Hey Fuckheads!

[James]

Quit turning every fucking thread into a newbie orgy of retarded fighting.

You know who I'm talking about. And if you don't, then I'm talking about you.

Fucking dipshits. Just go to the Mock Wars if you insist on e-sissyslapping one another, and leave the threads free of you shit.

>:

[Wiffles]

Good advice ^_^

*claps*

[soundtest]

Wiffles, can we cuddle? :love

[Rongi]

This is probably my fault :/.

[Wiffles]

Wiffles, can we cuddle? :love

Sure ^_^

*cuddles*

[soundtest]

:love

[Top Tips]

CREATE instant designer stubble by sucking a magnet and dipping your chin into a bowl of iron filings.

[Captain Robo]

YOU FUCKING RULE TOP TIPS :)

[FartinMowler]

You know Rongi and I have had long discussions on this subject and we have come to the conclusion that.

[Esuohlim]

CREATE instant designer stubble by sucking a magnet and dipping your chin into a bowl of iron filings.

You gotta start posting more of these. This is gold! :)

[Anonymous]

Top Tips sucks.

http://www.mrsmegabyte.com/tips2.html

This one is 7th down.

* http://www.fortunecity.co.uk/meltingpot/jinx/399/jokes/Stupid/Viz_Top_Tips.html this is the only page he's using, though.

[Skulhedface]

This is probably my fault :/.

It is.

Don't respond here. I'm not going to disrespect a jamesman thread like that.

[Rongi]

GO BACK TO JOKE GETTING SCHOOL, DUMMY :lol

[Ninjavenom]

Change the title of this to Hey Fuckleheads, i demand it. >:

[Anonymous]

Don't respond here. I'm not going to disrespect a jamesman thread like that.
I CONCUR. THIS CONDUCT IS HIGHLY UNBECOMING OF A JAMESMAN THREAD.

*In case you haven't noticed by now, dick-riding doesn't work here.

[Rongi]

Skulhedface, quit kissing everyone's ass.

[Skulhedface]

RONGI'S BUSY SCHEDULE (April 6th, 2003)

Log on to I-Mockery.net

Go to "View Posts Since Last Visit"

Constantly refresh them to see if anyone said anything about me

Reply, then return to constant refreshing

Accuse members of asskissing while being completely oblivious to the fact that I am just as guilty, if not worse

Ask Chojin to assist me because I just can't make myself look better without his help

refresh "Posts Since Last Visit" yet again

Yell at more random people because I am I-Mockery's resident God (or at least I wish I was)

Get Chojin to accuse Skulhed of kissing Jamesman's ass, even though he is the only member of the so-called "elite" that doesn't give newbies much shit after they've been here awhile, but we do because it's what WE live for. Our lives would have no meaning if we didn't have newbs to fuck with.

Refresh yet again

Go to bed for 20 minutes when no one else has posted, about me or otherwise

Wake up 20 minutes later, to see if anyone replied finally.

Repeat last two steps until someone has posted about me again.

Start all over :)

Start a thread with no title, just an emoticon and a four word sentence, completely wasting RoG's bandwidth

Yell at more newbies for pointing out the obvious, act superior because I AM SINCE I'VE BEEN HERE LONGER THAN YOU

Make reply adding only a simple emoticon or a clever usage of the word "fuck"

[Anonymous]

Are you under the mistaken impression that we read your posts?

[Rongi]

Start a thread with no title, just an emoticon and a four word sentence, completely wasting RoG's bandwidth

What was that? All I could here was your lips puckering up and pressing against something.

[Skulhedface]

www.insultmonger.com

might help you try to come up with something new.

[Rongi]

Now you're kissing website's asses? Jesus christ...

[Skulhedface]

Nope. Just doing two things:

Seeing how quickly you DO hit "refresh" in the "View Posts Since Last Visit" section (and seeing as this post sprung up awfully quickly, that's SAYING something)

and two: If I'm going to be flamed by somebody, I'd like it if there was at least something new to reply to.

PS: Whatever happened to "I'm not going to fight with you anymore"?

[mew barios]

skulhedface. i can't help but notice that you talk a lot.

[Skulhedface]

I try not to. But when you're dealing with someone who's in possession of a skull thicker than the Berlin Wall was, it takes something longwinded to sink even the tiniest bit of it in.

Not to be childish, but need I remind anyone of who started it? :lol

[FS]

HEY FRIENDS :)

LET'S PLAY THE SHUTTING UP GAME

IF YOU SHUT UP YOU GET ONE POINT

IF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GET TWO POINTS

[James]

I would like everyone to take 15 minutes to note the irony that this thread, complaining about the pointless idiotic bickering a la Golden Girls, being turned into the EXACT SAME FUCKING THING I was complaining about.

[Rongi]

Skulhedface, I could sit here and throw insults at you all day, but I might turn into a boring retard like yourself. Good day.

[James]

I would also like you all to take an additional 15 minutes to note, when I hit the reply button, and replied to my thread, there were only 20 posts. It took all of a minute and a half for my reply to go through.

[Skulhedface]

but you at least noticed that I told him to take it to another thread, hmm?

Did he?

The irony's not lost here.

[mew barios]

i like you more when you talk less.

[ItalianStereotype]

ah mew, you should talk more .

[Jixby Phillips]

:bestthread

[The Unseen]

[Cap'n Crunch]

Okay, if you read the first post on this thread he said to stop turning each thread into an orgy of retarded fighting. I read it, and the other page and I saw Skulhedface and Rongi having a shit fight. If you read it he said to take it to Mock Wars. I'm just bringing this to your attention. :)

[Rongi]

I think that title is going to his head :/.

[Secret Agent Vomit]

I just wish people would stop using the word 'sodomize'. It's getting old and it's not funny. :(

It's getting old and it's not funny

LOL. And so are you! :lol

:(

[Mr. PickleFeather]

The problem seem to me, that people are taking little jokes and insults seriously and won't leave them alone, they have to reply to it over and over and whine.


I'm pretty much repeating the obvious, so I'm going to take this time to Lol at Jixby for posting :bestthread in almost every thread.

[Cap'n Crunch]

:bestthread