Juttin apology thread

[Archduke Tips]

Juttin,
Sorry I made fat jokes.

So tell me about some of your good qualities?

[Grislygus]

I don't think I made fat jokes, but just in case, I'll thow in my apologies as well.

Just stop whining already. Sheesh.

[MetalMilitia]

I'll apologize to Juttin for making fat jokes when Juttin apologizes for being fat.

Although I didn't make any but for the purposes of this post I did.

[Juttin]

Meh...It's cool, I guess. As long as this isn't fodder for more intricate jokes and such.

[Mike]

I didn't know that he's a fatty but in the spirit of this thread I'm sorry you're a fat-ass, juttin. I'm also sorry that you're a waste of space and that you're an easily offended mouth-breathing retard as well.

[FartinMowler]

I'm sorry your father died and left you fat :/

[Big Papa Goat]

I'm alright with this thread, as long as it isn't more fodder for Juttin.

[GADZOOKS]

I apologize to all the millions people who died being Juttin's waiter.

[Juttin]

:lol

[Archduke Tips]

Juttin,
How old are you?

[WhiteRat]

Juttin' ain't got nuthin' on this mutton.

[Azrael]

Nothin says lovin'
Like Juttin fucking the oven.

[MetalMilitia]

That sounds hot

[executioneer]

booyah

[RaNkeri]

What's with these Juttin is fat jokes? I mean, is he really that fat?

[executioneer]

he's fat on the inside, that's all that counts

[WhiteRat]

So you're saying that body parts are being stolen for profit?

[Gurlugon]

I'm sorry for hiding your insulin.

[Juttin]

I'm actually not very fat. Apparently, that doesn't matter here
I can put up with the fat jokes, it's just the
"HAHA YOUR DAD IS DEAD" jokes that hurt.

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[GADZOOKS]

Juttin, we are only doing these jokes because we want you to leave, that's all buddy.

[Archduke Tips]

My dad is dead too, Juttin. He succumbed to cancer when I was 17.

How old were you when your dad died, and how old are you now?

[kahljorn]

Do not pick/start fights often.
This is more or less an extension of the above rule, but it is a rare occasion when people want to read about how fat/gay/fat someone else on the boards is in every thread they open. If you find that you're doing this often, cut it out. If it's happening because people are harassing you, ignore them. Take it to the Mock Wars forum.

come on guys at least read the rules, rule breakers.

[Chojin]

i daresay this is a rare occasion.

[MrAdventure]

i coulda swore this thread was to prompt juttin for an apology, i havent seen this many stolen lunches since Assistant D A Dan Fielding worked over the lunchroom fridges

[Archduke Tips]

I wanted to apologize to him because I jumped on the bandwagon of calling him fat.

I don't really know if he is fat or not, and I don't really care.

This place is turning into Lord of the Flies.

[Juttin]

I was 13 when he died, and I'm turning 16 in 10 days

[thebiggameover]

good god man, 3years? time to move on....

[Juttin]

2 Years. It was May, not October

[Rongi]

is it true your dad killed himself because you'd never be the son he always wanted?

[Rongi]

i mean, that's what i've been hearing at least

[Zomboid]

I bet you wish he was still around to teach you how to drive a car, what with your big 16 comin' up and all. Then you could hit up the late night drive thrus after the buffet places close for the night :(

[Juttin]

is it true your dad killed himself because you'd never be the son he always wanted?

No, he killed himself because his wife was a cheating whore and he was in danger of going to prison.

[Rongi]

woah fatty, spare me your life story

[Juttin]

Hey, you provoked "My life story" by being an asshole

[Rongi]

calm down, sweet pea. you're just cranky because your blood sugar is low. i think you should tell your daddy to pick you up some sugar cooki-

oh wait

[Juttin]

I'm being "Cranky" because you are making fun of the only person who kept me sane in my life >:

[Juttin]

Although, it's my fault for posting personal shit on a site filled with sadists

[Rongi]

i seem to have forgotten this thread is an apology thread

juttin, i'm sorry that fatty foods are so very tastey to you.

[Sajuuk]

Mmm, tastys.

[sadie]

it's okay, juttin. i'm fat now, too.

[Fathom Zero]

At least you can walk, Juttin.

Though, before long you're going to need a Hover-round.

BUH-ZING.

[Archduke Tips]

I can't imagine what kind of deep personal problems somebody has to have in order to find making fun of a kid's dead father entertaining.

[RaNkeri]

I agree with RussoNWM.

Making fun over someone's dead parent gives quite clear image of what kind of a fucking retard you are, Rongi.

[ziggytrix]

You guys are right. What this thread needs is a good, cathartic CRY.

[Chojin]

seriously rongi what the hell is your problem

[Rongi]

I can't imagine what kind of deep personal problems somebody has to have in order to find making fun of a kid's dead father entertaining.

this is coming from a born again christian, ex-furry

I agree with RussoNWM.

Making fun over someone's dead parent gives quite clear image of what kind of a fucking retard you are, Rongi.

and THIS coming from some shut-in from finland

[liquidstatik]

its okay rongi, i think it's lol ;D

[Zomboid]

Me too. I don't think the anti-piracry crusader and the fin's opinion matter much anyway.

[WhiteRat]

Juttin I'm sorry for Darva Conger. Really, I am.

[Yggdrasill]

Juttin my dad can beat up your dad.

[RectalWart]

I'm sorry I missed out on the fun!

[Esuohlim]

Ok

[noob3]

i hear it's good money if your dad dies

and like

you're the new voice for yoda or somthing

[liquidstatik]

yeah yeah
my mom died like years ago and i got social security from it ;O

but she sucked and never had a job
so i only got like 100 a month. ;<

[noob3]

$100 a month that's like

100 jr bacon cheeseburgers

lol

[liquidstatik]

or 100 dbl cheeseburgers from mcdonalds [TAX NOT INCLUDED]