ChaCha

[ArrowX]

www.ChaCha.com easily the neatest Idea on the innnernet, they pair you with a live guide. I jut make mine angry and its fun!

Status: Connected to guide: WendyF
WendyF: Welcome to ChaCha!
WendyF: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: WHAT IS GOIN ON?
You: do you get paid for this?
WendyF: nothing much you?
WendyF: yes we do
You: cool I'm lookin for a site called "your the man now dog"
You: but I can't seem to connect to it from my old bookmarks
WendyF: I will see what I can find for you
WendyF: Thanks for coming to ChaCha! Give me a moment while I do all your searching for you!
You: I think my internets are broken, or my son is using Quake to hack the phoneline
You: SCORE
You: THANX YOU
WendyF: Are these results sufficient?
You: heck yeah
WendyF: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: thank yous very much
WendyF: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
You: I'm hesitant
WendyF: Have a great night
You: for I have only done this once before
WendyF: your very welcome
WendyF: I don't know what it is your gonna do but best of luck

[FartinMowler]

I tried it and it's like getting someone to find you spam...

[executioneer]

there's already a thread for this you retard

[Esuohlim]

I went on this the other day to ask for a picture of Jon Arbuckle with a plunger on his face and they thought I was being a jerk on purpose. >:

I think it was because of those Something Awful creeps.

[Guitar Woman]

VeronicaM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: ok, so like
You: I need a picture of this guy
You: but it's not a picture of him you know
You: some picture of like a jerk
You: that I can use to incriminate him
You: cause he's a jerk
You: hello?
You: :(

what a bitch

[Sacks]

I must have got the only cool lady:

I searched for 'Awesome tunage, bro'


Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KaraE
KaraE: Welcome to ChaCha!
KaraE: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Whats up bro
KaraE: Not much
You: That's cool
KaraE: Can you please clarify what you are searching for.
You: Well I was looking for some jams
You: Maybe some Misfits pre 95
You: You know what I'm talking about
You: You get into it I know it
KaraE: Ok, give me just a moment.
You: Misfits Trivia
You: Here is some trivia:
KaraE: Has a list of their songs
You: What am I supposed to do with this
KaraE: Not really trivia
You: Oh ok
You: I see what you're getting at
KaraE: You could try to download the songs
You: Is there a place online where I could order some brew dogs straight to my door?
You: Some cold ones
You: While I take your advice and download this music
KaraE: Let me see what I find, just a moment
You: Can I cite 'chacha.com' when I'm asked why I thought it was a good idea to pirate music
You: I won't give them your name specifically
You: I mean, we're misfits bros 4 life and all
KaraE: No, you can use something like LimeWire or do a search for legal download sites
You: I see I see
You: *wink wink*
KaraE: Is there a type of beer that you prefer to order?
KaraE: I'm assuming that is what a brew dog is
KaraE: Otherwise please clarify for me.
You: So Kara where are you at my band is playing at the civic center this weekend and I have some backstage passes with yours and the name of your best hot friend on them
You: That's a good question
You: Let me think about it
KaraE: Sorry, I'm a Mom, I doubt you want me there.
KaraE: Sorry to disappoint.
You: Moms can party too
You: My mom is a mom
You: She wails
KaraE: Yes that's true, just don't want to hurt your rep
You: Reps are meant to be broken
KaraE: Ok
KaraE: Thanks
You: anyways
You: I just realized I have a sixer in the fridge
KaraE: Here is a site where you can order beer online.
KaraE: Ok
You: and I got the tunes on the downlow if you know what I'm saying
You: So I'll catch you later Kara
KaraE: Thanks!
You: You are a first class lady
KaraE: Good luck at your concert
KaraE: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
KaraE: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.



What a babe.

[Guitar Woman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/h0lycrap123/chacha.gif

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ChrissyM
ChrissyM: Welcome to ChaCha!
ChrissyM: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: helo
You: my name al quatan badorqua
You: I look for alqueda website where I sign up and fight for freedom
You: for allah
You: are you here filthy american wench pig
You: allah will rape you for a thousand sexytimes
ChrissyM: Sir, what can I help you with?
You: have you not listen to what I say
You: you have no ears or something stupid
You: I want to fight with allah for freedom
ChrissyM: Is this some kind of joke?
You: what you idiot
You: i no joke
You: you help me find website now, whore
ChrissyM: How's this?
You: what the fuck this
You: this shoddy joke website
You: I want real site
You: fuck you

At this point I think she got fed up with my assholery and stopped paying attention. :<

[liquidstatik]

they helped me learn how to finger my bumhole, without scratching my insides with my fingernails ;o

[FartinMowler]

they helped me learn how to finger my bumhole, without scratching my insides with my fingernails ;o

Is that why they call you Two Finger Tatom?

[Sacks]

No, that's why they USED to call him ol' red eye.

[Guitar Woman]

I didn't know there was a special way you had to do it :<

[liquidstatik]

yeah, i'd explain, but it's kind of VULGAR

[Guitar Woman]

god damnit

if there's one thing this forum can do it's be ANTICLIMACTIC >:

[Sacks]

god damnit

if there's one thing this forum can do it's be ANTICLIMACTIC >:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v161/Sacks/meandbetty.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

I don't get it man

[FartinMowler]

Doing Betty White is anticlimactic :(

[Shifty]

god damnit

if there's one thing this forum can do it's be ANTICLIMACTIC >:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v161/Sacks/meandbetty.jpg




GRAMMY!

[FartinMowler]

Shifty you suck...and making fun of Cliff Burton is not funny or cool.

[Shifty]

Shifty you suck...and making fun of Cliff Burton is not funny or cool.


Im not makin fun of cliff burton you dumb shit. Cliff burton is a bass god.

[FartinMowler]

Shifty I'm 40 and got to see Metallica when they were first starting with Cliff Burton and I'm sure you thinking that writing something that in someway might be construed as "ironic?" that a great bass player was crushed by a bus might be looked upon as being cool really isn't.

[GADZOOKS]

yeah fartinmowler is a bassmaster!

http://www.buybass.com/fish_cartoon.jpg

:lol NOT THAT KINDA BASS :lol GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE :lol

[Sacks]

Did you guys ever play that game Black Bass on NES? It was a gas!

[Shifty]

Shifty I'm 40 and got to see Metallica when they were first starting with Cliff Burton and I'm sure you thinking that writing something that in someway might be construed as "ironic?" that a great bass player was crushed by a bus might be looked upon as being cool really isn't.


You got to see Metallica live?! When Cliff was still around?


Gotta say, what was the concert like?

[ArrowX]

Metallica is teh suck >:

its a shame the bus didn't fucking explode with all of them trapped inside.

[FartinMowler]

I got to see Metallica at the New York theater in Vancouver in 1985...my friend had a very large bag of crappy home grown weed that got "confiscated" by the police...and I'm a good Bass fisherman

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v68/fartinmowler/bass002.jpg

[Misdemonar]

Metallica is teh suck >:

its a shame the bus didn't fucking explode with all of them trapped inside.

Oh you.

[Chojin]

Danny you need to reveal your secrets

[liquidstatik]

oh shooot, you got me
he couldn't find anything ;<

i figured it out on my own, though
but it's hard to put into words :X

[Chojin]

that's why every copy of windows comes with mspaint

[liquidstatik]

http://dannytatom.com/imock/finger.PNG

i suck at illustrating
but that should give you the basics of "INSSERTION" the rest is up to you choji boi ;]

[noob3]

Daaanny :]] bday in 2 days! says:
http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=455550#455550 ;o
haha says:
*barf*
haha says:
ugh wtf is that
Daaanny :]] bday in 2 days! says:
how to insert finger into butthole without scratching your anus =x
Daaanny :]] bday in 2 days! says:
chojin needed tips i guess
haha says:
what?
haha says:
what the fuck?

[liquidstatik]

srsly tho

[glowbelly]

i got someone once who said that if i couldn't find a site on how to make pudding their parents were going to beat them up.

i don't care when people fuck with me cause i still get paid.

[ArrowX]

how much?

[Guitar Woman]

Liquid's butt hair looks kind of gray for his age :x

[liquidstatik]

:lol i just searched my name on google and this thread was on the first page oh man