Having a shitty year. Read here cause its depressing!

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Okay so incase you havent heard yet Raul stole 40 bucks from me. I busted him and he gave me 36 back and said he was joking. If he was where did the other 4 bucks go? So he gives it to me in a cd case as a collateral with a CD in it. I ask him this morning if he has the cash and he says no. I give the CD to Taylor and he destroys it for me. I felt so fucking mad it was like... I dont know. All I know is thats the maddest Ive been in a long time. But I dont feel right about it. It really rattled me. I meanhow in the fuck could someone Ive know since elementary school STEAL from me? I mean sure it wore off every hour or so, but it always came back. And he still owes me 4 bucks. I just got done with my homework. It took me 2 hours, something that would normally take 20 minutes. I was so fucking distracted by the fact that this happened I couldnt think straight. Ive been so rattled by what happened Ive been a major asshole to people. And not like the "Im just jokin with ya" asshole I normally am. Ive been a shithead to people. I know I have. And at the time I dont care. But afterwards I feel bad. I have every right in the world to be mad. But I dont want to take it out on people but I do. I just wish this shit wouldnt have happened. Its his fault. I remember walking away from I building today so pissed I was screaming cuss words and telling people to get the hell out of the way. I remember people looking at me like I was such a fucking dick. Also today in World History Kevin tells me some kid I dont even know wants to kick my ass. Fan-fucking-tastic. Im fucking sick of this shit. I remember the first of 2006. I had so many good things. I mean decent grades, awesome friends, a girlfriend. Then in febuary things began to fall apart. I broke up with my girlfriend. March I move and the science fair around the same time. April things begin to get hectic in math and shit is getting harder. May Graduation, nothing too bad. June I find out that my ex didnt really cheat on me so there was no reason to break up. July, nothing too bad. Clerks 2 came out. August school starts. Setpember I find out that this girl I like is going out with an asshole and that kid tries to jump me for a buck. Now october, this happens. Shit man I dont know what the fucks going on. I dont know why Im having such a horrible year. November is coming up. Im turning 15. It isnt going to be fun if this downhill shit keeps going on. I tell you man if Raul didnt do this Id feel alot better. It just really shocks the shit out of me that a "friend" from elementary school could do this. Seriously 10 months of hell is not fun. Oh yay. My computers deciding to fuck up. God damnit I seriously fucking hate this. I feel like going out and destroying something. Wow this is long. If you read it all hope your not depressed. I just really needed to tell you people that shit is bad for me and I hope its alot better for you.



Yeah I took that whole thing from my xanga. Sue me.

[Juttin]

Oh shut the fuck up, you little bitch.


>:

[Juttin]

My dad killed himself 2 years ago due to my mom being a skank and LEAVING THE COUNTRY TO SEE HER "CLOSE FRIEND", SUCCESSFULLY PUSHING HIM OFF THE EDGE.
I woke up that morning to his alarm going off,
and him not shutting it off. I went into his room,
Naively thought he was 'Just sleeping', and tried to wake him.
He wouldn't wake up. I felt him. He was freezing cold.
He wasn't breathing. I panicked, and got my brother.
He called 911, and I spent the rest of the time trying to resuccetate him. I actually gave my dead dad Mouth-to-mouth.
They actually had to pull me away, fighting, from his dead body.
He was the most important person in my life.
I spend my days comtemplating why I am still alive, having thoughts of suicide, and hating every aspect of my life.
Good news, too. His death was "Perfect" for my mom,
who, just recently, brought that faggot she was cheating with over here and married him.

[Evil Robot]

Okay so incase you havent heard yet habibi was blown up in an isreali bomb attack and my pet was killed by hezbolah. But its OK since my father aranged me to be married to his business partner and then I met her and she was ugly but then she got thrown in jail for being out alone so its cool. August, the president of Iran said he was going to blow up isreal but its OK cause I think hes full of shit and then another bomb went off. December, would be graduating this year but the great satan destroyed my school and turned off our goats. I had an American CD once, it was your Bob Segur, but I gave it to my freind Akbar Jali and he destroyed it on me for being a symbol of decadence. He told the republican gaurd that I was an American sympathizer and they beat me unmercifuly. Later I had a non dairy milkshake and saw a carbomb go off. I think they said it was one of Saddams lawyers or something I can never tell since they explode so often. Yesterday I saw a roadside bomb go off and then afterwards a 12 year old girl came out of a house with an RPG and totaly blew the shit out of the survivors. It was kewl.

[Juttin]

That wasn't a fake story. :(

[zeldasbiggestfan]

My dad killed himself 2 years ago due to my mom being a skank and LEAVING THE COUNTRY TO SEE HER "CLOSE FRIEND", SUCCESSFULLY PUSHING HIM OFF THE EDGE.
I woke up that morning to his alarm going off,
and him not shutting it off. I went into his room,
Naively thought he was 'Just sleeping', and tried to wake him.
He wouldn't wake up. I felt him. He was freezing cold.
He wasn't breathing. I panicked, and got my brother.
He called 911, and I spent the rest of the time trying to resuccetate him. I actually gave my dead dad Mouth-to-mouth.
They actually had to pull me away, fighting, from his dead body.
He was the most important person in my life.
I spend my days comtemplating why I am still alive, having thoughts of suicide, and hating every aspect of my life.
Good news, too. His death was "Perfect" for my mom,
who, just recently, brought that faggot she was cheating with over here and married him.Ouch.

But I forgot to put in there that 2 people I know have cancer. 1 is cured and going well while the other just got rid of lymphnode cancer and now has bone cancer. Did I mention this person has a baby? Yeah. Shitty year. Howd he kill himself?

[Esuohlim]

Hey guys I'm at an awesome university having an awesome time with my awesome girlfriend and I spend every waking moment of my day not depressed.

And my dad is still alive lol

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Hey guys I'm at an awesome university having an awesome time with my awesome girlfriend and I spend every waking moment of my day not depressed.

And my dad is still alive lol That was fucking mean asshole.

[Juttin]

Oh. He took a bunch of pills,
and washed them down with Jack Daniels.

I feel like shit. I actually yelled at him the night before I found him,
frozen and dead in his room. He told me that he loved me,
and hugged me.
I told him that "He needed to stop worrying, nothing was going to happen to him."

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Holy shit man. That would suck. My dads like... my hero lol. Sorry about your dad dude that really blows.

[Juttin]

Hey guys I'm at an awesome university having an awesome time with my awesome girlfriend and I spend every waking moment of my day not depressed.

And my dad is still alive lol

Well, that's super. My dad is dead.
My girlfriend left me. I sometimes lie awake at night,
thinking of the ways I could just, end all the pain

[GADZOOKS]

It wasn't about his cheating wife, it was about his fat son who would never be a quarterback.

[Juttin]

YOU TAKE THAT BACK, YOU SON OF A BITCH.
MY FATHER LOVED ME. YOU JUST CROSSED THE FUCKING LINE.
IF I EVER SEE YOU IN REAL LIFE, I WILL FUCKING GUT YOU >:

[MrAdventure]

j jerseyboy????????

[Juttin]

NO! WAIT! LETS MAKE A FAT JOKE! WOULDNT THAT BE FUNNY!?
OF COURSE IT WOULD!
IT'S NOT ME BEING PUSHED OVER THE FUCKING EDGE!
IT'S SOME FAT KID, WHO IS FAT AND THEREFORE DESERVES TO SUFFER, AT THE HANDS OF ME!

[zeldasbiggestfan]

It wasn't about his cheating wife, it was about his fat son who would never be a quarterback. That was mean asshole. Where the fuck do you live Im going to nuke your ass >:

[liquidstatik]

no but srsly i bet you got real mad that he didn't make you some bacon and eggs before he offed himself

[zeldasbiggestfan]

no but srsly i bet you got real mad that he didn't make you some bacon and eggs before he offed himself WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! Damn you guys are harsh.

[Juttin]

THANK YOU, SIR. YEAH. THAT'S ALL THAT "REALLY" MATTERS.

I DON'T CARE ABOUT FOOD! I WISH THERE WERE SOME KIND OF
MICROPHONE FEATURE SO I COULD SCREAM THESE FUCKING WORDS TO YOU.

[MrAdventure]

http://www.i-mockery.net/threadbackups/juttindad/sunset_Lake_Weyba.jpg

GOODYBYE SON I LOVE YOU

[Juttin]

You know what? I'm done.
Be sure to read the Newton, Iowa paper tomorrow.
You might see me in there.
That would make all you sadistic fucks happy, wouldn't it?
Oh, don't read that comment,
it very obviously translates to "LOL BACON FOOD FATASS"
in your native tongue of "Prick"

[liquidstatik]

LOL BACON FOOD FATASS

[Chojin]

juttin if you would like to scream at us by all means record it and i'll host it for you

i'm on your side, slugger

[Esuohlim]

no but srsly i bet you got real mad that he didn't make you some bacon and eggs before he offed himself

hahaha I bet when he was giving his dad mouth-to-mouth he was pulled away because they thought he was trying to eat him :x

[Zomboid]

oh man I'm laughing way too fucking hard. This is the funniest shit I've read in a while.

Juttin, if you're gonna off yourself, can ya jump off a tall building? I'm kinda curious as to how much damage could be done to a car if you were to land on it. Plus, y'know, all the mcdonald's that comes out of ya could feed any homeless in the area for a while.

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.i-mockery.net/threadbackups/juttindad/ghostdad.jpg

JUTTIN ARE YOU THERE?

DID YOU WORK ON THAT SPARE TIRE SON?

[Chojin]

How come these things are never funny when I'm the one making light of dead dads?

http://www.i-mockery.net/threadbackups/juttindad/scchdr.gif

HELP IS ON THE WAY JUTTIN

THINK OF THE ONES YOU LOVE
THINK ABOUT WHAT THEY MEAN TO YOU
THINK OF ALL THE SNACKS YOU HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO YET

[GADZOOKS]

Because everybody likes Saad. Swanson's HUNGRYMAN XXL is the only people who would show remorse for Juggins.

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.net/threadbackups/juttindad/Dancing-Snacks--Set-of-3-Tin-Sign-I12159138.jpeg

♪ DING DONG ♪
♪ THE WITCH IS DEAD ♪

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.i-mockery.net/threadbackups/juttindad/Southern%20Fried%20Boneless%20Chi.jpg

YOU KNOW THERE IS ENOUGH FOOD HERE YOU COULD OF SPLIT THIS WITH YOUR DAD? MAYBE THAT'S WHY HE'S GONE.

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.net/threadbackups/juttindad/booker-t.jpg

A WHOLE POUND OF FOOD MEN LOVE

[ArrowX]

I'm 17 ANGST ANGST ANGST!

1# I'm sorry about your dad i really am but almost EVERYONE on these boards is gonna wake up one day and find out that their parents are dead.

2# every year is shity, for one good year you will have at least 3 that are shitty in sucession.

#3 zeldasbiggestfan don't whine because your bestest buddy from your childhood stole from you, hell I had a best pal since before kidergarden, do you know what he did when he was 9? he stole my copy of MArio cart and sold it at the pawn shop for money so he could buy his useless brother some fucking heroin, now hes an uneducated stereotype canadian indian who just sits around not paying taxes, getting drunk, stealing cars and doing drugs.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I'm 17 ANGST ANGST ANGST!

1# I'm sorry about your dad i really am but almost EVERYONE on these boards is gonna wake up one day and find out that their parents are dead.

2# every year is shity, for one good year you will have at least 3 that are shitty in sucession.

#3 zeldasbiggestfan don't whine because your bestest buddy from your childhood stole from you, hell I had a best pal since before kidergarden, do you know what he did when he was 9? he stole my copy of MArio cart and sold it at the pawn shop for money so he could buy his useless brother some fucking heroin, now hes an uneducated stereotype canadian indian who just sits around not paying taxes, getting drunk, stealing cars and doing drugs.
All true but I honestly dont really give a fuck what your demented friend did. I care what my "friend" did. I guess we all got shitty friends and I just now realized that we gotta all fucking deal with it.

[GADZOOKS]

You chub-tubs gotta stick together huh?

Like your legs do to the seats on the bus.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

HAHAHAHA. THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNY EXCEPT IM NOT FAT! Fucking cock sucker.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

155 lbs only 6% body fat. Yay for me.

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.i-mockery.net/threadbackups/juttindad/Apictureofmewithmyeyebrowraised.jpg

Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!

[zeldasbiggestfan]

That doesnt really make sense. Its only half my head. My head is huge though :( Make all the pumpkin head jokes you want :(

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Bet your fat as hell though arent ya prick face?

[Esuohlim]

This thread could use a whole lot less zeldasbiggestfan for serious

[Chojin]

why do you fat bastards care what anyone thinks about you

it's your choice that you're fat, it's not like someone's forcing you to pork up on happy meals

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A HAPPY MEAL THAT'S GIVEN TO JUTTIN
A: A DISTRACTION

[Esuohlim]

Hey Juttin what's the point of living if you can't give your dad a big hug once in a while? :(

I hear heaven is like a 24-hour all-you-can-eat buffet, man!

[GADZOOKS]

Juttin is going to print this thread out and attach it to his suicide note!

WE ARE IN TROUBLR :(

[liquidstatik]

lol his mom must have been real loose

otherwise it'd be like pushing a bulldozer through a mouse hole

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Not me. I havent made one lame ass joke. Or put him down. I know how he feels :(

[Zomboid]

Do you? Maybe you can go find a nice sturdy beam to hang yourselves from together :O

[GADZOOKS]

oh man like romeo and juliet :tear

[zeldasbiggestfan]

No thanks, I dont really wanna die like that. I wanna die in a badass way. Like assassination. Or a big ass fight.

[Zomboid]

Unless mr butterworth finds out about your passionate affair with his wife, I think you're pretty safe from assassination.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Aww man. :(

[GADZOOKS]

guys I think Juttin really died :lol

[MrAdventure]

:lol

[Jixby Phillips]

whoops!

[Zomboid]

You know what? I'm done.
Be sure to read the Newton, Iowa paper tomorrow.
You might see me in there.
That would make all you sadistic fucks happy, wouldn't it?
Oh, don't read that comment,
it very obviously translates to "LOL BACON FOOD FATASS"
in your native tongue of "Prick"

That's a lot funnier if you try to imagine him saying it aloud and interpret the spaces between sentences as pauses to catch his breath.

[MrAdventure]

http://www.i-mockery.net/threadbackups/juttindad/potato.jpg

IT'S THE ONLY WAY OUT

[Chojin]

man i deleted like 20 of zelda's posts and there's still way too much of him in this thread

[Dire Flamingo]

I feel kinda odd when the only thing I have to contribute to this thread is that I shoot this squirrel that keeps eating the birdfood in my backyard with a potato gun.

Sorry. :(

[Misdemonar]

Mcgruff is on the case!

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Hey Chojin, I know this is off topic but.... Is Sevenforce banned forever or only for a short time? Just wonderin.

[liquidstatik]

OH MAN I WISH THIS SITE HAD SOME KIND OF SYSTEM WHERE YOU COULD SOMEHOW PRIVATELY MESSAGE A PERSON WITH NOT-SO-IMPORTANT QUESTIONS

[GADZOOKS]

Guys this is about Juttin's demise.

He's in heaven with Evil Robot and Professor Cool.

Or whatever athes-hell is.

[Zomboid]

If he actually did die, he'll be here in the next day or so:
http://www.newtondailynews.com/obits/obits.php

[DuFresne]

Zomboid is a useful prick.

[Yggdrasill]

Eew fucking sick Juttin kissed his dad.

[eggyolk]

i lol'd :(

[Grislygus]

Hey, lookit all the emotional baggage. Juttin, your dad died, it's tragic, it's not your fault, you need to deal with it. Juttin, you're fat, it IS your fault, you need to deal with it, stop moping around, for chrissakes.

Zelda, you're an idiot. Every problem your having is your own damn fault. My life's going great. You know why? When I do stupid shit, I fix the frigging problem.

No thanks, I dont really wanna die like that. I wanna die in a badass way. Like assassination. Or a big ass fight.

My good friend was shot in the stomach while he was helping out in his synagogue. He bled to death.

Being killed violently is not glorious, you stupid shit.

[WhiteRat]

My good friend was shot in the stomach while he was helping out in his synagogue. He bled to death.



Was his name Oscar Romero?

[noob3]

where are these happymeals i came to this thread for guys

im starvin'

[Archduke Tips]

My dad died of cancer when I was 17. It sucks, Juttin, but you will get over it eventually.

I have a great job and a wonderful girlfriend now, so I can't complain. Life is good.

[Grislygus]

Was his name Oscar Romero?

No, his name was Zachary.

[WhiteRat]

Juttin, try getting on a regular exercise and diet. It will improve your self-esteem and you won't be a whiny one anymore.

[Evil Robot]

No, he won't get over it. Nobody gets over shit like that. I lost my father and then my brother in July. I deal with it by NOT going to a place on the internet that harbors the absolute WORST people to console with. I swear to god, I'm not sure you could find a forum that can match the level of abuse people get here. I've looked and I sure as shit can't find anything even comes close to this place.

This happened once before with Kalishnakov, he said the police shot his dad for being hispanic and everybody laid into him.

Don't get me wrong though, Juttin is still a douchebag for having a dead father.

[WhiteRat]

I lost my father and then my brother in July. I deal with it by NOT going to a place on the internet that harbors the absolute WORST people to console with. I swear to god, I'm not sure you could find a forum that can match the level of abuse people get here. I've looked and I sure as shit can't find anything even comes close to this place.

If only more people here would actually realize this.

[Fathom Zero]

Comedy Abortion.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I know a gorey death doesnt sound fun but DAMN will it look cool. Sucks bout your friend though Grislygus.

[GADZOOKS]

This is fucking depressing, shutup.

[Fathom Zero]

LOL My uncle shot himself in the head last year!
Isn't that funny?!

[Misdemonar]

I split my legs for justice!

[zeldasbiggestfan]

My friend Johnny capped himself in the head because he was addicted to herion, cocain, lsd, and marijuana! Isnt that swell?!!

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Zelda, you're an idiot. Every problem your having is your own damn fault. My life's going great. You know why? When I do stupid shit, I fix the frigging problem. Hey getting 40 bucks stolen from me is not my fucking fault. Besides Im in the process of fixing this problem right now.

[Archduke Tips]

Wallow in your suffering. DANCE PUPPETS, DANCE!

[Fathom Zero]

Well, my uncle had terminal prostate cancer.

[Chojin]

I think fathom zero is MAKING A STAND, guys

and now for a joke!

Juttin's dad is so thrifty he decided to be a ghost for halloween using only products he found in the house!

[Fathom Zero]

What's the colour ribbon for Prostate Cancer, yellowish-brown?
I want one.

[Dr. V]

I'm gonna just sit back and watch where this goes.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I betcha Juttins reading this right now and hes probably pissed. Be seeing as he said "You know what, Im done" he probably wont do anything. STAND UP FOR YOURSELF MAN.

[Misdemonar]

Zelda, ur stupid hahahahhahah

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Zelda, ur stupid hahahahhahah Tell me why Im acing all my classes then asswipe.

[Misdemonar]

your cheating on your tests, I see you.

[Trash]

Hahahahahaha you people killed Juttin.

Atleast I hope you did.

[Darryl]

I lost my father and then my brother in July. I deal with it by NOT going to a place on the internet that harbors the absolute WORST people to console with. I swear to god, I'm not sure you could find a forum that can match the level of abuse people get here. I've looked and I sure as shit can't find anything even comes close to this place.

If only more people here would actually realize this.

Yeah, if I had things like these going on, it would not be something I would even THINK of posting on ANY sort of message board :(

But then, I think most stuff isn't anybody's business.

[Zomboid]

I added him to msn to see if he went ahead and killed himself. He didn't and now my fucking day is ruined >:

[liquidstatik]

aha, what'd he say 'bout it? :( is he going on a diet? :O!

[Marc Summers]

Jesus, somebody's dad kills himself and you make fun of him? I know it's I-mockery, but this is crossing the line.

[AChimp]

This is the greatest thread in the history of these forums :lol

[kahljorn]

Juttin'll fine he's a big boy

No but seriously juttin's alright, and i doubt he's taking this too seriously.

[FartinMowler]

this kid didn't get a big enough bag for his fat head, I hope Juttin get's it right :/

http://www.i-mockery.net/threadbackups/juttindad/bagonhisheadkid.jpg

[Mike]

Zeldasbiggestfan, what the fuck is your trip? Are you from a magical country where forty dollars is a lot of money? ARE YOU SERIOUS? Graduate from kindergarten and then get a life or die. Please. I couldn't even bear to read the whole thing because my brain went numb from your petty and insignificant woes.

[Archduke Tips]

Do you guys think we are too mean?

We should all move to emofagcity.

[GADZOOKS]

Thread Backups before more dorks show sympathty to butterchubs.

[Ninjavenom]

http://www.i-mockery.net/threadbackups/juttindad/sunset_Lake_Weyba.jpg

GOODYBYE SON I LOVE YOU






That is the funniest thing i have ever read on here, and i'm not even kidding



edit: This whole thread is the funniest thing i have ever read here. It's been so long since i have actually laughed out loud here, and even longer since it made me boistrously laugh like an obnoxious, fat, russian man. I don't think there are people on the internet worse than us and i love it.

[Marc Summers]

Well, I guess I don't share the same sense of humor as you guys, and will forever be a hopeless loser for feeling bad about somebody's Dad's suicide. I thought Juttin was annoying, but I guess there must be something wrong with me to not laugh at him about this.

[Yggdrasill]

Bury it in a time capsule for future generations.

[Fathom Zero]

Meh, it's sad. But this is the internet. Duh.

[Ninjavenom]

Well, I guess I don't share the same sense of humor as you guys, and will forever be a hopeless loser for feeling bad about somebody's Dad's suicide. I thought Juttin was annoying, but I guess there must be something wrong with me to not laugh at him about this.



He's a douchebag if he takes it personally. Granted, it's meant to be, but who honestly gives a shit what anyone else says or thinks on the internet? Especially here, where we are fucking infamous for being unnecessarily shitty to people who barely deserve it? Don't post something personal about yourself here if you don't want to be made fun of for it.

[Archduke Tips]

We are all bound to death. Death provides a welcoming restful home for us all.

[Grislygus]

It's not the fact that his dad died that's the target here, that's tragic. It's he fact that he opened up about it here and did NOT expect it to be instantly used as a weapon, that is the target.

You will notice WhiteRat making a wry comment based on my admission to losing a friend. There wasn't any malice in it, it was a skeptical jibe. If I had responded with "WTF YOU SONOFABITCH HOW DARE YOU YOU CROSSED THE LINE HE WAS A NICE KID YOU BASTARD IT WAS HORRIBLE NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME", then I would currently be roadkill.

[Marc Summers]

I know he really shouldn't post anything here that involves something tragic. That's what Loveline is for :rolleyes

It seemed to me that his Dad's death was the target, but it could be hard to tell :/

[Esuohlim]

I like how throughout the thread zeldasbiggestfan goes from strongly defending Juttin to becoming a passive bystander.

That's right you know when the big guns come out you gotta get out of the line of fire haha :picklehat

[GADZOOKS]

can we seperate this fag talk from the thread into a JUTTIN COMMENTARY THEAD.

[thebiggameover]

i was gonna post a mspaint pic of a graveyard, and all the graves would be normal size but juttin's, and make his the size of a basketball court, but then i thought that would be crossing the line....

[Zomboid]

aha, what'd he say 'bout it? :( is he going on a diet? :O!

I just added him to see if he'd go online and be alive still ( >: ) but when he went on I noticed I had my new cell number as the sub name thing and I didn't to risk making fun of him and then having him call me before he killed himself so I deleted and blocked him. Then I realized that would be pretty funny and I could record it so I unblocked him but he hasn't been on yet, so he's either dead or he found a really good all you can eat place :(

[Archduke Tips]

Let's just say that he found the best all you can eat place ever. Which is any place that has all you can eat crab rangoon.

[Dole]

Condense this thread into a couple of sentences please, I'm a busy man.

[Chojin]

waah waah I'm not dumb I do well in high school!
Seriously guys shut the fuck up I bet you didn't know his mom thinks he's the smartest person in the whole wide world too

This kid's got CRED.

[WhiteRat]

It's not the fact that his dad died that's the target here, that's tragic. It's he fact that he opened up about it here and did NOT expect it to be instantly used as a weapon, that is the target.

You will notice WhiteRat making a wry comment based on my admission to losing a friend. There wasn't any malice in it, it was a skeptical jibe. If I had responded with "WTF YOU SONOFABITCH HOW DARE YOU YOU CROSSED THE LINE HE WAS A NICE KID YOU BASTARD IT WAS HORRIBLE NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME", then I would currently be roadkill.

You still never gave me an answer. Did your friend happen to be Archbishop Oscar Romero, a man of the cloth who fought for civil rights for the opressed people of El Salvador? Because ol' Oscar was shot up by an assassin while giving mass. He even had the cup raised up and everything when he was pumped full of lead. Hollywood loved it so much they made a movie about him that starred Raul Julia, who you may or may not know, is dead too.

Coincidence? I think not!

[adept_ninja]

what because your dad died everyones dad has to die?!

MY DAD WILL NEVER DIE YOU HEAR THAT GOD!!

im going to call him right now...

[kahljorn]

"Condense this thread into a couple of sentences please, I'm a busy man."

I'm fat and life sucks. He's not fat but my life still sucks. Life sucks and that guy's fat.

[Grislygus]

Sorry Whiterat, but unless Oscar Romero was secretly a fourteen year old Jewish boy who played Warhammer, I don't think they're the same person.

[Chojin]

so juttin i hear you're having a shitty year

[Chojin]

is there anything we can do to help

[Azrael]

Well hell. I can't respect someone who passes up a perfectly good oppurtunity to rape their dead fathers corpse.

Chances like that only come once you fat fuck!

[Misdemonar]

Terra?

[GADZOOKS]

You idiots are getting off track.

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[Misdemonar]

Juttin can't enjoy father's day as much as anyone else.

[Tropical]

MY PAIN IS WORSE THAN YOUR PAIN MR. ZELDASBIGGESTCONSUMERWHORE.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

MY PAIN IS WORSE THAN YOUR PAIN MR. ZELDASBIGGESTCONSUMERWHORE. Go eat shit you cock swallowing Japanese fuck.

[liquidstatik]

ZELDA WOULDN'T SAY TAHT >:

[Tropical]

see? :'( YOU JUST TWISTED THE KNIFE IN MY HEART.

with your shitty geography. :)

[zeldasbiggestfan]

see? :'( YOU JUST TWISTED THE KNIFE IN MY HEART.

with your shitty geography. :) It was close enough ;.;

[Yggdrasill]

see? :'( YOU JUST TWISTED THE KNIFE IN MY HEART.

with your shitty geography. :) It was close enough ;.;

Hong Kong is in China if you had a map in your house that wasn't of Hyrule maybe you would know that.

[Grislygus]

Yggdrasill, you're allright.

[Fathom Zero]

Fuck this thread.

[liquidstatik]

Juttin no longer participates in the Father & Son picnics, guys. :(

c'mon. :(

[Evil Robot]

Maybee Juttin's father was that guy who shot up the amish school!

[Yggdrasill]

My dad killed himself 2 years ago due to my mom being a skank and LEAVING THE COUNTRY TO SEE HER "CLOSE FRIEND", SUCCESSFULLY PUSHING HIM OFF THE EDGE.
I woke up that morning to his alarm going off,
and him not shutting it off. I went into his room,
Naively thought he was 'Just sleeping', and tried to wake him.
He wouldn't wake up. I felt him. He was freezing cold.
He wasn't breathing. I panicked, and got my brother.
He called 911, and I spent the rest of the time trying to resuccetate him. I actually gave my dead dad Mouth-to-mouth.
They actually had to pull me away, fighting, from his dead body.
He was the most important person in my life.
I spend my days comtemplating why I am still alive, having thoughts of suicide, and hating every aspect of my life.
Good news, too. His death was "Perfect" for my mom,
who, just recently, brought that faggot she was cheating with over here and married him.

Remember why we are here people.

I can't believe juttin wants to kill himself over some man. Geez have some self respect miss juttin, men come and go.

[ArrowX]

Shut up, you!

Hey guys who wants to attend the father son daughter campout with me and my family? Campfire songs, getting drunk, fighting newfoundland folk, and pushing yuppies generators down hills!

[Yggdrasill]

Dont tell me to shut up.

[thebiggameover]

Shut up, you!

Hey guys who wants to attend the father son daughter campout with me and my family? Campfire songs, getting drunk, fighting newfoundland folk, and pushing yuppies generators down hills!

haha, your dad is a drunk....

[zeldasbiggestfan]

My dad isnt. HAHA.

[Trash]

Your dad gets drunk on hating you.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Your dad gets drunk on hating you. Your dad gets drunk beats you then rapes you. Have a nice day fuck face.

[thebiggameover]

Your dad gets drunk on hating you. Your dad gets drunk beats you then rapes you. Have a nice day fuck face.

dude, you really suck at the internet.....

[EisigerBiskuit]

I don't even know what happened here.


Did he ruin the paint on his house or something?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

It was Juttins ghost I swear!

[Grislygus]

You know, when I make a complete idiot out of myself, I duck and cover. That might be a good strategy for you to adopt.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Yeah I know. I think I should stop posting in this thread. Like FathomZero said "Fuck this thread".