What are your favourite NON-kung-fu movies?

[Jixby Phillips]

I like Cannonball Run, which actually has a little kung-fu in it, but it is not itself a KUNG-FU movie.

Also: Seinfeld

[GADZOOKS]

We Are Marshall because theres a plane crash in it.

[FartinMowler]

I went through an hour of Mr.Show on youtube yesterday and found some of it funny. The Titanica skit and the kid that tried to commit suicide in a vat of acid.

[Emu]

My favorite movie is Fartin's yet unmade dramedy in which every spoken line of dialogue starts an entirely new scene, completely unrelated to the last.

[FartinMowler]

I'm sure I've already made one :)

[executioneer]

before i post my answer i need to know if "using the schwartz" counts as kung-fu

[Jixby Phillips]

Schindlers list ISN'T a kung-fu movie, willie!

[executioneer]

what about that part with the list, though

[GADZOOKS]

Jerry Seinfeld to his parents: You were kissing lips during Schiendler's lists?

[FartinMowler]

what do you call two Jews doing Kung-fu?

[Emu]

a circumcision :lol

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Clerks.

[mburbank]

I'm pretty sure that's a Kung Fu movie.

[MetalMilitia]

This thread is a minefield.

[FartinMowler]

Jerry the Jew

my arm hurts

Liahaim (brother to Jerry the Jew)

are we going to do this or not?

Jerry the Jew

Did you notice that Max showed up when someone mentioned two Jews?

Liahiam (brother to Jerry the Jew)

Look I'm not saying he's wagering on me or he isn't

Jerry the Jew

Oh, so it's a money thing now

Liahiam (brother to Jerry the Jew)

There's a small wager that, yes I might kick your Shamongle

Jerrry the Jew

did you just make up that word?)

Liahiam (brother to Jerry the Jew

Maybe I did and maybe I didn't


:/

[sadie]

martinfowler

i refuse to format my scenes so they're more easily read

me

why

martinfowler

because i enjoy being confusing

me

okay.

[draw a sidewalk]

gozu
happiness of the katakuris
ichi the killer
the dead or alive trilogy(though i havent gotten to the last one yet)
sex is zero
battle royale
chungking express. i love asian cinema.

then uh. big trouble in little china. i dont know why

[Angryhydralisk]

Robin Hood: Men in Tights.
Spaceballs
Liar Liar
Evil Dead Trilogy
Man With No Name Trilogy
Old Star Wars Trilogy
Leslie Neilsen's Stupid Little Golf Video

[Mockery]

Twin Warriors

[tenno]

:( friday
:( anything miyazaki

[ArrowX]

Gamera :O

[Guitar Woman]

Zatoichi

[GADZOOKS]

Shit

[Jixby Phillips]

uh cant you peolpe read -

[FartinMowler]

lizzy maguire

[Protoclown]

backdoor sluts 9

[happymedic]

Face/Off - Lots of guns, what a film!

[Dire Flamingo]

Joe Versus The Volcano! :o
And The Man With Two Brains.