WORSE YOUTUBE VIDEO CONTEST

[GADZOOKS]

Here's something fun, I am challenging you to find the worse youtube video you can find. I don't mean SO BAD IT'S FUNNY, I mean just plain terrible the worse. This is like my WHAT'S THE CUTEST contest i had a while ago, but now you have to beat this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlPDE4M7rEM

21 year old sillawarlod though it would be funny to receed back into his child hood to fight with inanimate objects like a baby would but he includeds a deep plotline and a special guest. I just bought a DS and I kind of want to return it on moral principals alone.

Now it's your turn but here are some rules.

1. No anime music videos, in fact NO ANIME AT ALL. We already know what anything anyone could find would not be as bad as anime.

2. No videos of Michael Richards calling people ******s

3. If you are misdemanor, rectal wart, zeldasbiggestfan, or any variant of suck you may not say ANYTHING. You can post a link if you want, but this is not a thread where you can insult each other to see who's the best nerd. I ALSO DO NOT WANT YOUR OPINIONS, FATHOM ZERO, YOU GOT A BAD HABIT OF THAT.

4. NO EELS COMING OUT OF ASSHOLES.

5. Have Fun!

The Enteries will be judged by the best buds BUT we will allow 2 I-MOCKERY REPRESENATIVES to help us judge. Drop a PM if you are interested. Please Note: THIS IS NOT A COMEDY CONTEST AND WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR THE FUNNIEST, THIS IS SERIOUS, TERRIBLE SHIT.

Oh and the prize? You will get your face drawn by all the members of the paintjob (including mr. adventure) for you to print out, show off to your friends, and make t-shirts out of. WE WILL NOT SUPPLY YOU T-SHIRTS, GET A JOB.

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eIXUGzLBqc

[GADZOOKS]

OH GOD :(

and he runs out of pictures too and it keeps going

[WhiteRat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eIXUGzLBqc

I'll admit, I doubt i'll be able to find anything that tops that.

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0mDIGobdtQ&eurl=

I ALSO DO NOT WANT YOUR OPINIONS, FATHOM ZERO, YOU GOT A BAD HABIT OF THAT.
Okatay.

[Dire Flamingo]

Edit: Whoops, no Anime. Loose! There's no way I'd have the patience to find something that beats the ICP "Juggalo" video. I love how they're like "DEAD BODIES MAKE ME HAPPY" and then they compare their band to being six petals on a flower that don't flow with the wind or something like that.

[GADZOOKS]

JIXBY IS NOT PART OF THE CONTEST, HE IS A JUDGE HE WAS SETTING AN EXAMPE.

SO YOU BETTER TRY OR FATHOM WINS BY DEFAULT. although i always wanted to draw corey feldman with long blond hair.

[Fathom Zero]

Might I do more than one?

[RaNkeri]

1. No anime music videos, in fact NO ANIME AT ALL. We already know what anything anyone could find would not be as bad as anime.



Aww fuck, now there's NO CHANCE AT ALL for me to win :tear

[GADZOOKS]

you can only enter one Fathom, but you can change it if you like

[MrAdventure]

guys, guys, guys, all you gotta do is think outside the box, too many of you are thinking worst in an internet context (ahem all the 'what i cant win w/o an*me' cries) when you should be giving this a broader range of real-life worsts

i mean seriously, this contest is about bad times gone bad, the very concept of which can be summed up as there are worse things than death

happy hunting and happy thanksgiving yall!

[Misdemonar]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TV6WIQq8ec4\

PS, I reversed the contest! :o

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/3562/uwieneroa4.png (http://imageshack.us)

[Krythor]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooUCzRNjTsI

[FartinMowler]

So far these are not that horrible...the band was ok/Robot wars was cool and cute oriental girls telling bad jokes could be a teens wet dream :/

[Krythor]

On second thought I'm changing it to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRgNP_2F6j4&mode=related&search=

there is nothing redeeming about this video.

[Tropical]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7FZnV-joeA

[Fathom Zero]

NEVERMIND: This one's (http://youtube.com/watch?v=phBVP3RmGUg) my final answer.

It's in the category of Pets and Animals.

[FartinMowler]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=h7_6o1Z9iAE&mode=related&search=

[GADZOOKS]

THE CONEST ENDS DECEMBER 10TH

HAVE FUN!

[the_dudefather]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlkPXClXBIE

a guy with cool shades, a hat and no shirt tells it how it is, and thinks he is Gandhi or something

think it was on the front page for a while. ill have to find something better :/

[MarioRPG]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjOhHNUSgRY

If someone used this already, oh well.

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF6INnTmS9A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgvrDHFf5s4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj0FUiCab8o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luUm0uOWAuA

[Misdemonar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZEtlC4SIto

[xbxDaniel]

Why am I wasting my time watching this shit?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEGOba2BnIQ

[Chojin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo7Sng5Jeb0

[Grislygus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdfsXiRya3Y

It's hard to top anything allready here, but whatever. Pure stupid.

[sadie]

here's one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8IjIRG1kPk

[ArrowX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8x6SE6BJL0&mode=related&search=

WIN

[Grislygus]

That has an eerie similiarity to "The Mouse Problem" skit from Monty Python.

[RaNkeri]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BAel59isUjY

[Fathom Zero]

I... can't... stop watching.

[Mystie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTo15kLzvo8

[Grislygus]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BAel59isUjY

The fat woman's laugh really, really reminds me of the grendals from that Creatures game.

[Esuohlim]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSwSUF1pVeA

[Shifty]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSwSUF1pVeA


Attack of killer klownz from outer space!

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmAfQ-GgtCQ

[MrAdventure]

boy we got some real nasties up in here i hope you folks are getting your faces ready to get drawn

[Jixby Phillips]

uh just so you know if any of you post my starmaking appearance on the news in this thread I will quit posting here for good and maybe the internet all together

[Emu]

But Jixby, by posting with your avatar and signature you have brought yourself into this thread! :conspiracy

[Jeff The Ninja]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n7hoVlpe94

Two words that can be used to search for this video.

1) Emo
2)Kawaii

I think i should add a third. SUCK!

[DuFresne]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyMeYsc4OZ4

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeJ_5LbR96s

[Shifty]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeJ_5LbR96s



Totally the winnar.

[MetalMilitia]

Hey that's not cool; the Internet wouldn't be the same without upstanding citizens like Jixby.

[RaNkeri]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9_zYmPUUkpE

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeJ_5LbR96s



Totally the winnar.

I didn't do it for you, scumbag.

I want to see what makes this guy tick. Or beep.

[Mystie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfMn3tO9_Eo

[Jixby Phillips]

oh, i lied

[EverythingWillSuck]

My pick:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Pw8sNoodIDk

It's just so pathetic. :(

[Dire Flamingo]

This one isn't too bad but it makes me laugh and then feel gulity about it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqtJkYNrJKk

[zeldasbiggestfan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omMZpj3yaD0&mode=user&search

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF8g6Lzj7ug

[WhiteRat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF8g6Lzj7ug

Sorry for getting off topic but the comments for this video are amusing.

"i hope that wen bush finally looses power and security, that some extremists kidnap him torture him until he admits wot he did 2 u. theres not much evidence 2 say it was bin ladens boys yet a whole load of it that points the finger at the person u americans put in power. if al gore had won the election the twin towers would still be standing today."

"watch "loose change" on you tube, it explains everything!"

[EverythingWillSuck]

"Linkin park seem not to have got the message yet.

It is very simple: 911 was an inside job."

[Shifty]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKnloiM-0Ns&feature=Favorites&page=1&t=t&f=b

[RaNkeri]

This is nothing but crap:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=KhCmfX_PQ7E

Worst thing is that her screan got stuck into my head :E

[EverythingWillSuck]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pys7Q3f1oTM

EDIT: This is even worse: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Pd2Kx0UoSFI&mode=related&search=

There's tons of videos like this shit, so I'll just leave it there.

[DuFresne]

changing mine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOuhRN3fPuc

[Angryhydralisk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx1140rf8KU

DHURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

*Counting down to next note in five....four...three...two...*

DHURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[DuFresne]

change

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz6n4x8qPUM

This guy and the jerk from Jixby's new video should throw a party and invite no one.

[GADZOOKS]

oh man we might have a winner.

But ill save it.

DATE EXTENDED TO THE 18th BECAUSE IM REALLY BUSY.

[Sam]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPgkZfaA_K8

[Sam]

I change it to this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRr2sxHGvVU

EDIT: I CHANGED IT AGAIN OKAY

[DuFresne]

I don't mean to rush things, but...
Is anybody going to win this?

[Rongi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-uzImg10D4

I KNOW ITS LATE BUT W/E

[GADZOOKS]

WHO WILL WIN?

IT SHALL BE...THE WINNER

COMING SOON

[sadie]

i've tried to refrain, but, oh well, sorry, professor.

if it's worse, it could be worse. :O

[FartinMowler]

Sam's one is funny :/

[Jeff The Ninja]

Last minute change (if Its acceptable)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNkWk7Q_4ck

This is the worst 4 seconds of my life. Im not fucking kidding here.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

HEY. WHO WON?

[GADZOOKS]

Fuck you, I'm not talking to you.

I have to ask Mr. Adventure who he thinks should win :(

BUT TRUST ME, IT IS WORTH THE WAIT.

[Fathom Zero]

Nobody wins. :(

I need closure.

[GADZOOKS]

I remember we conceded that some awful movie White Rat posted called 24/7 was the worse but he didn't post that in this thread. That video was really awful though, it was vomit-inducing.

The whole thing fell through because we were going to put the prize winning person's picture on the paintjob, but the paintjob did not come back :( It's trapped, forever in time.

If I can get everyone online, I will look into it. Thank you for your support during this tragic time. You can send all donation by clicking this link.

[Fathom Zero]

WHERE'S THE LINK? I WANT TO GIVE YOU MONEYS.

[Womti]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOpUfspL8ls

OH LORD THE DRAMA

[Fathom Zero]

SHUT THE HELL UP WHAT. THIS IS DEAD. WE HATE YOU. ARGHHHHH.

:angryface

[Womti]

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/images/b/b2/Seriousbusiness2.jpg

[GADZOOKS]

THE CONTEST IS CANCELLED, NO ONE WINS.

you can thank wotmi and his Internet pictures.

PS: Krythor's video would of won, but Wotmi ruined it.

[Supafly345]

Here's (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-rcjaBWvx0) another one anyways
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-rcjaBWvx0

[EverythingWillSuck]

i would've won this shit if this was up much earlier

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Jn91hh2-AYk

[Emu]

jesus christ

[Emu]

the bad part is that most of that is actually like a real episode.

[GADZOOKS]

That is the worse. That is amazingly the worse. It doesn't make sense that someone would be compelled to do that.

Everything Will Suck, you win dude. You win. But I don't know what you look like so how about a picture of celebrity racist Larry David instead?

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/7374/douchbagov7.gif

[Fathom Zero]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=XiRTH7sD7ZU

[DuFresne]

EverythingWillSuck's video has been removed. What was it, anyway?

[Guitar Woman]

Fan-made episode of Family Guy.

[Fathom Zero]

Where Peter and Seth McFarlane meet each other! How could it have gone wrong?

[Jeff The Ninja]

Fanmade Family Guy is back

http://youtube.com/watch?v=E9h77wKAZ0c

I assume you meant this one.

[Emu]

Yeah, that's it.

God, fuck that thing :(

**JUNE 1ST 2007 UPDATE** Alex Borstein herself has seen this animation! She said: "Saw Peter meets Seth. Not bad, Señor. Not great either, but not bad. Here's hoping you don't get your ass kicked by Seth or FOX". Thank you Alex!

:lol

[Jixby Phillips]

haha

man that thing is terrible

notice how for the wife they just used actual soundclips. WHY DIDN'T THEY GET A GIRL THEY KNOW TO DO THE PART?

OH WAIT :lol

[Sethomas]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtXu0G3oipI

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

[Grislygus]

What the hell? I hate youtube people.



EDIT: Except for that Jixby guy.

[Seven Force]

hahahahaha thats fucking hilariouse

[Obscurus Lupa]

Ha ha, that song is used for every freaking fandom.

[DuFresne]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vtAyVqfYQc

I couldn't watch more than a minute of it. Clement's videos are easier to watch than this. :x

[Obscurus Lupa]

I actually laughed that that. :D I'm a horrible person.

[Fathom Zero]

Haha, I liked this thread.