Wisdom Tree Games [Archive]

Mike P

Nov 29th, 2006, 01:58 AM

Wisdom Tree is still in business. You can even buy "Spiritual Warfare" from them. Amazingly, the fact that they're still in business proves, without a doubt, that there is no God.

Wisdom Tree Games (http://www.wisdomtreegames.com/)

DuFresne

Nov 29th, 2006, 02:08 AM

The King James Bible for Game Boy!:lol

eggyolk

Nov 29th, 2006, 02:47 AM

now only $29.95

the_dudefather

Nov 29th, 2006, 06:13 AM

but you forgot baby Moses!

Emu

Nov 29th, 2006, 09:08 AM

Am I the only one that thinks the Exodus cover is f*cking awesome?

Also you can't get these in the robin's egg blue cartridges anymore so there's no point

Angryhydralisk

Dec 4th, 2006, 03:28 PM

Am I the only one that thinks the Exodus cover is f*cking awesome?

Also you can't get these in the robin's egg blue cartridges anymore so there's no point

YES, that Exodus cover was rad! Howver, the three or four bible games I stumbled upon were in totally-necro BLACK CARTRIDGES. BIBLE GAME IST KRIEG!:flagninja

But yeah, Exodus was a shitty game (Strange how a crappy third-rate NES game demands 512K RAM on a computer...). Same with Bible Adventures.

EverythingWillSuck

Dec 4th, 2006, 05:24 PM

I own Bible Adventures for the NES. I was raised in a Jehovah's Witness family, so my mom picked it up for me when I was a kid thinking it would turn me more religious, or something. If anything, those goddamn impossible David and Goliath and Baby Moses levels steered me away from it.

I actually managed to beat Noah's Ark as a kid, though. It had this really cool cinema ending of the Ark floating on water. Probably the only good graphics in the whole game cartridge.

kahljorn

Dec 4th, 2006, 05:55 PM

"I own Bible Adventures for the NES."

lol me too for the same reason :O We beat all of the stories on except maybe the baby moses rescue operation. I don't even remember that one.

EverythingWillSuck

Dec 4th, 2006, 06:41 PM

Was it hard to beat Goliath in the D&G game? I always wanted to get to fight him but I always got bored of that game before I could get to the end. :(

kahljorn

Dec 4th, 2006, 07:08 PM

I think you had to hit him in the forhead three times which could be kind of complicated at times (other times really easy) plus the level itself coul dbe frustrating too.

Jeff The Ninja

Dec 5th, 2006, 10:57 PM

Isnt it ironic how a christian game developer has a game called DINOSAUR kids.
http://www.wisdomtreegames.com/dinokids/

Esuohlim

Dec 5th, 2006, 11:12 PM

No.

You're confusing dinosaurs with evolution apparently.

Grislygus

Dec 6th, 2006, 10:49 AM

Haven't you heard of the Creationist Museum?