fa la la la la

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I just farted and it smells like eggnog. :(

[Angryhydralisk]

Reminds me of a time this girl farted and it smelled like roses.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

roses mixed with shit, right?

[Lenor]

shut up slut

[Cosmo Electrolux]

look whose talking

[FartinMowler]

my wife say's I fart everyday and I keep saying she's a liar

[Lenor]

jelouse?

[Angryhydralisk]

roses mixed with shit, right? More like shit mixed with Shoney's Breakfast Buffet. :)

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I think I know that girl! :lol

[guitar man]

i once farted out semen

[Mystie]

Hmm... I never farted out anything interesting, but one time I ate cottage cheese, sneezed, and little curds came flying out my nose.

[Lenor]

guitar man: lovin the pic.. crazy fucker ...


yeah this thread is just wrong..

[Yggdrasill]

thats what makes it right

[Yggdrasill]

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b103/ComaHack/furcoat_430x600.jpg

[WhiteRat]

i once farted out semen

The technical term for that is called a cumfart cocktail.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

i once farted out semen


Wait a minute! Didn't you used to be a girl??

[liquidstatik]

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b103/ComaHack/furcoat_430x600.jpg

omg tits :eek

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Do NOT MAKE MOTORBOAT NOISES!!!!!

[Angryhydralisk]

Why would you associate motorboat noises with tits? I thought motorboat "putt-putt" sounds were associated with farting.

But yeah, tits.

[liquidstatik]

i'd cum on 'em ;o

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Why would you associate motorboat noises with tits? I thought motorboat "putt-putt" sounds were associated with farting.

But yeah, tits.
I have no idea. Fartin said something about motorboat noises and Lenors funbags, and I laughed and recieved a good talking to via PM.

[Yggdrasill]

You guys never made the motorboat noise?

[Angryhydralisk]

putt-put-a-putt?

:boob :boob :fart

[Yggdrasill]

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b103/ComaHack/redshirtjeanskirt_430x600.jpg

It's an ASS! :o

[Cosmo Electrolux]

well, so far no one has posted a picutre of their ass, and for that I"m grateful. I mean, it's tough to get that Myspace pose thing going, AND make your ass pouty for the photo too...

[MLE]

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b103/ComaHack/furcoat_430x600.jpg

I sure hope that's a bullet-hole

[Lenor]

those are soooo fake!!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

who cares? tits are tits...

[kahljorn]

fake tits are okay to look at but not fun to touch.

[Pub Lover]

Good thing we're on the internet. :x

[kahljorn]

quite.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

tits that jiggle are a lot more fun

[Lenor]

myn are jiggly! :rave

[kahljorn]

you know i didnt realize it until i met alot of people with breast implants but people with breast implants are stupid. I hate how they try to act like they have huge sexy breasts afterwards when really they just have huge bags of silicone inside of their breasts. Then they try to act like they are better than people who have small breasts and say things like, "YOURE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU DON"T HAVE BIG BREASTS LIKE THESE."
It's like shut up if anyone else wanted to waste five grand they could have the same size tits as you. Same with anyone who has cosmetic surgery and thinks they are the cat's meow afterwards.

[liquidstatik]

kahljorn, you were going to get fake tits ;<

[kahljorn]

actually i was going to grow my own from scratch.

[Lenor]

I grew my own!

[noob3]

i once grew this bean thing in like 2nd grade & when i got home from school i noticed it was like all over my backup, dead

i was so sad

[Lenor]

thats a travesty!

[kahljorn]

it was probably a clove and you can grow them very easily if you'd like to relive your childhood.

[Gorlack the Destroyer]

breasts are breasts. if theyre real then gret if theyre fake then the'd best have some life-like texture ;_;

[kahljorn]

tits are not tits at all is my new counter argument.

[Gorlack the Destroyer]

tits are not tits at all is my new counter argument.

then what are they?

[kahljorn]

sorry i wasn't prepared for a question of this caliber.

[Lenor]

kahl is speechless. ITS PERPOSTEROUS!

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Me failing English? Thats UNPOSSIBLE.

[noob3]

dude it wasnt a clove i smoke cloves for breakfast and then wonder why this clove tastes like shit

[kahljorn]

cloves are beans (legumes) that people usually grow in kindergarden because t's real easy. that and lima beans..

gorlock's questions cut straight to the heart of the issue :(

ps gorlack i hope you realize that silicone bags aren't breasts

[liquidstatik]

i know we were talking about tits and all, but i like cloves ;o

[kahljorn]

Cloves grow really easily it's kind of fun to grow them... they also taste good in bbq sauce and chinese food.
you're probably talking about the cigarettes though. I think people who smoke cloves are either pretentious or youngens. Usually people who like attention :( Coincidentaly, most of the people i know who smoke cloves also have breast implants.
i have an opinion about everything.

[Yggdrasill]

I smoke cloves in droves

[Yggdrasill]

djarum blacks and camels i hate making new pages

[liquidstatik]

djarum blacks<3 ;O

[kahljorn]

marijuana with hashish ;D

[MetalMilitia]

I grew cress in school, not cloves.

[liquidstatik]

marijuana with hashish ;D

:eek

[liquidstatik]

i like how this thread goes from tits to smoking :O

[Cosmo Electrolux]

can we get back on subject, please?

[darklycan]

Wait a minute. Wasen't the original topic you farting? Becasue I really hope it will not be going back to that......

[Lenor]

This board has ADD

[Cosmo Electrolux]

is that some sort of "code" for tits?

[Lenor]

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d19/lenore00/random/miscellaneous120ly2.gif

TITS

[Cosmo Electrolux]

:fart

[Lenor]

:puke

[Cosmo Electrolux]

:boob :boob

[Lenor]

:rock

[Cosmo Electrolux]

:( :blowme :confused :|

[Lenor]

:maul :shocked :obey

[executioneer]

:emoticon :differentemoticon :wornoutjoke

[kahljorn]

:expressivecommentary

[Pub Lover]

I grew cress in school, not cloves.
Me too, but they don't have cress in America. :rolleyes

[executioneer]

yes we do we just call it "sprouts"

[Pub Lover]

Then what the hell do you call the stuff we call sprouts? :eek

[executioneer]

if i remember correctly, brussels sprouts

[Pub Lover]

Fuck Belgium! >:

[executioneer]

http://www.peak.org/~jeremy/dictionary/dictionary/dictionary.php?search=sprouts

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Fuck Belgium! >:

the whole country?

[executioneer]

guys what would ford prefect say about this discussion

[Pub Lover]

the whole country?
It's a very small country. ;)

Full of politicians trying to ruin everyone's lives. :(

[MetalMilitia]

Belgium is probably the most boring place I have ever had the displeasue of visiting. There is literally nothing there except for chocolate, disgusting vegatables and Jean Calude Van Damme.

[Pub Lover]

...and the exceedingly annoying European Parliament.