couldn't resist that last 3 boxes of hamburger helper must also be a fault. Fault line. >:

[Juttin]

I don't eat lunch or breakfast, and dinner is kind of rare >:

Plus, Hamburger Helper is gross :X

So, I still have a point

[Geggy]

blackberry is the devil (http://news.independent.co.uk/world/science_technology/article1777821.ece)

[Juttin]

I'm tempted to make up a name that complements your, well,
"Special Differences"

Fairy? No, too obvious.

Ah, screw it.

Fag >:

[Juttin]

I'm a horrible homophobe :(

[GADZOOKS]

Why can't you stop? You won't stop! Somebody stop him!

[Yggdrasill]

I'm sorry everybody for giving juttin stupid things to respond too.

On topic: I wish I could afford something like a blackberrry. Also has anyone heard of some kind of "bumblebee" ring tone? It's some kind ringtone that only young people can hear i've only heard about it from 2 law and order episodes. I want it if it is real.

[Juttin]

What? How would it work?
special sound frequencies?
They would have to hear it to work on it
So, it's kinda unrealistic :/

[Chojin]

listen you fat son of a bitch, shut your flapping cheeks and listen to what i've got to say.

you need to go be fat somewhere else for a while. no one cares about you being fat. least of all me, in this thread of threads.

ygg do u hav msn

[Geggy]

You can get it for 99 dollars (or free after rebate) at www.wirefly.com. I bought my sidekick II for 70 bucks (30 bucks after rebate) there.

I bet chojin threw away 400 dollars on it. haha sucker

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Wow. I thought I was touchy when I was called fat. Anyway, I was going to get a blackberry a few days ago but decided not to and I have to stick to an old shitty one. A Kodak DC3200. God this thing sucks. The flash completely washes out the picture and its damn near impossible to get any good light in this house of mine.

[Chojin]

i am paying $190 for the phone and i pay $10/mo for 2000 minutes and unlimited data

SUCKER

That price you see there is for like, a lifetime of servitude to t-mobile, geggy.

[executioneer]

chojin myyyy cameraphone has night mode :x

[MetalMilitia]

Night mode is just secret camera code for 'crap quality'.

[executioneer]

bullhonkey it's code for "don't use this mode to take pictures of moving stuff unless you like blurs"

[executioneer]

i also have a LED flash so nyeah

[Chojin]

i just found out i have night mode too ;< i also have an led flash ;<

[Fathom Zero]

Whoa, that thing is like sex in the palm of your hand.

[Juttin]

I'm tempted to make a horrendus masturbation joke :/

[Sam]

Everything you do is horrendous.

[Juttin]

I appreciate you too, Sam.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm tempted to make a horrendus masturbation joke :/

That was the joke.

[Jixby Phillips]

thanks for the one for me!

[Juttin]

/me Also appreciates you :rolleyes

[GADZOOKS]

I'm tempted to make a fat joke but I won't because Juttin will blubber about it for 3 threads and 8 pages.

whoops.

[Juttin]

I appreciate you all. Yep.

[Azrael]

Any thread that has the line "Go be fat somewhere else" is a winner.

[Juttin]

ATHF =LOL

HAY GUYS, ATHF!

[GADZOOKS]

Ate The Hole Feast?

[Yggdrasill]

listen you fat son of a bitch, shut your flapping cheeks and listen to what i've got to say.

you need to go be fat somewhere else for a while. no one cares about you being fat. least of all me, in this thread of threads.

ygg do u hav msn

Yes I have msn, but i'm probably going to be shunned from the forums again soon so uhm, hmm... Standardrhinovixen@msn.com

Talktomeerverybody!