NEW ARTICLE: "THE GRINCH WHO SCALPED XMAS!"

[Mockery]

Having trouble getting your hands on that toy that everybody wants this season? You're not alone. Here's Proto's new rant about holiday scalpers!

http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/pics/grinch-scalped-square.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/grinch-scalped.php)
NEW ARTICLE: "THE GRINCH WHO SCALPED CHRISTMAS!" -by Protoclown
http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/grinch-scalped.php

Enjoy!

[Angryhydralisk]

This is also a really bad case with vinyl records. More notably anyhting with screen/custom printing, picture discs (Which have suck quality), and colored records (Which all have inferior quality to old 180g black vinyls. :melt

But that's not the point. I never was too much for scalping. A few months back I recently played Metal Gear Solid 2. And did I miss out? Fuck no. It was still a fun game to play and quite a laugh. I can wait while everyone else goes broke.
:aok

[Lenor]

Does it come avaliable on tape? Down a few shots of rum.. listen to proto ramble on about nothing .. now that would be worth buying!

[Angryhydralisk]

But you're too late, for it's already sold out. Article limited to 32 copies on Swirly HTML. :lol

[Lenor]

wow.. yeah.. myn was still alot more funny then yours!!

[tenno]

:) i laughed......good one Proto.

[Grislygus]

The Jesus quote was fucking awesome.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I must agree!

[incognit000]

This was so funny it made me fall out of my chair with laughter.

My friends agree: Protoclown deserves to win a whole BUCKET of internets.

[VolCanon]

Usually these are a tad longwinded, but this was pretty good.