Is Santa Claus immortal? O_o

[Wiffles]

For the past couple of centuries, dear old Santa has never failed to deliver presents every Christmas. How did he achieve such longevity? Is there multiple Santas as there were Lassies?

Its a mystery ^_^;

[pissed off salesman]

thats because santa isnt real, and even if he was he wouldnt come to your house.

[The Unseen]

Worst insult ever :( And santas the shit >:

[kellychaos]

Everyone knows that Santas are elected. :rolleyes Then again, since he always has his evil North Pole Republican Guard monitoring the poles, it's not like the elections are truly democratic. >:

[Captain Robo]

Santa escaped to South America during the Nuremburg Trials.

[Mr. PickleFeather]

Santa lives off the souls of his poor victums, wait I changed my mind he's a robot.

[CastroMotorOil]

if i had 5 million dollars i could get away with two murders......

[Matt Harty]

Santa is real stfu! >:

[FartinMowler]

It's April you jackasses. Stop talking about Santa Claus and get a life already. Oh and he isn't real it's your mom and dad. :/

[Captain Robo]

Don't you believe in Santa? :(

[Matt Harty]

It's April you jackasses. Stop talking about Santa Claus and get a life already. Oh and he isn't real it's your mom and dad. :/

I didn't know it was only a december subject. :(

[FartinMowler]

I'm my own Santa and this year I got a brand new Jeep. What did your Santa bring you? If your Santa sucks trade him in on a job and some self respect. :)

[Matt Harty]

Santa got me a dildacorn!

[Wiffles]

Santa got me a Gamecube ^_^

[kellychaos]

Santa got me a dildacorn!

A dildocam ... is that for like ... pornos or sumpin' :)

[Rongi]

I hate this thread and the person who made it.

[CastroMotorOil]

for once i agree with rongi completely

[Rongi]

And I hate you too.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Wiffles, you said you were 13 right? Do you go to school at all?

[The Unseen]

Santas only real to the people that believ in him
(example)
Me: I like santa hes the shit :)
Santa: This kids the shit ill buy him stuff, the other guys can stfu :)

Evil Me: Fuck santa, i got a jeep he isnt real >:
Santa: Fuck this honky he aint getting shit >:

Would you rather be :) or >: ?

[Matt Harty]

Santa got me a dildacorn!

A dildocam ... is that for like ... pornos or sumpin' :)

I didn't say dildocam you... fruitcake ot sumpin'

[GADZOOKS]

Santa needs to go on weightwatchers

and im talking about your dad, harty :party

http://colin.mochrie.com/images/a18t.jpg MERRY CHRISTMAS http://colin.mochrie.com/images/a18t.jpg

[Mr. PickleFeather]

santa is a soul-stealing robot.

and a drunk

and a pedophile

everyone knows this.

[GADZOOKS]

http://colin.mochrie.com/images/a18t.jpg

[Rongi]

Who is this "GADZOOKS" douche bag :/?

[Captain Robo]

MAYBE YOU SHOULD MAKE FUNNY JOKES ABOUT HIS MOM ;) :)

[Rongi]

Whatever you say, champ :/.

[Captain Robo]

You suck.

[Anonymous]

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[Captain Robo]

You are not required to be funny or even interesting to post here, so please do not feel intimidated into attempting either. By the same token, don't exert yourself trying to be accepted by the community. 'Being yourself' is honestly the best way to go - you have nothing to prove and are guaranteed to fail in any attempts to shock or impress people by being an 'offbeat' individual, so just relax and don't be a jerk

Chojin, I have to question this part. I have tried to "not be a jerk" so many times around here. Nobody paid attention, I kept getting flamed. Maybe its not only newbies that need to read this.

I can be a pretty nice guy most of the time, but other people need to cooperate as well. Do you think i like to fight, flame, and cause disruption? No, I don't. There are few things I'd like better than making new friends. But only if people are willing to become my friend.

[Anonymous]

Content
You are not required to be funny or even interesting to post here, so please do not feel intimidated into attempting either. By the same token, don't exert yourself trying to be accepted by the community.

[Rongi]

You suck.

WORDS HURT MAN :lol

[Wiffles]

Good thing I never flame anyone ^_^

[GADZOOKS]

Captain Robo reminds me of drew carrey

Fat and whiny :(

[Rongi]

Good thing I never flame anyone ^_^


I guess they don't teach you "sarcasm" in school anymore :/.

HEY, YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOUR ASL ;_;

[GADZOOKS]

http://colin.mochrie.com/images/a18t.jpg He doesnt go to school, he's just trying to impress the chicks, and it's working for him....http://colin.mochrie.com/images/a18t.jpg

[pissed off salesman]

whoa wait a second. What if wiffles was the kid that shit himself in the arcade that that bastard SHUTUP wrote

[Esuohlim]

What if Wiffles was actually sarcastic in every post she makes an we don't know it? :eek

[Wiffles]

I had no idea I sparked that much contreversy ^_^;

[GADZOOKS]

Wiffles is a He, I suggest you should...

http://www.classictvfavorites.com/shows/GetSmart/title.jpg

[Mr. PickleFeather]

WORDS HURT MAN :lol

getting hit with rocks hurts more :bow

[Matt Harty]

Getting hit by me hurts more :bow

[Mr. PickleFeather]

not a big rock

http://www.angelfire.com/indie/acolytek/rock.jpg

[Jeanette X]

http://webpages.marshall.edu/~hartwel1/humor/MISC/SANTA_CLAUS_TIMELINE.html

[Esuohlim]

Wiffles is a He

Well, he sure fooled me. >: