Hey guys getting shot in the eye is just swell!

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Its really fun! Especially when your eye is open and its as hard as a FUCKING MARBLE. Oh yeah! And when your temporarily blinded in your left eye is great! Then when your oubled over in pain while they drive off and cant do anything thats always really fun!

Yeah. I got fucking shot. In the eye. Happened on school grounds. Its been a few hours but head is throbbing. My parents know too cause I heard my sister tell me my eye was red. Now theres a bump on the side of my eye. I love this year. Is there any way this shit could affect me in the future?

I was gonna jump in the car pull him out and beat the shit out of him but I couldnt see so I didnt :(

[xbxDaniel]

http://www.esuohlim.com/i-mock/story.JPG

"You'll shoot your eye out!"

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

:lol I walked right into that one!

[liquidstatik]

lol you must be a real loser to get shot

[zeldasbiggestfan]

No hes just a fucking prick. Im pissed as hell too cause Ive known this fucker since kindergarten.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Ill bet 10 bucks it was a fucking BB.

[Sethomas]

Umm, can you see now? You can blind a bitch with just a rubber band, you know. With what were you "shot"?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I dont know what it was and I can barely see now. I can only see the moniter with my right eye and nothing with my left. I can only see (and thats just the outline) if shits really close to my left eye. Like not even an inch. Less than that.

[xbxDaniel]

You should go to the hospital and avoid bright screens like your computer monitor for a few months. We've just got your interests in mind buddy.

[Sethomas]

Seriously dude, the cornea is a fickle mistress and you should get it checked out. If you can't see five hours after an impact, then waiting longer to see if it fixes itself is the worst thing you could possibly do.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Alright. I guess. I dont know. Fuck man this blows I dont want to have surgery on it. Its my eye for crissakes.

[Mockery]

You might not have too, but I agree with the others... at least, go get it checked out. Better safe than sorry.

:pirate

[Archduke Tips]

I have also heard that when you go blind in one eye, the other is soon to follow because they are sympathetic or some crap like that.

Get your sight back, then get revenge. He got your eye, I say you go for a testicle.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

If he had any.

I guess I failed to mention that I can see the BB inside of my eye if I move my skin back enough. It was a BB and I think I am going to have to get surgery. Pretty sure.

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[Mystie]

Oh ick. Seriously, I'm sorry to hear about your eye. I hope whatever is lodged in there can be removed with as little problems as possible. Here's hoping there's no permanent damage!

[Yggdrasill]

but if you go blind how will you post here? :conspiracy

[Preechr]

Eyes heal quickly.

Don't worry about it, but go get it looked at quickly.

[FartinMowler]

:rolleyes can they make an emoticon with one eye rolling for Zelda?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

:lol I was hoping someone was going to suggest that

[ArrowX]

did you call the police? his ass will be doing community service and possible 6 weeks in the jails :O

But its juvy so they pretty much just sit around playing Playstation and lifting weights.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

My parents want to sue. I dunno if hell get juvy though.

[Misdemonar]

ahahahah suck it up :o

[Preechr]

:rolleyes can they make an emoticon with one eye rolling for Zelda?

Actually. MLE made one of those.

True story.

[Yggdrasill]

get revenge, an eye for an eye, just like the bible only this time it's literal

[liquidstatik]

ahahahah suck it up :o

i agree ;<


and zeldasbiggestw/e if your parents sue, everyone will call you a p*ssy ;/

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Thats Hammurabis Code of Laws. You need to take World History.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Thats too bad. Because Im not a fucking pussy, kay? Its not my fault my parents are like that.

[Black Flag]

why do threads like this get to exist while everything i post gets deleted or locked?

[Chojin]

Because rog has a clearly defined sense of right and wrong that sometimes manifests itself in random administrative actions.

[Yggdrasill]

Thats Hammurabis Code of Laws. You need to take World History.

codes of law

[Sam]

Because Im not a fucking pussy, kay? Its not my fault my parents are like that.

It's all your fault you pussy.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Thats Hammurabis Code of Laws. You need to take World History.

codes of law Google it.

[Protoclown]

Dude, DEFINITELY get your eye checked out as soon as possible. You don't want to fuck around if you have eye damage.

[Chojin]

Doctors are expensive, dude. Here's what you should do.

Get the lid off a bottle of robutussin. Fill it with 3 parts water, one part salt. Lean your head down over a sink and put the cup over the eye. Count to 3, then quickly whip your head backwards. Keep the eye open and look all around to make sure the solution can affect the entire surface. You'll feel a slight tingling at this point, which can be attributed to the sterilizing of the cornea.

Hopefully, this will also dislodge the BB from the eye. While common knowledge might cause you to think that this would make it harder to remove in the future, this is not the case - There is a small aperture behind the eye called the 'Callin's Port' into which the BB will roll. It is at this point that the most difficult part of the trial will take place, wherein you must time the bouncing of the BB off the bones in your skull with a quick forward snap of the head and a deep-throated cough. With some practice and a little luck, the BB will fire harmlessly from your mouth and out of your life.

I hope this helps!

[Yggdrasill]

If I hit you on back of the head hard enough with a baseball bat i'm sure it will dislodge

[RaNkeri]

I'vw heard that eyepatches give you awesome street credit :o

[Wiffle Bat]

Wow, You should get your parents to sue them for money if theyre rich, and pay for the surgey and stuff. Thats such a bummer dude ;__;

[Esuohlim]

A kid gets shot in the face and the first thing he does is post a bunch on internet forums

[Gurlugon]

As Chojin suggested partially, always put salt in your eyes.

Zelda, you can complain when you've had a glass eye since you were 11. :(

[Sacks]

Ok, you can SEE the BB lodged INSIDE of your eyeball or it's just wedged next to it? This is 8 kinds of heinous.

[MetalMilitia]

Having experienced more than my fair share of eye trauma I can suggest you get to A&E ASAP. ESPECIALLY if the BB is still lodged inside your eye.
Also the police should be notified of the offender as it's a fairly serious crime - In the UK atleast.

[Angryhydralisk]

This topic made me cover my eyes.

[theapportioner]

You'll never be able to play zelda again.

That's what you get for being retarded and not seeking medical assistance immediately.

[kahljorn]

More like getting shot in the eye makes it swell.

Get it?

Swelling?????

[sloth]

A kid gets shot in the face and the first thing he does is post a bunch on internet forums
hahaha

i can just imagine this fat sweaty boy in a dragon tshirt desperately squinting through his permanently ruptured eye for the refresh button

something tells me the threat of you "pulling him out of his car" and "beating the shit out of him" did not greatly intimidate this person when they decided to shoot you in the face.

[tenno]

when i read the title of this post i swore he was going to complain about giving head.....i know girl said as much.

[Sacks]

when i read the title of this post i swore he was going to complain about giving head.....i know girl said as much.

HO HO!

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Dayum son! Its not lodged in my eye. Also no horrible permenant damage although they said it WILL affect me later on in life. Also My parents werent the only ones who were pissed. The school is too. Hes expelled for a year. Also I went to the eye doctor and when she did this test the eye that was hit showed a different shade than the right. I told them and I got a color blindness test. I passed but theyre pretty worried about it. Yay.

[Esuohlim]

no horrible permenant damage although they said it WILL affect me later on in life.

Hahahaha

[Emu]

I was going to post that you grrr >:

How is it not permenent if it "WILL" affect you later in life

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Itll come back. Like cancer. Or something. I dont know but they said when I get older if I have problems with my left eye thats probably why. Shit.

[Sam]

:lol

[MetalMilitia]

Personally I would consider an injury which may require the use monicle a good thing.

:posh

[noob3]

shoot the other one, so when the first eye starts fucking up it'll be evened out and it won't be as bad

trust me

[Sethomas]

Hey, I've got a joke!

"What do you call it when Zeldasbiggestfan gets shot in the eye?"

-Karma!

(It's funny because he doesn't make for a very good Secret Santa at all.)

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

[Guitar Woman]

Noob3 cracks me up

[Sethomas]

At least it made for a great story, Austin.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Dude that was funny as fuck.

[noob3]

post pictures of said eye or i think this is all a crock of shit, zelda

we dont need anymore liars here at i-mockery

[noob3]

actually since i just read seth's story it HAS TO BE TRUE

[Jixby Phillips]

noob3 are we friends :(

[noob3]

:(

[RaNkeri]

So, when will you start posting pics of your eye? You have to prove it with pics, otherwise it didn't happen :(

And are you going to sue him? Because I tell you, you're having great time while that fella is having fun with Bubba.

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.sportseyeinjuries.com/images/pic_posterboy.gif

aw

[liquidstatik]

that kiids more of a man than zbf

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Shut the fuck up. Heres your fucking picture.http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k112/Austiman/MyeyeafterIwasshot.jpg

This was actually a day after it happened. Its nice white and pink now. Yay.

[Zomboid]

Yep. I know if I were the guy who shot you, I'd be terrified of that running up to my car to beat the shit out of me.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Who wouldnt.

[mischief]

is that it?

[tenno]

you look to old for your parent's to be doing your 'big boy work', you must be emo. :(

[MetalMilitia]

he's 15 I think

[tenno]

:( fucking emo-hardcore. I bet he listens to Linkin Park.

[DuFresne]

He looks a bit younger in other pictures.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Down with Emo folks. Im more into grunge. You should see a full shot. I always have a Nirvana, Foo Fighters, or Rage Against the Machine shirt on with ripped jeans. 1991 to the max BEEEEOOOTCH!

[FartinMowler]

Shouldn't you be busy buying new gifts for Seth?

[tenno]

zeldasbiggestfan...

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c117/10o/FAIL-01.jpg

[Sacks]

I don't know if laughter would exist in this world if Tenno wasn't around. God bless'em.

[tenno]

:)

[liquidstatik]

HOW'S THAT EYE TREATIN YA, YOUNG'N?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Veiny!

[Jeanette X]

Why did that asshole shoot you in the face in the first place?

[noob3]

who wouldnt have the urge to shot this kid in the face

"hey man im 15 and i like bands from 91" that's like me listening to listening to slayer or metallica or somthing :rolleyes

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Why did that asshole shoot you in the face in the first place? Because he thought it would be funny and cool. And hes expelled by the way. He was only suspended for the shooting but they found a knife in the car along with it and drugs so now all 4 are expelled.

[Fathom Zero]

I bet you have eye tumors now.

[DehydratedPorkMan]

This sounds pretty funny.

[Fathom Zero]

I bet you've never been shot in the eye before.

[DehydratedPorkMan]

No. I've only been stabbed in the knee with a fork. But getting shot in the eye still sounds funny if it doesn't happen to me and someone that I don't favor all too much. I'm kind of a dick that way. I'm sure it would hurt like a motherfucker but years from now I would be like "Yoooooo. That shit was fucked up nucca."

[noob3]

we need a post for zelda & pork guy to play in like a playpen we can call it the playpen forum

it will keep them occupied we need maybe some toy bricks or somthing

[Fathom Zero]

But we can't spring for the Legos.

Get 'em Mega Bloks.

[DehydratedPorkMan]

He'll choke on both of them. But I like Megablocks because they come with the wheel blocks so you can build a tall tower and ram it into a wall. Also, you guys are total meanies.

[Fathom Zero]

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/4011/0002708407332215x2154ry.jpg

[DehydratedPorkMan]

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/4011/0002708407332215x2154ry.jpg

Totally off topic, one of my friends got super stoned and put his car battery in a Power Wheels and took it on the highway and it was going at least 35.

[Fathom Zero]

http://img334.imageshack.us/img334/9301/kawasakininja0eu.jpg

[FartinMowler]

Putting a car battery wouldn't make it go faster...if anything it would be slower with the added weight.

[noob3]

:lol HE MUST OF BEEN REALLY STONED TO DO SOMTHIN' THAT CRAZY, HUH, GUYS? :lol

[kahljorn]

weed makes cars drive fast :)

because of it's chemical properties, when added to a powerwheel with the trash-energyzer from back to the future 2 you can easily reach speeds up to 3x the normal rate :O

[Fathom Zero]

IT'S CALLED MR. FUSION.

[kahljorn]

OH :O I doubt they could've afforded the name brand on the salary of professional powerwheel racers, enthusiasts and stuntdevils. I mean yes it's a very dangerous job but powerwheels haven't been popular for a long time and there's just no demand anymore except at circuses which use refurbished powerwheels as clown cars.

[Fathom Zero]

Power Wheels is awesome. I remember being jealous of the kid that had the Jeep Wrangler and all I had was a stupid bike.

He got all the ladies. :(

[noob3]

fuck powerwheels

:lol at the king of the hill episode with the stoner power wheel collector kid who was spending like $500 bucks bidding on rare powerwheels over ebay :o he had like the COLLECTORS TIRE COLLECTION CASE

hank was appauled

[kahljorn]

yea i remember my cousins of the same age got a power wheel and then they never used it because it "Takes a long time to charge".

[Grislygus]

I had a Power Wheels Jeep, it was awesome. Of course, I had a crapload of wilderness-type areas to cruise around in.

I laugh at you suburban Powerwheelers.

[kahljorn]

shut up nature boy why don't you put a captain planet sticker on your powerwheel for extra speed and ride down that lonely dirt trail.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

weed makes cars drive fast :)

because of it's chemical properties, when added to a powerwheel with the trash-energyzer from back to the future 2 you can easily reach speeds up to 3x the normal rate :O Time goes faster not yourself. Believe me.


And I had a powerwheels that costed me like 100 bucks and it was shaped like the batmobile. THE GODDAMN STEERING WHEEL FELL OFF. >:

[Grislygus]

shut up nature boy why don't you put a captain planet sticker on your powerwheel for extra speed and ride down that lonely dirt trail.

I THINK I WILL.

[Fathom Zero]

shut up nature boy
Come on, what did Ric Flair ever do to you?

[kahljorn]

He tried to have sex with my face when i was sleeping >:

[Terra]

genitailia gone south due to gender misdirection???

[kahljorn]

does that even mean anything? do you just not know what oral sex is?
also the face is HIGHER than the crotch area so technically it should be, "Gone north".

[DehydratedPorkMan]

Not if you're a midget. In a locker room.

[Preechr]

She's a girl and used to being upside down.

You just don't get it.

[ArrowX]

does that even mean anything? do you just not know what oral sex is?
also the face is HIGHER than the crotch area so technically it should be, "Gone north".
shut up you have a mangled vagina cock mr/ms. Sexchange.

[noob3]

atleast he knows what his cock looks like, tubby

[kahljorn]

I cracked the mystery!
She thinks I share a rare disease with her known as Testicular-tonsilitis and Penile-tongue-in-cheek. Sorry Terra, maybe you should find a support group.

[Grislygus]

LOL