I-MOCKERY DREAMS

[Sethomas]

I'm pretty damn sure that we've had one of these threads within the past three years, but I couldn't find it after looking for AT LEAST three minutes.

Last night I had a dream that had to do with my recent interest in actually buying antiquities, which lately has been mostly old vellum leafs. However, in the dream I went to this store where all the staff were I-Mockery people. I forget all of who was who, but Sspadowsky was in charge of the armory wherein I was looking for a 15th Century Spanish sword to match the replica ones my aunt gave me when I was a kid. I think MLE was manning the turnstiles, which are totally necessary in any fine boutique.

[Grislygus]

I dreamed that I had to get someone someplace really fast, and a bunch of stuff kept getting in the way, at which point I started getting really pissed and the whole thing kind of deteriorated into random shit.

[Angryhydralisk]

Last night brought some bizarre shit, most notably...

- An asian girl with red hair all braided up.
- Me sitting on my car with the hood up while it drives.
- My friend breaking up with his girlfriend
- Some shit about Indiana.

[Sethomas]

Well, I live in Indiana, so close enough.

[GADZOOKS]

I dreamed that Johnny Cash sucked. I forgot the details other then everybody was mad at him like he was michael richards.

[mburbank]

This thread is not supposed to be just dreams had by mockers, but dreams had by mockers involving I-mockery.

Everybody dreams. Your random, squalid, tedious dreams are of little interest.

Dreams that include us though, are more than just the tired natterings of random boobs. They feature us, something we are always intereted in.

[Lenor]

max how old are you now like fuckin 90? damn .. still pullin all that wisdom out of your ass in any occasion.. haha

[GADZOOKS]

I also dreamed that I beat Kevin Garnett at HORSE. No dunking was allowed.

Oh, thunder always happenen' when it's rainin'

[noob3]

i am dreaming i am posting on some sort of message board omg guys i think i am sleep posting right now

[Lenor]

noob.. awww.. sleep posteing .. thats so damn cute XD !!

[mburbank]

Is that you in your user pic? Because I think you should know we can all see your cleavage. I am 44. Nobdoy but Seth and I understand this thread.

[Crimson Ghost]

I dream about work a lot. It's like being at work an extra day every night. I wonder if I can put in for overtime.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Is that you in your user pic? Because I think you should know we can all see your cleavage. I am 44. Nobdoy but Seth and I understand this thread.

I understand this thread...that's why I'm not posting in it. At all.
Goddamnit.

:|

[FartinMowler]

I did have dreams some people stalking and killing me from this site :( that was a few years back and now they have a kid so I think I'm ok :/

[Lenor]

Yes that is actually me.. and yes I am aware of the clevage that is shown.. if you want to go and giggle now .. then sure.. an I only posted to u! and well n00b.. cause that was just too cute.. and yah yah.. fine .. i get the hint ;)

[sspadowsky]

I dreamt that Lenor was going to return after a long absence, and have a picture of her enormous sweater puppies as her avatar.

[mburbank]

sweater puppies is funny

but my brother and i got puppies when we wee kids? And they both had distemper. His survived, but mine died.

If one of Lenor's sweater puppies died, that wouldn't be funny.

Remember Yammy? And that other girl? You know the one. What if they came back. This place is a sausage disco.

[Lenor]

ok.. that is getting WEIRD .. maybe if you didnt scare away every grl that came around then they might stick around ..


and dammit.. stop talking about my damn boobs.. it was fuckin bound to happen!

[mburbank]

I did not take that picture. Or choose it as a user pic. Nor did I ever survive distemper on account of it being a disease of dogs, which I am not.


Besides, anyone scared off by me oughtn't to be here, which is to say;

"Love me, love my dog"

[Supafly345]

I honestly had a dream about 2 years ago with me and Camacazio going to school and I-mockery was my classmates. I dont' remember who, nobody from the forums might have even been there, but I remember acknowledging that everyone was I-mockery.

[Lenor]

Max I never blanned you for any of that shit, and im not saying you directly scared anyone away. But I do know a couple people that most likely have because of their very sad lack of social skillz .. Nobody can ever scare me into anything.. I think ive already made that quite clear..


So, why not do something about it? Take back the board?

[mburbank]

Take it back from whom? This board is always being swamped in flotsom. Eventually the tide goes out.

[Mockery]

She's just ragin' against the machine, Max.

Yeah, we gotta take the power back

Come on, come on!

We gotta take the power back

No more lies
No more lies
No more lies
No more lies
No more lies
No more lies
No more lies
NO MORE LIES

Uggh!

Yeah!

Take it back y'all

Take it back, a-take it back

A-take it back y'all, come on!

Take it back y'all

Take it back, a-take it back

A-take it back y'all, come on!

Uggh!

Yeah!

[Lenor]

exactly what rog said.. but I might suggest staying out of the pit .. you might break a hip! haha

[sspadowsky]

I also dreamt that Lenor would put on a pair of heavy winter gloves before she tried to type anything.

[Lenor]

I dreamt spas just shut the fuck up! Maybe stayed out of everything I do.. and got a hobby that didnt involve me!

[sspadowsky]

Whoa, guys, i was just dreaming about my hobbies that don't involve Lenor. Then all of a sudden, she totally invades my dream, all like, "WHOOOOOOOOOO! SSPADOWSKY, CHECK OUT MY CANS! LOOKIT 'EM BOUNCY-BOUNCY-BOUNCING LIKE A COUPLE OF KIDDIE PUNCH-BALLS!" And she was all trying to flash 'em and stuff, but she couldn't grip her top on account of her typing gloves.

Rude, Lenor. Pretty fuckin' rude.

[Lenor]

I do belive your the one that dreamt I had huge gloves on, so its ur own damn fault i was distracting, i think you did it on purpose anyways!!

[Chojin]

sspadowsky is the man who will fight for my honor :<

[Mockery]

Yep, he's Peter Cetera alright.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Rude, Lenor. Pretty fuckin' rude.

Sspad...do you post on Offtopic, by chance?

[MLE]

And do you, by any chance, fence?

[Sethomas]

>:

One of my favorite bands has a song about weird crazy dreams. You know, the ones where you have an impossible fixation and the worst thing is that it follows you into weird states where you're not sure if you're awake or not. I've had lots of those, luckily none I can remember with I-Mockery people!

[sspadowsky]

Sspad...do you post on Offtopic, by chance?
Nope.
And do you, by any chance, fence?
No, ma'am. I haven't the thighs for it.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Sspad, do you, by chance, like Gladiator movies?

[kahljorn]

I like how Lenor tries to pretend that she doesn't want people staring at her breasts, and yet she posted a picture from a birds eye view of her purposely sticking her chest out. Pictures are meant to be seen :( It's like saying a porno star doesn't want people to look at her body and she just happened to have her vagina all over the camera :( What a COINCIDENCE, Liebniz must be behind this! The whole talking about people talking about her breasts though is also pretty obvious, LETS DRAW MORE ATTENTION TO MY BREASTS BY HAVING A DISPUTE ABOUT THEM.
Unless it's father spaz then he just found a picture of a big breasted female that people would be sexually attracted to so he could masturbate over everyone talking about his breasts.

also why does she always say she's the oldest young poster i dont get it i thought that was chojin and I and maybe that eric sheizenkoph gay guy. I probably should've mentioned that in a thread where she actually said that :(

[Zomboid]

I think you guys had been around for quite a while before we joined, but I remember me, ninjavenom and italian being the youngest out of anyone that stuck around on the old boards.

[Lenor]

o0o0o ninja... he was fun .

[Jeanette X]

stop talking about my damn boobs

I will if you stop arching your back and pouting at me sluttishly, you little hussy! >: