I Work at a Wii Booth

[Schimid]

In Annapolis Mall. I get paid 12 dollars an hour to teach people how to play video games!!

Come see me, if you will!!

[xbxDaniel]

Why can't there be jobs like that out here? So, do people just not understand the mechanics of the system or what?

[Comrade Rocket]

you would be surprised. Some people are just plan retarded when it comes to games that use something other than d-pad, A + B.

I showed one kid how to play excite truck, couldnt be simplier. I mean seriously ITS REALLY FREAKING SIMPLE. and i walk off, not even 20 seconds later i turn around to see him swinging the controller around like a deactivated light saber, going, "THIS GAME IS DUMB, IT DOESNT TURN THE WAY I WANT IT TOO." So i show him how to do it again and go take care some some other business. after not even a minute again i hear the kid telling his mom the game sucks and walks off meanwhile his car is in a wall.

Its the same thing with guitar heros. I was playing a game and told the kid to hold the guitar like me, he couldnt do it, so i told him to hold it buy holdiing the neck with the buttons with your left hand and touch the white bar in your right hand and let the whole thing hang from your shoulders using the strap, pointing at myself deminstrating the different points i was talking about. still couldnt get it. so i told him to wing it and went back to work. fucking kid.

[DuFresne]

Excitetruck made me look retarded because i figured you would still hold the remote like a regular remote while navigatimg the menus. :( I didn't fuck up while actually driving, though! >: that kid's fucking retarded!

[Schimid]

Comrade, I know what you mean. I was helping this woman and her kid do the fishing in Zelda (which to be fair must be pretty tough to a seven year-old) and everything I'd say, she wouldn't do it and so we were there for about 10 minutes full of nervous chuckling and forced Wii-centered conversation through stale air.

Eventually she gave up and I was happy!

Also, to anyone with a Wii, if you get a chance to get WiiPlay, do it. There's a game on there called "Find Mii" which I kid you not had all three of the workers that day playing at once, ignoring everyone else.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I had to deal with this little shit at the mall yesterday. I FINALLY get to play the wii after waiting in like for 20 fucking minutes and this little FUCKER comes up to me and pesters the shit out of me for 3 minutes (5 minute course). So Im about to tell him no because he wont shutup and his fucking dad whos huge is like "LET HIM TRY". So the little shit gets to cut everyone in line and plays for 10 goddamn minutes. I hate that little fucker.

But when he left you can bet your happy ass I played for a good 20 minutes. Does that happen when your working? Like little bastards and their parents cut everyone trying to get a turn because its "Not fair" that they have to wail like everyone else?

[adept_ninja]

watch out man you might get shot at if you anger the people at that mall.

[Schimid]

:lol

[Ninjavenom]

you're all up in my mall now, nigga

[zeldasbiggestfan]

BRING IT BETCH. ILL TAKE YO SHIT.