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Bod
Apr 5th, 2003, 04:12 PM
Do not use them.

'Pierce yolk several times so it will not explode'

This is a lie!! It will explode what ever you do. Even if you go at the egg yolk in a Norman Bates style.

Leave those microwave egg poachers well alone. It's a con.
Rongi
Apr 5th, 2003, 04:29 PM
I was suckered into buying the Egg Wave. Big mistake. It takes too long to clean and they taste like shit :(.
noob3
Apr 5th, 2003, 04:32 PM
I bought a FRYING PAN! Wow, fuckers!
Wiffles
Apr 5th, 2003, 05:50 PM
I like eggs ^_^
FartinMowler
Apr 5th, 2003, 06:00 PM
I'd like to cook Wiffles with a pair sunny side up.
Esuohlim
Apr 5th, 2003, 06:35 PM
Fuck the Eggwave. >:

You can't microwave ANYTHING and make it taste good, let alone eggs. It's not hard to make eggs at all. I learned how to make them when I was 7.

Anyone who has problems making eggs has some bigger problems in life than not knowing how to make eggs. Think about it. >:
Cap'n Crunch
Apr 5th, 2003, 08:17 PM
Nothing works off of tv. All I do is watch tv, not buy anything. It doesn't work like that.
Jeanette X
Apr 5th, 2003, 09:38 PM
Just put the egg and whatever else you want in it in a dish, stir it up, cover it with saran wrap, and put it into the microwave. You don't need a special utensil.
Matt Harty
Apr 6th, 2003, 12:05 PM
I bought a FRYING PAN! Wow, fuckers!

WHO USES THOSE ANYMORE! :lol
Bod
Apr 6th, 2003, 01:02 PM
It was only £2.50, a bargain to boot. Shoulda wondered why it had been reduced from £7.

I put in 2 eggs, one blew up and the other was still runny, I've been parted from my cash with lies.

And since when did anyone use a frying pan to poach eggs?
Jixby Phillips
Apr 6th, 2003, 03:37 PM
:bestthread
Mr. PickleFeather
Apr 6th, 2003, 07:35 PM
all eggs are is a chicken's menstration.

Yum! :yum
The Unseen
Apr 6th, 2003, 08:02 PM
Ive never heard of this demonic egg creating machine
Captain Robo
Apr 6th, 2003, 10:11 PM
I bet Rongi bought Yaffa and the Rolypak as well :rolleyes
Cap'n Crunch
Apr 6th, 2003, 10:16 PM
GO YAFFA!
Captain Robo
Apr 6th, 2003, 10:20 PM
FLOATS IN MIDAIR! :D
Rongi
Apr 6th, 2003, 10:21 PM
I bet Rongi bought Yaffa and the Rolypak as well :rolleyes

ZING!
Orgazmo
Apr 6th, 2003, 10:23 PM
This should be the last boss in the hateful chris game:

http://www.smdistributor.com/images/HWEW-12.jpg >:
The Unseen
Apr 6th, 2003, 10:25 PM
some baloon thing didnt work, the one that comes with MAGIC jumping beans
Captain Robo
Apr 6th, 2003, 11:26 PM
I believe it was Krazy Jumping Beans :D

Mustn't forget Chef Tony :rolleyes
Esuohlim
Apr 7th, 2003, 07:15 AM
Mustn't forget Chef Tony :rolleyes

He creates knives that can slice through rock all day. :(
Captain Robo
Apr 7th, 2003, 08:30 AM
I watched his infomercial for an hour because I was bored :D
Bod
Apr 7th, 2003, 01:48 PM
mine don't have those yellow lids, or any lids at all!

Rrrrriiipppppeeedddd OFF
Esuohlim
Apr 8th, 2003, 07:16 AM
I watched his infomercial for an hour because I was bored :D

There's nothing on at 4 in the morning, so I'm guilty of doing that too. :(