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Mockery
Dec 6th, 2006, 05:53 AM
Prepare yourselves mocklings... prepare yourselves for a vision of the future. A vision of a world where Christmas is conquered by the awesome power of the Ultimate Warrior and his Destrucity! This is one of those things I've wanted to feature for a long time, but I only just recently got my hands on the comic. But ohhhhhhh was it ever worth the wait!

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/boxes/warrior-xmas-box.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/warrior-xmas)
NEW FEATURE: "THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR RAPED MY CHRISTMAS!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/warrior-xmas

Enjoy!
Angryhydralisk
Dec 6th, 2006, 10:09 AM
Wrestlecrap's take on this was funny...but this take was so much funnier. Thank you, -RoG-.

EDIT: Also \, who could forget when he was in WCW and putting Brutus Beefcake in S&M positions with his group the One Warrior Nation (oWn.....get it?)
Azrael
Dec 6th, 2006, 10:18 AM
Oh man, it doesn't get any better than the Ultimate knowledge that the Warrior possesses. I try to live my life by the 8 rules of Destrucity everyday. Got to http://www.ultimatewarrior.com/warriorsmachete/ to read some awesomely incoherent blogs.
tenno
Dec 6th, 2006, 12:08 PM
:( i remeber you mentioning this.....i had hoped it was a cough syrup induced hallucination...
eggyolk
Dec 6th, 2006, 03:13 PM
please tell me you photoshopped the money shot on santa in the last picture :lol
Protoclown
Dec 6th, 2006, 06:18 PM
Oh man, I can't believe how fucking insane that comic is. I can't wait to see the actual issues!
Rabid Child
Dec 6th, 2006, 07:03 PM
This is genius one of your best yet
noob3
Dec 6th, 2006, 07:15 PM
the one on the far left has a mustache, AND he's smoking a cigarette :/
Archduke Tips
Dec 6th, 2006, 07:59 PM
Who is the ultimate warrior?
xbxDaniel
Dec 6th, 2006, 08:02 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warrior_(wrestler)

I didn't know who he was either, but the piece was still enjoyable.
Archduke Tips
Dec 6th, 2006, 08:06 PM
Why did that link you sent me go to a naked pot smoking native american?
xbxDaniel
Dec 6th, 2006, 08:08 PM
highlight the entire thing and put it into your url address, I couldn't get the url tags to work, and I don't know why it chose that part in particular, but not the whole thing.
Archduke Tips
Dec 6th, 2006, 08:12 PM
Oh okay, thanks!

That first thing was hilarious though.
Dr. V
Dec 7th, 2006, 03:47 AM
Isn't he dead?
MarioRPG
Dec 7th, 2006, 04:42 PM
That was... confusing to say the least.
Chojin
Dec 7th, 2006, 06:01 PM
Man, I would not be surprised at ALL if you got contacted by the ULTIMATE LEGAL TEAM. I mean, you posted pictures of him raping santa. All somethingawful did was call him a crazy racist and the ULTIMATE LAWYER started stalking them.
tyciol
Jun 7th, 2008, 04:52 PM
I especially would be careful of him lately, since he's making a comeback in Spain. You don't want to piss the Warrior off :) That said, I hope someone does show pics of these comics during said comeback since they're an awesome laugh.

I wonder if he'll bring Sting and Undertaker to Spain with him...