I am on the news you jerks

[Jixby Phillips]

check it out jerks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeJ_5LbR96s

[Jixby Phillips]

ITS ME! I'M ON TV!

[WhiteRat]

Funny shit.

Also that reporter lady is a fine looking dame.

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/misc/meontvbig.JPG

[GADZOOKS]

So did you get that reporter's number, i think she liked you.

[Jixby Phillips]

I charmed her so much, she laughed at all my jokes

I should have been all like "so what about YOU? You have to work on thanksgiving, why don't I interview you!"

and then when i get her on camera (I reassure her i've been to broadcasting school, so i could opperate the camera) I ask "so, do you have a boyfriend?"

and then

"what are you doing tommorow night?"

even if she says she has a boyfriend, girls like a determined, aggressive fellow like myself

[GADZOOKS]

Like the way you charmed that DUDE coca-whatever :rollin

[James]

fdsfasdfdas

[Jixby Phillips]

that is pornographic and I will not hold court to things like that

you are banned from my thread for 2 weeks IF YOU TRY TO CIRCUMVENT THIS BAN YOU WILL BE BANNED PERMINATELY

[MrAdventure]

whoa it toook a week to load but it was worth it

jixby that was really smooth you're great at interviews!

i woulda hid from the camera yikes!

[sadie]

where was the lighting crew during your interview? it's so dark i could barely see you. :(

[Lotida]

You look different??

[FartinMowler]

That was cool. I thought Jixby was very well spoken, better than the reporter.

[MetalMilitia]

I liked that you got three parts and all the other people only got one

:imock

[sspadowsky]

If David Cross died, Jixby could be the voice of David Cross.

[Ninjavenom]

That's boneriffic, i always wanted to be on the news :O

[zeldasbiggestfan]

The guy reporter was a shithead dude. He said "Oh Danielle you love it!". What an asswipe.

[Zomboid]

Oh, is that what he said? Thanks.

[Esuohlim]

First your face now the top of your head? Jixby you're getting rid of hairs all over the place :(

[Mike]

Wow...there really was nothing to report that day. "Today on the news, some people are going to work, even though others don't have to".

[Jixby Phillips]

Thanks ladies

I get a buzzcut once every six months. This is my routine and I like it

I got my last buzzcut on november 1st because as you may remember I was christopher elliott for halloween and had my head partially buzzed for a male-pattern baldness effect.

James I received your PM asking for forgiveness, you are unbanned. But if there is anymore trouble you will be banned perminately. Thank you for the appology.

[Jeff The Ninja]

How Come Jixby's avatar looks like a badly planned david blaine stunt?

Anyway, i hope that you atleast had some thanksgiving dinner waiting for you later.

[BlueOatmeal]

"...Just be thankful your not Luke.."

lol I will!!!!

Just kidding Jixby. You have a really nice voice.

[Dire Flamingo]

I'm envious of Jixby. I was on the news for like 10 seconds for getting my hair chopped off. Neat, though. :)

[RaNkeri]

Congratulations...I guess?

[WhiteRat]

Rankeri, you just won a big big prize!

[RaNkeri]

Rankeri, you just won a big big prize!

Can you send it to my home address? Because if you can't it's not funny >:

[Schimid]

LOL your news segments have been likened to Osama Bin Laden tapes

It's always sort of a shock for me to see someone from the internet and find out they're not a hideous mongoloid or a bumbling misanthrope because I've met several people from the internet and I COULD TELL YOU STORIES

Normally I'd say everyone was just sucking up to you but you really look comfortable on camera :O

[Jixby Phillips]

Thanks yo, I WAS comfortable all thinkin "I could get used to this!" you know

oh yeah the osama bin laden tapes are because i put "osama-bin-laden" and "iraq" as related tags

[Black Flag]

Jixby,

I think you did wonderfully

[Jeanette X]

I thought that the fat guy in the begining was you at first.

[noob3]

did it turn u on