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Jixby Phillips
Apr 3rd, 2003, 08:30 PM
I'M IN WUV WITH A GIRL ON THE INTERNET WHO LIVES IN MAINE, IT HURTS TO BE SO FAR AWAY FROM HER, TALKING TO HER ON THE INTERNET IS FUN BUT I WANT TO BE KISSING HER INSTEAD OF CYBER KISSING HER

PLEASE HELP ME OUT HERE, I ACM CRYING SO HARD THAT I CAN NOT STAND IT

::GIVES EVEYRBODY WHO REPLIES A MILLION DOLLARS::

PS DON'T BE A JERK ABOUT THIS THIS IS VERY SERIOUS THESE ARE MY FELLINGS WE ARE TALKING ABOUT HERE

::DOESN'T GIVE ANY MONREY TO THE JERKS::
James
Apr 3rd, 2003, 08:32 PM
U SED U WUVED ME!!!!!!11 >: :( :tear
Jixby Phillips
Apr 3rd, 2003, 08:35 PM
U SED U WUVED ME!!!!!!11 >: :( :tear

I am abandoning this thread.

Thanks a bunch, ******.
Professor Cool
Apr 3rd, 2003, 08:40 PM
road trip :)
CaptainBubba
Apr 3rd, 2003, 09:21 PM
I'm going to be serious cuz I have a simmilar problem. :/

For the time being try not to drive yourself crazy about it. She can't read your mind over in Maine and all the energy you spend going crazy thinking about her is wasted.

You should set up a time when you can see her. There isn't much else you can do unless you plan on changing your life for her. :/

And make her a pie for when you visit. :) Everybody loves pie.
Anonymous
Apr 3rd, 2003, 10:45 PM
hahahaha
The Unseen
Apr 4th, 2003, 07:48 AM
COME TO MY HOUSE LOL MAINE IS 15 MUNITES AWAY WE COULD GET HER PIE
glowbelly
Apr 4th, 2003, 09:05 AM
do i spot luke and estelle sitting in a tree?

:eek :eek :eek :eek
!!!!
Apr 4th, 2003, 11:45 AM
but i don't like pie
CaptainBubba
Apr 4th, 2003, 11:57 AM
WE COULD GET HER PIE

He'll MAKE the pie himself. Dick. >:

Chojin makes me want to become a detective so I can learn how to solve mysteries. :eek
!!!!
Apr 4th, 2003, 12:05 PM
but i don't like pie
CaptainBubba
Apr 4th, 2003, 12:09 PM
Yes you do.
!!!!
Apr 4th, 2003, 12:31 PM
i hate pie.
glowbelly
Apr 4th, 2003, 01:25 PM
!!!! likes frosting
Cybernetico
Apr 4th, 2003, 03:19 PM
Earlier we played a game of breakout in school (someone says a topic and you have 30 seconds to put down as many things about it as possible, it works like Family Fued without Luie Andersons face blinding you) and i was score-keeper. I had to write the score on the board

I wrote "ixnay on da' hombré" on the board

One of the topics was pie :/
The Unseen
Apr 4th, 2003, 03:42 PM
breakout= javanoid??
glowbelly
Apr 4th, 2003, 03:52 PM
what the fuck are you 2 talking about?
Jixby Phillips
Apr 4th, 2003, 04:18 PM
*AHEM*
glowbelly
Apr 4th, 2003, 04:37 PM
that's exactly what i meant when i said what i said up there.
GADZOOKS
Apr 4th, 2003, 06:15 PM
Mr. jixby Phillips

i suggest you tell this girl to meet you somehwere between Maine and California, Like Missouri, so it's kinda cheaper for the most. If this girl really loves you, she would be happy to obliged.
Esuohlim
Apr 4th, 2003, 11:46 PM
How would Colin Mochrie even know where Missouri is?
The Unseen
Apr 4th, 2003, 11:50 PM
he isnt really colin mochire :/
!!!!
Apr 5th, 2003, 12:06 PM
http://geocities.com/alf_saved_jesus/justingrab.txt
Esuohlim
Apr 5th, 2003, 01:47 PM
he isnt really colin mochire :/

It was making fun of how Colin Mochrie is canadian.

Try to get the joke next time, all right?
Jixby Phillips
Apr 6th, 2003, 12:54 AM
*AHEM*
Esuohlim
Apr 6th, 2003, 01:16 AM
This is a tough problem Jixby. I don't know any solution that doesn't involve spending a lot of money. :(

But if you're willing to spend a lot of money, take a road trip to Maine. Bring a laptop to make a website about all the wacky adventures you have on your cross-country trip and call it "Jixby Phillips' Wacky Trip to Maine LOL".

Once you make it to Maine, she'll be ecstatic to see you. You'll run at eachother in slow motion through the corn field, and then kisses commence. Maybe later, some secks. ;) :)

Then you'll live happily ever after. :(
Jixby Phillips
Apr 6th, 2003, 01:22 AM
ARE YOU A VIRGIN OR SOMETHING :rolleyes
Jixby Phillips
Apr 6th, 2003, 01:30 AM
*OBVIOUSLY* YOU ARE
Professor Cool
Apr 6th, 2003, 01:57 AM
i always thought colin was funny, Gadzooks I didn't...

Now back to Jixby, all I can say man is find ways to get money and hop on a plane, trying to get there by car will be more expensive due to gas prices and well, you'll gonna have to eat something through the trip.

It's gonna take awhile but, when you get the money, it will be well worth it. Of course you can kill Esouhlim and sells his money to independant scientist.
!!!!
Apr 6th, 2003, 03:04 AM
http://geocities.com/alf_saved_jesus/justingrab.txt
MrAdventure
Apr 6th, 2003, 03:20 AM
SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH ANYONE WHO'S NOT LIKE ME
Professor Cool
Apr 6th, 2003, 03:39 AM
am I like you? :(
MrAdventure
Apr 6th, 2003, 05:23 AM
WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF JERK?
Professor Cool
Apr 6th, 2003, 05:39 AM
I dont think so...
Esuohlim
Apr 6th, 2003, 01:42 PM
You all fell for it, I didn't relly want you to take that advice. LLOLLOLOOLOL!

:(
James
Apr 6th, 2003, 10:22 PM
Jixby. If you're serious, then the answer is to not waste your time. This stupid bitch is clear cross country, and it's not worth putting effort into her, seeing as you'll never (or almost never) see her, and get anything from her.

You're better off finding some local sluts, instead of investing time, money, and emotions into some chick you don't know shit about.
The Unseen
Apr 6th, 2003, 10:28 PM
local sluts: a jixby phillips adventure
Protoclown
Apr 6th, 2003, 11:09 PM
http://www.novalogos.net/Heather/Sleepy%20Love%20Cats%201.jpg
!!!!
Apr 7th, 2003, 02:03 AM
YEAH JAMESMAN THAT'S A GOOD IDEA OR MAYBE HE SHOULD BUY HER SOME LARGE STUFFED ANIMALS AND CHOCOLATES HOW ABOUT THAT IDEA :)
Jixby Phillips
Apr 7th, 2003, 02:05 AM
I like protoclowns idea.

Fuck you assholes. I'm in love.
The Unseen
Apr 7th, 2003, 06:46 AM
Prove it :(
Jixby Phillips
Apr 7th, 2003, 11:32 PM
I keep her emails under my pillow and I cry thinking about them at work and at school :(
Jixby Phillips
Apr 10th, 2003, 09:44 PM
I just got off the phone with her. Fuck, I just want to move in with her and never leave the house. We wouldn't need to! We'd have each other :(

To say I love this girl would be an insult and an understatement to my true feelings for her. She's like god to me :(
Jixby Phillips
Apr 10th, 2003, 09:48 PM
That's it. I'm saving my money up >:
Protoclown
Apr 11th, 2003, 12:11 AM
http://www.nativefoods.com/photos/friends/love.jpg
Professor Cool
Apr 11th, 2003, 01:11 AM
Why don't you start a raffle Jixby?
xangeldavidx
Apr 11th, 2003, 07:21 PM
yer lame.. im sorry but c'mon do you know what she even looks like? and how long have you known this "god" pf yours?
Protoclown
Apr 12th, 2003, 01:34 AM
http://www.just4yucks.com/images/5x/59214.gif
Cap'n Crunch
Apr 12th, 2003, 02:19 AM
Where do you get these pictures? :lol
Protoclown
Apr 12th, 2003, 09:12 AM
Uhh...the internet?
The Unseen
Apr 12th, 2003, 11:23 AM
Are you stupic or something, hes in love
FartinMowler
Apr 12th, 2003, 02:02 PM
My good friend met this girl who was on a student visa and they fell in love so when the day came that she had to go home he saved his money and Flew all the way to Finland to meet the parents. So after he came home and decided that he wanted her so bad he ask her if she was would be willing to come back and she said no. Morel of the story is that this guy went to a lot of trouble for something that was great but fleeting :/
!!!!
Apr 19th, 2003, 10:39 PM
MAYBE IF YOU TOOK THE DICK OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO SEE BETTER :rolleyes
glowbelly
Apr 21st, 2003, 08:11 AM
http://www.ruscelli.com/images/pregnancy8.jpg
Jixby Phillips
Apr 21st, 2003, 06:51 PM
:(
dj bastard
Apr 25th, 2003, 05:03 PM
THATS BAD, I AINT GOT A SENSIBLE COMMENT........WOW !!!!
HOLY SHIT THATS REAL BAD JIX.........WOW........HOPE YOU GET TO BE WITH HER SOON DUDE...........
SHIT, I WOULD DIE IF I WASNT NEAR MY GIRL.