NEW GRAB BAG: "NEVER TOO OLD TO TRICK-OR-TREAT!"

[Mockery]

If you're one of those people thinks he/she is too "cool" or too old to go trick-or-treating on Halloween, Protoclown is here to deliver a message to you. And that message is: You. Are. Wrong.

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/pics/neverold-box.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/never-too-old.php)
NEW GRAB BAG: "NEVER TOO OLD TO TRICK-OR-TREAT!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/never-too-old.php

Enjoy!

[zeldasbiggestfan]

God damn that was great! Awesome article Proto!

[Chojin]

hey actually prote I would like to go trick or treating with you guys, can we arrange that? :o We don't have anywhere to GO to do this really and no parties to attend ;<

[Protoclown]

Sure dude, if you want to drive down to Richmond on a Tuesday night. We can arrange something, I'm sure!

[MarioRPG]

That's sweet, now I don't feel so odd about going out this year. I shamelessly am following that "flaming carrot" guide from a ways back. I hope it handles well, my Halloween outings usually last 4 hours +.

[Dire Flamingo]

I'm 14 and being told that I'm too old to Trick-or-Treat. :( Basically my only friends that still go are going are doing "Slutty Nurse" and "Knocked up Girlscout" costumes so at least I can cling on a few more years.

[thebiggameover]

pics please....

i tot by going to a party and tricking myself i can do a keg stand and then treating myself to a hangover then next day....

[FartinMowler]

handing out candy drunk is fine for me :/

[Azrael]

I'll be roaming the streets in full corpse paint. I'm going to try to look more ridiculous than Immortal, but that may not be possible.

[Trash]

I'm going to try to look more ridiculous than Immortal

That is an inevitably doomed quest.