an unfinished bad poem

[die_coke]

when people do what you hate most
and dont reply to your insightful post
dont be sad and act all gay
they may reply another day
but if the days and months do pass
and still no one replies to your sorry ass......


????

[Grislygus]

When people do what you hate most
And expect you all to laud their post
Don't be harsh, just call them gay
They may repent another day
But if the days and months do pass
Then kick them in their sorry ass.

[executioneer]

i think "bad poem" is kinda redundant

unless you were perhaps born in the 1800s

[Esuohlim]

Did you seriously just write a poem about the internet

[die_coke]

Did you seriously just write a poem about the internet

Nope, I don't do anything seriously.

[die_coke]

when people do what you hate most
and dont reply to your insightful post
dont be sad and act all gay
they may reply another day
but if the days and months do pass
and still no one replies to your sorry ass
then take your computer on the run
to see if there still alive in Basildon
where you meet a girl called Sadie
she says "what a mighty CPU you have, won't you lay me?"
and you get it on right there, in the grass
now she loves your sorry ass
so heres the moral of our tale
the internet may be pretty swell
but dont forget there's real people out there
and some girls dont wear underwear

[Fathom Zero]

Now you're in Fantasyland.

[MarioRPG]

I believe those last 6 lines set the bar too high for further revisions.

[Grislygus]

When people do what you hate most,
And expect you all to laud their post;
Don't be harsh, just call them gay.
They may repent another day.
But if the days and months do pass,
Then kick them in their sorry ass.

If they keep posting on the run,
Show them the pain has just begun.
Begin a mocking potpourrie,
There's no shortage of insults, they will soon see.
It doesn't matter if it's crass,
Simply remember, they're of a junior class.
So here's the moral of our tale;
In the face of torment, any man will soon pale
But don't forget, there's real people out there,
though they should probably stick to Solitaire.

[die_coke]

to Grislygus

I imagine your poem being read in a posh british accent...nice though.

[die_coke]

I was reading in a book that I keep on a shelf
that determined at best, duties to ones health
you should not smoke cigerettes, or look at girls undressed
this vision alone can cause unbriddled heart ache and stress
alcohol is a killer and is also a social menace
causes people to streak during games of televised tennis
weed is fun for a while, till it makes you paranoid
or depresses you to the point when you contimplate suicide
a heart attack can be brought on by eating too much pork
there's bacteria, you will find hidden on your fork
if a pidgeon poops in your salad, please throw it away
this crap can cause heart disease, and excess teeth decay
remember to get up early, and to eat lots of fruit
so you live a long and boring life and be buried in a suit

[Fathom Zero]

That poem sucks. Put it on Myspace.

[die_coke]

Fathom Zero your sentances are always really short. What are you? I'm one of the few people in the world that don't have a myspace account. I just don't get it...

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Shouldnt this be in the Art Shit forum?

[Fathom Zero]

Fathom Zero your sentances are always really short. What are you? I'm one of the few people in the world that don't have a myspace account. I just don't get it...

How dare you. I find you a blithering attention whore, but I never said such aloud.

[Misdemonar]

I like vacumms because they SUCK!

thanks Bubsy :lol

[die_coke]

Fathom Zero your sentances are always really short. What are you? I'm one of the few people in the world that don't have a myspace account. I just don't get it...

How dare you. I find you a blithering attention whore, but I never said such aloud.

Another short sentance. Calm down dude, I was just noticing you don't write too much....