Holy shit whats happening to my town?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Yesterday a double murder suspect locked himself in his neighbors house. When one of our police officers when inside to take his ass out HE GOT SHOT IN THE FUCKING TEMPLE. Hes still alive and in critical condition. Back to yesterday. It begins to pour and the swat team is now at the son of a bitches hideout. They finally decide to risk their lives and go in to take this mother fucker down. What do they find? His pussy ass is dead. He shot himself in the head. So yeah. Wanna know something else? This shit is only a few blocks away from a church a catholic hospital and my moms job (The news democrat). What the hell man. This is insane. To read the whole story click here (http://www.kmov.com/topstories/stories/kmov_localnews_061109_swanseadouble.1f9b5ed1.html) . I hope this bastard burns in hell. Now what about your guys place? Is it as bad as this was or worse or calm? This is bad. We havent had anything that bad since the serial killer in 1988 who killed chicks and stuffed their bodies under a bridge at my FUCKING school.

[Emu]

From my experience everything in Illinois south of Springfield is a shithole.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

It isnt so bad here but now people are starting to leave the town. WHAT THE FUCK. All it takes is one person to fuck up everything.

[kahljorn]

there's been more bums and gangs and killings etc. here for the past 8 months, basically since the begining of the year. Los angeles sends their bums and paroles here.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Its like a tital wave of convicts is sweeping the United States.

[Ant10708]

Not really. Murder -suicide involving a 21 year old male and 19 year old female in Northport NY where I live. He used a high powered semi-automatic rifle

[Yggdrasill]

Its like a tital wave of convicts is sweeping the United States.

Lol nope this kind of thing happens all the time. One just happened by my favorite store the other day. Why are people leaving town?

[kahljorn]

i think part of the problem here is that the bums/jerks here are mostly a centralized populace so as the population increases their density in the center increases-- which just happens to be where i live.

[Sethomas]

I can think of at least two occasions of hearing gunshots while walking around Hyde Park (Chicago, lol to the idea of that happening in the London one), and another while sitting in my car in Indianapolis. OMG THE END IS NIGH. Actually, with one in Hyde Park I looked around to see if there was anyone dying that I could help and I didn't see anything. This was before I had a mobile cellular telephone, of course.

There was a murder-suicide when I was in middle school in the town I lived near. It had maybe 2000 residents. Shit happens, dude. When a forensic psychologist told me that the murder I almost carried out would have made national headlines, I was like "woah". But then I realized, no, it wouldn't. Evil is everywhere and everywhen, maybe it's a good thing you're not already used to it.

[glowbelly]

my photography teacher was shot in the head by her neighbor because he was upset that she complained about his music being too loud.

[FartinMowler]

:( [/quote]

[ArrowX]

Ok, Grande Prairie Alberta. More Meth, coke, and X than Edmonton, one of the most expensive places to live in northern Canada. We have at least 900 to 1000 homeless people with a population of only 40,000. More HIV/Aids than anyone else this side off the country. Worst Drivers. Serial Rapists, Boy Hungry Pedophiles. This town increases shittyness at least 30% a year. We also have cab drivers who are trying to sue for cops busting them for photocopied Drivers Licenses.

[Preechr]

That's why I have absolutely no respect for anything any Canadian has to say

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Its like a tital wave of convicts is sweeping the United States.

Lol nope this kind of thing happens all the time. One just happened by my favorite store the other day. Why are people leaving town? People are scared shitless. Especially people from other towns who tried to get away from this. The population is decreasing I guess you could say its big. Like 300 people have already started buying boxes and stuff. From walmart or from the hospital theyll buy or take empty boxes. Speaking of walmart... about 3 years ago a Vietnam veteran was murdered by a black guy right behind walmart. Son of a bitch had everyone withen a 10 mile radius piss their pants at the site of a 6 foot tall skinny black man. I remember my mom took me to walmart the night it happened and she carried mace and gave me a spare. It was hell for 2 days until he was caught. Fucked up part is that my school isnt too far (like across the street) from the plaza where walmart is. Fuck Im not too shocked this happened though. St. Louis is a hellhole and the people are moving from there to here. It was voted the worst city in the US for crime rates. Denver was second. Its a crazy as fuck world and it sucks we all have to deal with it.

[Fathom Zero]

Jesus Christ, I couldn't live like that. You have a very protective mother. People die around here all of the time. I even remember laughing, quite hard, when they found a bloody barbell wrapped in a t-shirt outside of a toll booth not far away. I dunno why I found it funny. Then there was that soldier that got shot at an ATM in a botched robbery attempt. This doesn't account for all of the rest of the assorted murders, suicides, accidents, maimings, et cetera that happen.

Lawton is slowly growing due to the extra troops. Crime will folllow.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I hate convicts man. If I could Id go up to one who was unarmed and just yell "HEY!! YOU SIR ARE AN ASSHOLE CASSEROLE!" And then laugh because I said asshole cassarole. But still man what the fuck is the point of killing someone you dont even know? And if you do know em then its even worse because you KNOW them. Jesus. And yes my mom was protective. I was about 12 then so yeah. 3 years ago. She isnt now though which is good because shed shit herself is she saw how crazy people are at my school when I was 12.

[FartinMowler]

There are places that someday you won't need to live in fear, if you take the time to find them.

[ArrowX]

not 3 weeks goes by without some Native coming in and raping the same woman who works at a Chinese food takeout place. Its funny really.

Once the bank by my house got robbed about the same time I hat to go take my dog for a walk. The perp was wearing a blue t-shirt, black jeans and a black sweater. As was I. As a result of this the K-9 unit followed me around for about 45 minutes.

I live right on the edge of the shitty part and the nice part so theres this buffer zone, the worst I have to deal with are drunk Indians wandering into my front yard.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Women being raped is funny? I think not.

[Fathom Zero]

He thinks not.

[Sethomas]

To StupidKraut's credit, he said it was the same woman being raped every time. So, it wasn't really about raping "women".

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Spliting hairs. That shit isnt cool. Be it one woman or 3 that isnt funny. If they cant fight back and you do shit to them that they dont want you to do then your a fucking coward. The kinds of people that do that shit need to be killed.

[Fathom Zero]

I think rape is hilarious, it's Lifetime that's made me so.

If they cant fight back and you do shit to them that they dont want you to do then your a fucking coward.

And how exactly do you know that the woman was defenseless? It's not like raping babies. I know many women, especially at LHS, that fight tooth and nail over anything. They hurt, bad.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Lifetime is so fucking wrong about that. Theres a pregnent chick at school who got raped and she said its nothing like that. They hold their asses down and pull out a gun and put it to your head or in your mouth fuck them and leave them there. Thats what happened to her. And she thanks god everyday that they found his ass. Happened in STL. I need to move... again.

[Fathom Zero]

You're a whiner. Buck up and live dangerously.

[ArrowX]

Spliting hairs. That shit isnt cool. Be it one woman or 3 that isnt funny. If they cant fight back and you do shit to them that they dont want you to do then your a fucking coward. The kinds of people that do that shit need to be killed.

Dude shes like 500 pounds of Chinese food wrapped in pockmarked skin, its funnier trying to figure out WHY they'd rape her.

[Fathom Zero]

All she'd have to do is roll over. lol

[ArrowX]

You don't need to find the right fold, just jump in the mess and start humping!

[zeldasbiggestfan]

:lol That why question cracked me up.

[Fathom Zero]

SHUT UP, MAN. RAPE ISN'T FUNNY YOU SICK BASTARD.

[ArrowX]

Hes from Illinois the only thing to do there is shoot police and rape!

[Fathom Zero]

What about raping the police?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Or both! Ewww necrocophillia. Fucking a dead cop SICK!! :(

[Fathom Zero]

Or both!

Policing rape?

[ArrowX]

fucking the bullet wound?

[Grislygus]

I think rape is hilarious, it's Lifetime that's made me so.

Lifetime is so fucking wrong about that. Theres a pregnent chick at school who got raped and she said its nothing like that. They hold their asses down and pull out a gun and put it to your head or in your mouth fuck them and leave them there. Thats what happened to her. And she thanks god everyday that they found his ass. Happened in STL. I need to move... again.

Is there any actual thought process going on in your head, or do you just spew out approximations of logical thinking?

[Chojin]

My buddy and I almost got into a deathmatch with a homeless fucker at the 7-eleven across from my house last night. After about 20 minutes of talking and threats and shit he eventually decided to leave us alone.

All because I wouldn't buy the son of a bitch a hot dog.

[FartinMowler]

I would have bought the guy a hot dog and thrown it on the ground a then say "eat that bitch" :) and then ran home and put on my pink pants then danced on my twister sheet like it was 1999

[Emu]

Fartin you make me want to stab myself in the nut and not in the good way.

[FartinMowler]

pictures please :)

[sspadowsky]

What's the old joke? "Picture Bugs Bunny raping Porky Pig, and then tell me rape can't be funny."

[KevinTheOmnivore]

My buddy and I almost got into a deathmatch with a homeless fucker at the 7-eleven across from my house last night. After about 20 minutes of talking and threats and shit he eventually decided to leave us alone.

All because I wouldn't buy the son of a bitch a hot dog.

7-eleven spicey dogs might be worth death.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

My buddy and I almost got into a deathmatch with a homeless fucker at the 7-eleven across from my house last night. After about 20 minutes of talking and threats and shit he eventually decided to leave us alone.

All because I wouldn't buy the son of a bitch a hot dog.
I would have sent him to the Bitches in Heat page on this wacky site.

[Archduke Tips]

Shotguns turn criminals into blood pudding. :)

GOD BLESS AMERICA.

[noob3]

i dont know, i live in oklahoma city where a crazy hillbilly blew one of our buildings up. that's about the only thing that happens, i mean usual crime & murders and shti happen but i can't say i've heard many gunshots (that i can even remember even)

i could walk the streets late at night and feel perfectly safe here, it's a great place :D

[zeldasbiggestfan]

What the fuck have I told you people about bragging. Seriously though your lucky. Youve gotta be careful here and watch your step. Even in the daytime.

[Sethomas]

No, you don't. You're just a paranoid pansy who hasn't yet come to terms with the fact that it's a big scary world out there, and your shitty town is probably no better or worse than any other shitty town.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Your probably right even though your were a fucking asshole about it.

[Emu]

And it got you to read his post. So he wins.

[Sethomas]

Being an asshole who's right seems to be a popular mantra among kids these days.

At any rate, being a reclusive young white male, your biggest danger is far and away yourself. Just think about how big the world is, even in terms of a small town, when you see a murder in the paper every few weeks or even days. People also win the lottery on a very regular basis, but it doesn't fall into the profitability that Schadenfreude and abject terror have in the media. Seriously, the Indianapolis Fox nightly news program ran a segment called "Terrorists: in YOUR Neighborhood?" You can be afraid all you want, but it's not going to make you safer and it's not even going to be any more realistic than when you weren't. The fact that you're on the internet suggests that you're miles above the majority of the kids in the world, a third of whom are starving. Life in America has its problems, but comfort and safety aren't among them.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Your right but I can be spooked about it. I mean for crissakes it happened only a short way away from my moms work so I would really hate if something happened to her or anyone else in my family by some crazy fucknut. Or worse even killed which could happen if they (or I) am in the wrong place at the wrong time.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

But like how you said the chances are slim that something like that would happen (knock on wood).

[Shifty]

Just masterbate frequently and you will be fine.

[noob3]

seth said it, you just need to quit being a pansy

[Dr. Boogie]

What is "B-town" short for, by the way?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Belleville.

[Dr. Boogie]

Thank god.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Why?

[Dr. Boogie]

Because I used to live in a town in Illinois that started with a "B", and it was most assuredly not a dangerous place to live.

[Command Prompt]

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20061208.w4winncops1208/BNStory/National/home

Right by my house. :(

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I recall this fatal stabbing that occured not 5 minutes away from where I lived in Dartmouth, NS. There was this women that was stabbed to death by her husband. Otherwise, I never really felt unsafe living in Dartmouth or Riverview, NB.

[Mystie]

My town (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fleetwood%2C_PA) has more cows than people. The cows have never shot anyone..... yet.....

[sspadowsky]

Belleville.

:lol

Belleville is about as scary as the "It's a Small World" ride at Disney World.

P.S.- White people sound really fucking dumb when they say shit like "B-town." Stop that!

[Jeanette X]

What the fuck have I told you people about bragging. Seriously though your lucky. Youve gotta be careful here and watch your step. Even in the daytime.

Maybe you should buy a gun. :/