Cosplay Faggot Annalysis

[John-Wayne]

I couldn't resist googling the term cosplay in images. I quickly found this monstrosity. Instead of just labelling them gays as a group, why not point out their individual, faggy attributes?

http://www.satyrnet.it/cosplay/tbc/cosplay%20yu%20yu%20hakusho.jpg

So, first thing I notice. Look at the badass in front, with his middle finger out like that. Wow, I'd be all out of his face, if he wasn't a crossdressing homo, holding a giant serrated buttplug.

Next you've got Chief Peterpuffer, wearing the big feathery native hat. I think he's got a gay sword back there too. That or he's giving himself a big plastic reach around. He also appears to be groping himself.

Next there's the tranny on the right. Well, tranny or crossy, still a fruity bastard. A flamboyant pink jumpsuit, featruing a gay look in his eyes, and a rose of some sort in his hand. I can't tell whether he's under the arm of Chief Peterpuffer or giving the old Harry Brawns to the guy with the plug.

Over to the right, it appears to be a disturbed, violated Marry Poppins. I mean holy shit, look at her (her?) face. Doesn't look like she wants to be photographed, there, with those people, in those clothes. But she is. That or she just passed a second stillborn. Moving on.

I'd rip more on her costume, if the Green Giant Faggot wasn't there. I'll bet him and buttplug have got the 'Finger Bang' down. That flower-hand-gun-gesture makes me sick. Why not just show us your rainbow complemented ass beads you faggot? This guy seriously does not deserve to live, anywhere.

Next to him is a retarded puppet. More worryingly however, is well... I don't know what that thing is. I can't tell whether it's a man, or a woman. I'm assuming it's a hermy. Every anime click has a giant hermy friend. For some reason, I think this thing has a day job; a women's hockey league player (dyke) nicknamed the Big Lebowski.

Finally the last one. A bath robe with a sealy wrap, with flip flops or without, is NOT a traditional japanese garment. More importantly, you're not even japanese. You're the whitest person in the photo. I mean holy fuck, can't ONE of your gay friends take you shopping at the Gap? Oh yeah, they're busy shaving their legs. I don't know what her paddle is for.

Well there it is. Comment on this one, or post your own. Maybe if enough people are offended, someone will put an end to 'cosplay'. Anyways, let's forget that last eyesore, with some good, wholesome, American values.

http://www.dreamworksfansite.com/preview2003/images/Old_School_One.jpg

[Esuohlim]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/sonithjackke/dougcos.jpg

ANALYSIS: DOGU FUNNIE

[ArrowX]

:lol The more you stare at Rogers face the funnier it gets

[Emu]

Is that guy's sword made out of starfish?

[John-Wayne]

Emu, you tell me.

[Bob the Angry Potato]

I'd quote it for truth, but it's too fucking HUEG so there's no real point.

Whoever's reading my post right now- go read what he wrote.

Weeaboo asshats.

Glad to see there's another Canadian here with somewhat- my outlook.

[Fathom Zero]

I'd agree with you 100%, but it's been said before by many people.

What I hate most is when men dress up as women. Ewww.

[Emu]

Yeah, the red-headed guy about made me vomit.
YES, RANKERI YOU CUNT I KNOW IT'S A GUY IN THE SHOW SHUT UP.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Im going to hurt myself because I know most of those charcters and like that show :(

[Misdemonar]

emu that text is hard to read you know, for pepole with glasses like me that hurts my feelings.

[John-Wayne]

Im going to hurt myself because I know most of those charcters and like that show :(

God help you if you're in that picture. I'll bet you are. I'll bet you're buttplug, aren't you?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Fuck no. Id never do a cosplay. If I did then I would seriously kill myself. I only watch some of it. Thats 1 of 2 anime things that I like. The other is Cowboy Bebop. So yeah. Im not too horrible.

[John-Wayne]

Fuck no. Id never do a cosplay. If I did then I would seriously kill myself. I only watch some of it. Thats 1 of 2 anime things that I like. The other is Cowboy Bebop. So yeah. Im not too horrible.

I have more respect for the faggots that dress as women than I do for the ones who dress as anime characters.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I dont get it.

[Grislygus]

He likes drag queens, not cosplayers.

[Chojin]

it's ok by me!

[Fathom Zero]

It's okay if you don't know, eh guys?

:(

[RaNkeri]

Fuck no. Id never do a cosplay. If I did then I would seriously kill myself. I only watch some of it. Thats 1 of 2 anime things that I like. The other is Cowboy Bebop. So yeah. Im not too horrible.

That doesn't make any sense. You claim that you hate anime, but still you watch it?

[Fathom Zero]

I hate the unimaginative. Those people in the Doug costumes look retarded, but in a funny, happy kind of way.

[Callum Creyshaw]

I like anime, but i hate the bastards who dress up in these horrible costumes. 99% of them are awful, and basically gives anime a name of cross-dressing retards.

[Grislygus]

I don't know about that. I've always disliked anime fans, but I figured the crossdressing was optional.

[Callum Creyshaw]

Cross dressing in cosplay is what I meant. No one wants to see a fat 22 year old dressed up as some chick.

[Chojin]

I appreciate how you all changed your opinion to coordinate with mine!

[John-Wayne]

I like anime.

Stop. Stop right there and get out. Get out of my planet you homo.

[sadie]

say hi to duke for me.

[Callum Creyshaw]

Many people have tried to make me leave Wayne, you can try but to no avail.

[Chojin]

I don't mean to burst your bubble, Crayfish, but people have to care about you first in order to hate you.

[Callum Creyshaw]

Yay :) :/ :(

[Misdemonar]

i had crayfish once, and i threwed up.

[Grislygus]

What?! Crawdads are delicious, you fool.

[Fathom Zero]

My friend and I caught one as big as a lobster in a drainage ditch a few years back. We dubbed him "Big Daddy".

[Sethomas]

John-Wayne I think you care too much about other peoples social constructs. and i think you might perpetuate them by giving them attention. and i think you must be very lonely and probably envy them for their synthetic fraternity because you realize deep down that superficial friendship might be more rewarding than your total lack of social skills. and this causes you to think that youre better than them because you have some kind of integrity that they dont but that doesnt help you in your lonely nights. i guess thats why you come to i-mockery. i guess its why we all come to i-mockery.

[Coca_Dolittle]

Crossdressing as an anime character should be like, the 8th deadly sin. I swear, I want to vomit everytime I see some girlboy claim to be Sailor Venus then scream at me for not being able to tell they're a guy. Eck.

[Esuohlim]

Sort of ironic if you think about it.

[BobDole]

I still believe cosplaying to be the one thing that can make you question your own gender and sexual orientation more than anything else.

[Coca_Dolittle]

Here here. I have cosplayed before... I was bound and gagged in a hotel bathroom and told I was going to be a schoolgirl or else... Needless to say, that experience will never leave my memory.

[DuFresne]

So... looking like a regular girl is one-hundred percent A-OK with you, but you draw the line at the school kind? So what, do you just not like academia or something?

[Grislygus]

He's too cool for school.

[RaNkeri]

http://pr4y.free.fr/images/img1221.jpg

Extreme!

[Coca_Dolittle]

OH MY SWEET LORD. THAT IS PRECISELY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! I must scrub my optical orbs with paint-thinner, now.

[Emu]

:notfunny

[RaNkeri]

:notfunny

I'M NEVER GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU! :tear

[Angryhydralisk]

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b150/supercoven/TheBestGundamEVER.jpg

[ArrowX]

Cool I remember when I was ancient too :rolleyes

[BobDole]

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b150/supercoven/TheBestGundamEVER.jpg

Greatest example of cosplay ever.

Ever.

[Angryhydralisk]

Since this is a subject of cross-dressing...

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b150/supercoven/gundammoon.jpg

Even more disturbing is how well is how the two group's (Gundam Wing's group of gay boys & Sailor Moon's dyke-tastic valley girls) fit together so well and are placed in proper alignment.

[Guitar Woman]

There is a sailor moon spinoff where these three guys turn into female sailor soldiers :(

[Angryhydralisk]

Sailor....Men, perhaps? :lol

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.cs.stevens.edu/~rbender/otakon06/regs/img_0816.jpg
:lol

[Angryhydralisk]

Holy shit, that's almost funnier than the Doug one! Bloo looks like a giant condom!

[Emu]

I would totally fuck frankie

[DuFresne]

I'm not sure if the person dressed as Mack is a guy or a girl.

[Guitar Woman]

I just realized what Frankie's shirt is >:

[DuFresne]

What?

[Guitar Woman]

It's the shillouettes of the Powerpuff Girls. I don't know how the hell I've never seen that.

[Guitar Woman]

I know I'm needlessly bumping an old thread here, but I felt the need to share this with all of you!
http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/310/1181444231407ag9.jpg

[Girl Drink Drunk]

So is that an actual picture of you or something?

[Guitar Woman]

Of all the characters I could bring myself to cosplay, Mr. Mime is not one of them.

[kahljorn]

what the hell is that thing?

[executioneer]

justification for being hit with an aluminum louisville slugger, i'd say

[kahljorn]

:lol 6

[Sticks]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/sonithjackke/dougcos.jpg

ANALYSIS: DOGU FUNNIE

For a Doug fan...

this makes me pretty fuckin sad. :|

[ArrowX]

I feel the need to go around and run amok at one of those conventions. From the sheer amount of the pics it seems that they are spontaneously held in many locations on a daily basis

Also GW would cosplay as the robot from FLCL since he no doubt fucking adores that show.